If you like sour candies, then you'll love Renee Zellweger's EXTREME SOUR LEMON Candy. It's the sourest candy available on the market and is sure to put a permanent pucker on your face. Grab a package today and taste just how EXTREMELY sour these candies really are!
hahahahaha
good~
Posted by: Vann | June 26, 2005 at 06:10 PM
This is just too perfect.
I've been trying to figure out what happened to her between Jerry Maguire and now. Her face is just not the same. What is UP with that??
Posted by: Carrie | June 26, 2005 at 11:58 AM
I know Renee and she likes licorice way more than sour lemon, just so you know. And there was a point where her and some of her friends met me and some of my friends out at a movie in Hollywood at Arclight Cinemas and she had a choice between lemon sours and Good n' Plenty and she chose Good n' Plenty and actually said, "I like sour lemon drops about as much as I like getting a Brazillian wax."
True story!
Posted by: Pauly D | June 26, 2005 at 08:18 AM
I chuckled like a chipmunk...however my heart goes out the the woman - I mean how horrible would it be to have lost so much weight and still have that fat face.
Posted by: Jake | June 26, 2005 at 02:28 AM
hahah everything here is so awesome
Posted by: jennifer | June 25, 2005 at 06:41 PM
Haha! Funny thing is that yesterday my bro and I saw the trailer for Cinderella Man and I made one of Renee's stock facial expressions. It included the squint and the furrowed brow.
Keep them coming!
Posted by: Gosia | June 25, 2005 at 05:37 PM
She must practice that face in the mirror. Plus, I don't think guys dig that look. Who cares about her smile when you can't see her eyes?
Posted by: Amy Steier | June 25, 2005 at 05:35 PM
This would be really funny if I hadn't heard this joke 5 years ago...
...like when Jim Carrey's character said it to her face in "Me, Myself & Irene."
Otherwise, this site is goof stuff.
Posted by: MFG | June 25, 2005 at 03:33 PM
That is truly hilarious. I've often wondered why Renee purses her lips that way. It's unnatural, really. I loved her in Bridget Jones though. Somehow, the pursing fit that character perfectly but it really bothers me in other roles. Very intriquing artwork. I also loved the Donald Trump consipation relief formula.
Posted by: Neva | June 25, 2005 at 03:18 PM
These paintings are SO BRILLIANT. Each one is a work of genius. Love it.
xo
http://conversationsfamouspeople.blogspot.com/
Posted by: DistressedJeans | June 25, 2005 at 03:09 PM
Just look closely at the lips in this picture. They are pursed and rouged and grotesque... exactly as the REAL Zellweger clown-mouth pucker-flappers. Well done, 14. Well done, indeed.
I loved her as Roxie Hart, but only when I held my finger close in front of my face to cover up hers. Just wanted to see the muscles and the dancing.
Posted by: astrid | June 25, 2005 at 01:55 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Good one!
Posted by: | June 25, 2005 at 01:43 PM
I love you.
Posted by: sean | June 25, 2005 at 01:20 PM
absolutely hilarious! love your work!
Posted by: quivie | June 25, 2005 at 10:10 AM
This is classic! This is on the level of Andy Warhol with a comic effect added. Can't stop laughing!
Posted by: Maria | June 25, 2005 at 07:47 AM
You captured her absolutely perfectly!
Posted by: Darcie | June 25, 2005 at 07:13 AM
You captured her absolutely perfectly!
Posted by: Darcie | June 25, 2005 at 07:13 AM
i can't even look at that picture without laughing so hard that tears roll down my face!
Posted by: Hilari | June 24, 2005 at 11:38 PM
luv it!!
Posted by: cherise | June 24, 2005 at 11:19 PM
LOL!!! I love it.
Posted by: lucy | June 24, 2005 at 09:06 PM
your a genius
Posted by: Mandi | June 24, 2005 at 08:22 PM
I know, right?? What the hell IS that expression? Is it supposed to be sexy??
Posted by: Karen | June 24, 2005 at 07:33 PM
Girl, I laffed out loud at this one!
I have heard that Renee is a very nice person, but c'mon, we aren't saying she's evil or indulging in Tom Cruise's Vitamin Therapy/Thetan-B-Gone or nuthin'. We're just saying she's got a funny expression lately!
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 24, 2005 at 05:25 PM
Once again, your Funhouse Mirror to the Stars delivers. Big time!
Sorry to get back to the whole alien thing, but...What terrifies me is how much Ms. Z's visage reminds me of Vincent D'Onofrio in Men in Black. Y'know, when the alien's eaten the REAL Vincent, and Vince's skin is stretched over the alien in a really puckery,queasy way...
I just hope that when the ravenous carnivorous alien insect rips out of Renee for a snack, that it's during an interview with that Access Hollywood plebe Billy Bush. I hate that oily bastard.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | June 24, 2005 at 05:00 PM
That was funny. Hilarious even. But Renee is really a sweet and genuine person compared to lots of the Hollywood phonies, so it made me feel bad for her.
Posted by: a roadie | June 24, 2005 at 04:40 PM
Awesome!
It's so extremely strange and stupid.
Posted by: C.N. | June 24, 2005 at 03:48 PM
Another winner from mz. '14.'
Keep 'em coming.
Yeah, what is with that 'look'?? She didn't always have it. She used to have a normal face. Bizarre.
These hollyweird types truly are from another planet.
Posted by: Huge Seagull | June 24, 2005 at 03:23 PM
It's so true. I wonder if she practices that face in front of a mirrow. It's so calculated...especially with the "aren't I sweet as pie" head tilt thrown in. I think we'd all enjoy her a lot more if she just plain smiled with abandon!
Posted by: Leanna | June 24, 2005 at 02:47 PM
bahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
loves it!
Posted by: GRETCHEN | June 24, 2005 at 02:42 PM
It's funny because it's true. Squinty McChipmunkcheeks. Stop vomiting, sweetheart, and the tell-tale puffy cheeks will go away.
Posted by: Laurie | June 24, 2005 at 02:32 PM