There are so many endless possibilites to lampoon Donald Trump's orange cotton candy hair, but I found it most fulfilling to imagine him getting attacked by it. Behold the Donald Trump Hair Beast!
When he's not pouting or throwing temper tantrums, Donald Trump and his oddly beautiful alien-esque wife, Melania Knauss look as though they suffer from constipation. All that money, power, and opulence...and yet the two of them can barely muster a smile. In the spirit of The Apprentice, I created a Trump branded product that could revolutionize the pharmaceutical industry. Don, whatcha think? Am I hired?