At least that's what the tabloids claim. It was reported that Star, aka "Bridezilla" and her husband Al Reynolds paid almost nothing for her extravagantly expensive sponsored wedding. Apparently, she promised sponsors a free plug on The View in exchange for things like $6,000 cakes and exotic honeymoons. I would have loved to have drawn her as Bridezilla, but I thought Ursula the Sea Witch was a more appropriate metaphor. She can use all those tentacles to grab all the free stuff she wants - even a husband!
Do any of you know Star Jones, personally? It is surprising that so many people can make so many PERSONAL attacks on a person whom they do not know PERSONALLY. An hour-long television show is not enough time to claim to know someone. If you want to talk about how she looks, go ahead; however, I don't think any of us have room to talk about selfishness, etc. If you were born into this world, you have been selfish. Babies are selfish, toddlers are selfish, teenagers are selfish, and grown ups are very selfish. Don't throw stones living in glass houses. In addition, someone asked about why everything has to be about skin color. I think that for some people,they don't know how to handle a strong African-American woman who is confident and educated. For some reason, people are only comfortable with the steppin' fetchin' images of African-Americans. Get over it! That is not the world in which we live.
Posted by: A voice of reason | June 28, 2006 at 08:53 AM
It seems that all of you are a bunch of big fat ass cows yourself
In order to make yourself feel better about your down falls in life such as your lack of being happy w/your fat asses and lack of real personality you bash whom ever only because ure' dumb ass bitches
If you could have gotten sponsors for your wedding"ughh" thts if some1 married your crabby old ass you would have done the same fucking thing
and BTW dont forget I called you a fat ass, old fuck face and Your Mother too
with all the energy it takes to make a website like this why dont you put some energy into fixing your body...nobdy is perfect Bitch and if U look down Im sure you will see that within yourself
since you are a lowlife Bitch Im sure you will not post this because you want evbdy to fall on your bandwagon I will not, you show yourselves to be stupid ass bitches who sit alone and fucked up
Posted by: Becky | June 28, 2006 at 06:32 AM
I don't care what anybody says, Star Jones, you are wonderful. They are just hating because you go after what you want and don't take no jive. Also, good for you on losing the weight, no matter how you did it. You Look FABULOUS!!!!
Go Girl.
Posted by: Tonya | June 27, 2006 at 08:59 AM
Why is it that some people insist on lookin g at everything as an assault on someone's skin color? Let's face it, Star Jones comes off as a know-it-all IDIOT, She marries an obviously GAY man, and then decides that she is qualified to write a book on the subject of Love? Gag me with a spoon! It's nothing other than the LARGE, FAKE, persona that Star provides that makes her the most disliked wannabe on the screen, next to that man Omar- rosa.
Posted by: Angelia Fowler | June 26, 2006 at 01:28 PM
I really thought Star was more beautiful when she was a larger woman she just seems to be wasteing away, at least it looks that way. and the picture of her from the time she was large to the alian fit's her just perfect.
Posted by: Ramona Anderson | June 23, 2006 at 08:34 AM
Are you seriously comparing the holocaust to a drawing of Star Jones as an octopus? These comments are hilarious.
Posted by: karenology | June 22, 2006 at 09:02 AM
My grandmother is a nazi concentration camp survivor. What the germans did first to justify the the holocaust is ridicule and dehumanize successful wealthy jewish people. This is what seems to happen to women of color who have the audacity to become sucessful public figures in our country. Please lay off Star Jones, she is not the enemy. You haters should be ashamed to call yourselves American Citizens.
Posted by: Loretta Rosenberg | June 16, 2006 at 12:36 PM
FINALLY!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULDN'T STAND THIS SELF-INGRATIATING BITCH!!!
Posted by: J. Mac | April 20, 2006 at 11:01 AM
she is wanting to prove something to the world in a big way. she got booted from E! for being too self absorbed and she was very mean when the cameras went to commercial..she was yelling for her assistant and others to bring me this bring me that now! she was quoted as saying :"i am the main attraction here....i am gettin more money doin this sh## than the other job i do...."
she is so into herself and gets jealous of people who look better than her and has more money than her. You reap what you sow...scar jones, as I like to call it, star is falling fast. no one likes her. she is mean and she is fake. she doesn't have a nuturing bone in her body. she's a meat eater!
Posted by: haha | April 01, 2006 at 08:03 AM
It amazes me to see how people can belittle, brow beat and generally use the sword God gave us all in a manner that brings no good to either the recipient or the accuser. I Pray we all understand that time is short and words are few, we should choose them wisely. Love Ya Starrrrr be who you are.
Posted by: Righteousness, Peace Joy in the Holy Ghost | March 23, 2006 at 02:15 PM
STAR JONES
I AM A BIG FAN NO MATTER WHAT ANY ONE ELSE SAYS I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. EVERYONE TELLS ME I LOOK JUST LIKE.BUT NO MATTER WHAT KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.
Posted by: LOOK ALIKE | March 11, 2006 at 09:46 PM
I love this blog! You guys rock and I love those Jeff parodies. Star Jones is completely self-centered, she can't go a second without mentioning the view, her love life, etc. Did anyone see the red carpet on E! last year? Geez, all she could talk about was herself, and the idea of having everything given to her is just apalling. Its actually tacky, I wonder if she even sent any of those places thank you notes for their generosity. Eh, the view hags are just a bunch of bitches. I never watch that show.
Posted by: malibuchick | March 11, 2006 at 01:43 PM
wowwwwwwwwwww totally brilliant!! the best i've seen here yet! the MOST accurate depiction of any celeb! hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: charisse | December 07, 2005 at 05:17 PM
Why must everyone constantly degrad Star- Yes she is a bit self-centered but doesn't she have reason to be? Many of you will more than likely never see the inside of a studio, the red carpet nor fame. She has her 10 seconds, 10 minutes 3 years of fame and she has turned it into marketing genius. I don't see the harm in that. I heard a saying the rich get richier by not spending what they have? Makes sense to me. I do think she looks a horrible mess now that she lost so much weight but guess what, she will probably get some plastic surg. to do her tummy tucks and breast lifts for free. Now that's a bad BITCH... And AL well we all know he is gay just as we know Tom Cruise is but who cares!?
Posted by: Oh Wow | November 05, 2005 at 05:17 PM
Dear Jesus, where do we even begin with this perfect example of idiocy? Bridezilla is kind compared to the things that I call her around the house. I think that the saddest part is that they allowed this attention mongor to be admitted to the ABA and let her succeed in life. WHOSE dick did she suck. Oh and by the way, I'm a guy and I am F-ing AL!
Posted by: flyboy148 | November 01, 2005 at 02:04 PM
I thought the drawing was perfect. She is indeed a totally self centered beast. You captured her perfectly!!!!!
Posted by: | November 01, 2005 at 03:10 AM
There MUST be a way to "shovel" some of that fat underneath 'stars' arms. perhaps she should consider feeding children in Somalia. I thinks she is the worst of the worst I'm glad she is getting the hell out of Manhattan!!!! C-YA, pizza pie eat'a
Posted by: Luv2sail | September 20, 2005 at 11:03 AM
I don't understand why so many people diskikes Star. Is it because she's a strong black women who gets what she wants. People who talk about others in a negative way, have alot in their own lives that they are unhappy with, so they pick on others to make them feel better. Well, it really doesn't work. Sweep around your own front door before you sweep someone elses. Oh, don't forget, skinner is not alway better.
Posted by: Kimberly Jackson | September 09, 2005 at 09:48 AM
STOPPPPP Player hating on Star and Al. your just madd because it's not you.
from an
african american sista
Posted by: tracey | August 22, 2005 at 10:28 PM
You must have more on Star Jones, or you should.
Posted by: Kathi Tascarella | August 11, 2005 at 12:44 PM
haha, I like his pink triangle, so true.
Posted by: joel berggren | July 26, 2005 at 01:13 PM
Great website, fourteen (14). You're very talented and wickedly clever. Please add Rush Limbaugh to your list of spoofs. He actually thinks he's a celebrity, and he is rich enough to qualify. Too bad he's made all of that money from being a sarcastic, know-it-all, fat-ass, Gearge Bush loving conservative. Someone needs to take him down a few pegs, and I think you would do a great job of it. Thanks for the fun site.
Posted by: Ima Kickenback | July 15, 2005 at 02:34 PM
For someone who is supposed to be educated, that woman has nooooooo class. I didn't know who this so-call "Star" was until the View, and it's a show I don't even bother to watch.
Loved the painting. You certainly did her justice.
Posted by: Jen | July 12, 2005 at 10:38 PM
Very very very good. You got the face just perfect. She does her eye shadow like that. You nailed the too dark lip liner around the lighter than her lip liner lips and the stretch marks are pretty funny. If you were showing her from the back you forgot her back titties. She's got em bad. I saw on celebrity justice that she's getting sued over her new york "girlfriends" garden. Do I have to mention the down low husband? Whatever. She's just another unemployed lawyer. I am so sure ms. walters "woman of journalistic integrity (snarf)" loves starr using her plugs as ways to get free stuff. All pretty sleazy.
Posted by: rosarybjork | June 21, 2005 at 11:14 AM
Repeat after me: Star-ba the Hutt...
Dear Jesus on an apple cart, this portrait is too perfect. Your rapier wit pierces the Baroness of Material Bloat with the precision of El Zorro hisself.
What coke-huffing magnate decided that the world needed non-stop exposure to this waxy-faced icon of middle American material greed and self-absorption anyway? I just wanna pelt her with raw hamburger or something.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | June 01, 2005 at 10:08 PM
It amazes me that Payless has her as a spokes person. I mean, who's gonna take shoe style advice from someone who can't see her feet?? Boggles the mind …
Posted by: MrBlank | June 01, 2005 at 02:47 PM
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!! PRICELESS!!!!!
Posted by: Keedee | May 25, 2005 at 12:48 PM
Oh My Gawd! This is the funniest picture I have ever seen of Starzilla-and oh so true. I don't think there's one person left in the US that actually likes (or admires) that beast... 'cept Mizz Shirley. Oh wait- she even left Zilla as a child for her grandparents to raise. That's why she claims to be a Southern (dumb)Bell.
Posted by: Jamie | May 24, 2005 at 09:17 AM
She's a fat digusting famewhore
Posted by: katie | May 24, 2005 at 08:10 AM
These are all genius, but I like the Starr bashing the best!
Posted by: Harry | May 23, 2005 at 01:55 PM
The stretchmarks on her boobs and the ridges of flesh under her arms horrify me. You go, 14!
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | May 23, 2005 at 09:48 AM