Star magazine features a weekly column called "Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous". They'll have a dazzling before picture of the victim in their youthful glory (see above). And then......
right next to it, a horrifying after photo complete with comments detailing all the surgery, injections and implants the victim has had. They called Mickey "stretched and lumpy" and said that his "tight face-lift...is deteriorating..." Yeah, he looks a bit shiny and melty, but he's a mighty fine actor.
The little Olsen Twins swing gleefully among the branches of their money tree, picking leaves whenever they feel like it, and spending it all on fancy New York apartments, baggy wardrobes and popcorn bucket-sized cups of coffee from Starbucks. What a life. Medium: acrylic on board
At least that's what the tabloids claim. It was reported that Star, aka "Bridezilla" and her husband Al Reynolds paid almost nothing for her extravagantly expensive sponsored wedding. Apparently, she promised sponsors a free plug on The View in exchange for things like $6,000 cakes and exotic honeymoons. I would have loved to have drawn her as Bridezilla, but I thought Ursula the Sea Witch was a more appropriate metaphor. She can use all those tentacles to grab all the free stuff she wants - even a husband!
Back in 2005, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were constantly under fire for being "skeletal size zeros. This is one of my first few posts in Gallery of the Absurd and as I update this post on Sept. 13, 2012, Nicole Richie is at a healthy weight and is now designing clothes, whereas Lindsay Lohan is often spotted wavering between normal weight and bloated mess depending on what trouble she got into the night before. Medium: ink on paper, digital color.