I understand what a grave disappointment it is to all of you that Page Six recently announced Britney Spears will not be posing nude on the cover of Vanity Fair. Rumors were swirling, and the nation's anticipation was growing feverish. Determined not to let you down, 14 has decided to put Britney on the cover anyway.
Wow. This is great.
Posted by: Miss Hollywood | July 08, 2005 at 08:32 PM
wow that is so funny! you are so on with this one..hate to say it though i have two kids and she still looks better than i did prego! but this is so funny! good job!
Posted by: missy s | July 08, 2005 at 07:45 PM
Why, she is the embodiment of Sarah Bernhardt or, um, Zelda Fitzgerald. Or, well, Deliverance.
You are extremely laugh-making and massively talented.
Posted by: bbking | July 08, 2005 at 05:55 PM
Dude, I can't believe you haven't been on BoingBoing yet; you rule!!!
Posted by: Cadmium Red | July 08, 2005 at 04:43 PM
Dear god, the eroticization of the turkey baster belly...why, lord, why???
I agree this is a nightmare, but not my worst. That would probably involve waking up to Tom Cruise on the neighboring pillow, grinning at me with his Charmingly Crooked Smile(TM), all glistening teeth and twinky insincerity. In the room with us are half a dozen Scientology drones, quietly waiting, like those people in the courts of French kings, for the Royal Deflowering to commence. Or they're waiting for us to get up so they can escort me to the bathroom, shower, and coffee, not letting me alone for a moment, controlling my every move, feeding me lines for the inquiring press, keeping bad influences like friends and family away, locking me in a disconnected world, all the better to brainwash me...
Oh wait, I'm channeling Katie Holmes again. Dang, I HATE when that happens. I gotta lay off the absinthe and champagne.
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | July 08, 2005 at 03:48 PM
Good job. I don't find it so funny though. A good girl, with a huge heart is often prone to such ridicule. I don't know, I just do not find the jokes on her so funny. I mean, she was caught with cheetos in her hands twice, and she's a beautiful girl who finally realized that it's not all about looks. She's one of the only celebrities who is down to earth and has her prioroties and morals sorted out. She's a down to earth, funny and kind person. That's her TRUE side.
Posted by: Guy | July 08, 2005 at 03:28 PM
You are an absolute genius. This website is a riot - I look forward to each and every one of your uploads! You are FABULOUS.
Posted by: Kim | July 08, 2005 at 02:49 PM
You've outdone yourself yet again, my dear!
And hey... did you get my email last week? I was deadly serious about that commissioned piece I mentioned!!
Posted by: Manuela | July 08, 2005 at 12:17 PM
WOW! dead on....
Posted by: | July 08, 2005 at 12:06 PM
wow this is the rudest thing i have ever seen... people should be wishing thtat they had the money and the body of britney.. u guys are all just jealous cuz ur not millionaires like her or u dont have a baby on the way like her or a husband.. fucking grow up.. britney is so beautiful and just because you are JEALOUS OF HER FAME.. doesnt mean you have to make fun of her.. maybe if she did look that bad it would be funny but thing is she will never ever look like that.. fucking grow up u stupid adults thinking your still a teen. im 18 years old and i aleady think this is really sad!
Posted by: joanna | July 08, 2005 at 10:52 AM
Does she know what's happening to her body and soul ?
Posted by: Brigitte Bardot_On_Speed(s) | July 08, 2005 at 10:20 AM
Brilliant as usual 14. Love the little touches - empty gaze from her smudged mascara baggy eyes, lumpy rear-end, and the healthy snacks she's feeding her unborn. The other headlines are fantastic. How scarry is Johnny Depp in those Willy Wonka previews? Yikes.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | July 08, 2005 at 09:49 AM
Oh, my! I didn't know that the Johnny Depp thing was common knowledge... and it goes back to his days here in Vancouver when he was filming 21 Jump Street...
And regarding Britney... Comme Toujours, ma cher... your attention to detail is simply exquisite. The suggestion of burgeoning cellulite... the less than swan-like neck highlighted by a shoulder slump that is haunting in its portrayal of disillusion... these are subtleties that combine to serve as a testament to your continuing brilliance!
MWAH!
Posted by: Manuela | July 08, 2005 at 09:30 AM
Hi! I love your site & blogrolled you right away. Britney is so well done, has she had a photo taken in the last year without a cup of Starbucks in her hand and a straw in her mouth? But the best was the Johnny Depp comment. My kids won't go see Willie Wonka because they think he's M.J.!
Posted by: Dances With Minivans | July 08, 2005 at 04:25 AM
she needs a cigarette in btn her fingers too!
Posted by: els | July 08, 2005 at 02:00 AM
i'm from south korea.
you're so great.
it's awesome.
i gotta be your fan.
Posted by: jessica Han | July 08, 2005 at 01:29 AM
lol... you are so cool, 14!
Posted by: cherise | July 07, 2005 at 11:45 PM
Thank you THANK YOU for noticing the Karl Rove detail - you totally got it!!
Posted by: 14 | July 07, 2005 at 10:35 PM
You rule, 14. The Britney rendering is obviously a gem but the Karl Rove headline really does it. This one pretty much sums up our great country now doesn't it? Britney + Karl. True American Heroes. God Bless! Uggghhhhh
Posted by: kumzooloo | July 07, 2005 at 10:17 PM
You're just too good!
Posted by: Meg | July 07, 2005 at 09:41 PM
her hair looks too clean--otherwise it's dead on!
Love your work ;)
Posted by: | July 07, 2005 at 06:52 PM
so distugting and distasteful what a horrible picture!!!! it really shows her true side... I LOVE IT
Posted by: jamie | July 07, 2005 at 06:03 PM
But, hilarious as the portrait is, when I've stopped hyperventilating, caught my breath, had a glass of water so that I don't puke my last meal and have finall calmed down, I read the text relating to the other stories in the mag, and I start cacking all over again!
Please send me your nail clippings or a hair or a swab of saliva so that you may be cloned and kept on call here in Australia…
Posted by: Dom | July 07, 2005 at 06:01 PM
That is fantastic 14! I've admired your work silently for awhile now but I had to say WELL DONE!
The wide-spaced,empty eyes, ragged eyeliner, drink permanently clutched in hand, yup, you totally captured Brit!
Posted by: ffleur | July 07, 2005 at 06:01 PM
i don't need to see her 'cause i see right her right now. The catch of the moment is "in the air" with all your talent. I don't want to see anymore!!!
Posted by: slavo74@ | July 07, 2005 at 04:15 PM
AHHHHH!!!! My eyes!!!!
Posted by: Terri A. | July 07, 2005 at 02:32 PM
oh darling.
that one really is my favorite yet.
the vacant eyes
the curdlike buns...
Posted by: amber | July 07, 2005 at 01:50 PM
The White Trash Celebutante strikes again.
Posted by: Sara | July 07, 2005 at 01:34 PM
Best laugh of of the day, another great picture, thank you!
Posted by: Martha | July 07, 2005 at 12:23 PM
The cellulite just adds so much.
Posted by: Amanda | July 07, 2005 at 12:06 PM