I played around in my time machine again this weekend and tore a photo from Star Magazine to bring back and show you. Here we have a paparazzi photograph of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline taking their bouncing bundle of joy out for a stroll in the Hollywood Hills. Baby Sean Preston appears to be foaming at the mouth and has stained his face, hands and $800 designer warm up suit with sticky orange Cheeto goo. Mommy Britney looks a bit grossed out by the mess while Daddy Kevin looks on with detached amusement. Britney has just given Kevin a brand new $28,000 watch and he enjoys showing it off while guzzling his 64 oz Big Gulp. I bet there's Orange Fanta inside that enormous cup....this family appears to enjoy consuming things that are bright orange.
Well, if anyone ever needs to ask about the intelligence of Britney's three remaining fans just look at the thoughtful and grammatically amusing comment written above. I think Megan's post says it all.
Posted by: Long Island Irish | December 03, 2006 at 12:01 PM
YOU ALL NEED TO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THEN SIT HERE ALL DAY AND FU-KING DISS BRITNEY SPEARS THIS WAY. IN REALITY SHE IS A HUMAN BEING, A PERSON WHO FEELS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. SO WHAT, SHE MARRIED A LOSER. SHE MADE A MISTAKE. DOESN'T EVERYBODY. YOU ALL NEED TO JUST STOP. YOU DON'T THINK THAT SHE KNOW'S THAT SHE HAS MADE A MISTAKE.LET HER LIVE HER LIFE. DAMN. JUST FU-KING LEAVE HER ALONE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: chesica | December 02, 2006 at 12:12 PM
LEAVE BRITNEY AND HER FAMILY ALONE ARE THEY ALOUD TO LIVE WITH OUT TELLING US EVERYTHING THEY DO... LIKE BRITNEY GOSE TO THE STORE! OMG DONT WE ALL. leave her alone!!!
Posted by: Megan | July 05, 2006 at 03:18 PM
She's white trash. And if anyone thinks we who hate on her are "Jelous", get a grip. Oh yeah, I am SOOO "jealis" of a fat, functionally illiterate, no talent or class white trailer trash skank with a deadbeat husband, one retarded, ugly kid and another on the way! I definitely want her bloated, lumpy, cellulite ridden, saggy-titted body, bad weave, zit covered orange skin and nicotine stained fingers, that just screams "SEXY"! And K-Fed? I need a man like that! I think I'm gonna go dump my faithful, caring, hard-working, intelligent husband for a serial impregnator with 3 kids at age 28 and another one on the way, a wanna-be rapper that seems to be allergic to working, who looks like he hasn't bathed in months who will blow all my money on shoes, saggy-assed jeans, pot, cigs, and alcohol. Sure, I'd love to be rich for having absolutely no talent, intelligence or class, but I think I'll just stick to the old-fashioned way of actually WORKING for my money, not shaking my surgically enhanced T&A all over the place. At least I have a faithful husband who loves me for me, a great, classy family, awesome friends, and a career I can be proud of, unlike poor little Shiatney.
Posted by: tsarinaamanda | May 13, 2006 at 05:34 PM
and these people are going to bring another child into the world. i hope they don't screw up more with the second child. poor sean preston. i feel so bad for him. looks like we're going to see him on the e! true hollywood story saying what a crappy job his parents did.
Posted by: kai | May 10, 2006 at 10:24 PM
hey ,
whats ur definition of white trash-- ok for a rich celeb guy to marry a non celeb stay at home sweet girl but not for pop
princess britney to hook up with federline?
that is 21st century sex discrimination folks.
would u say she is white trash if post pregnancy she had maintained a great body and belted out a few more hit songs? instead of gaining weight like most women do and dont unfairly get labelled trashy ?
be human guys,she is sweet & silly perhaps, young & maybe a bit of a fool in love--who is not ?
Posted by: amy | April 13, 2006 at 11:49 PM
i'm korean
i love her
Posted by: minji | January 30, 2006 at 08:44 AM
Fabulous! Saw this in the Metro newspaper today and had to put it on my Typepad blog for all my mates to see!
Classic..... try Jodie Marsh!
Posted by: Ele | January 18, 2006 at 02:45 AM
I think people should just leave brit and kev and there new baby alone cause there happy and thats all that matters nothing eles so just leave em 2 get on wid there life!luv yaz xxxx
Posted by: jade | December 04, 2005 at 04:46 AM
Seriously, I haven't laughed that hard in weeks...I fell on the floor for twenty minutes!!! All my housemates had to run in to see what was so funny. And as soon as I got up and read some user comments I laughed even more. The majority of you guys get it and just run with it hilariously.
(oh, by the way, the few of you who thinks she isn't talentless white trash need to wake up and smell the PR machine that has you dumbfounded! You're smarter than that! Grow up and take a joke people! Or exit out!)
Anyway, thanks a lot for making me smile! I'll defend your work any day.
Posted by: matt | November 15, 2005 at 11:16 PM
Please let me know if your works are available to buy as prints. I would love to hang this hanging in my game room. It's awesome!
Posted by: Allison | November 15, 2005 at 09:38 AM
honestly i dont know why all of you keep picking on her kid. hate the mom but the babys just a baby. get real :| n grow up
Posted by: Ladyinred | November 02, 2005 at 08:10 PM
OMG!! That is the best ever!! I swear I almost cried!!
Posted by: ericka | October 25, 2005 at 01:38 PM
pourquoi elle a fait un bebe tous de suite elle aurais du attendre un peu et profiter de sa jeunaisse apres faire un gosse
Posted by: violette | October 24, 2005 at 02:45 AM
All of u people are Jelouse and stupid!!!!!!!! U Idiots
Posted by: Melissa | October 23, 2005 at 06:16 PM
I like Britney, she is a down-to-earth, sweet, cheerful girl. Believe it or not guys, the girl has talent, she may not know how to pitch a high note but she is a great dancer and what made her a star was her charisma, sweetness, charm and her great humor. She is not like most Hollywood people, shallow, egocenric, maetrialistic, and superficial. It's okay to not give importance to what everybody else has tp say but there is a limit. The girl is rotten rich and definitely acts like the Queen of White Trash. She at least has to have some class... there is a limit in showing to the world that you don't care a damn and become a complete sleazy, stinky
white trash...
and despite all that money...
And about Kevin... he is a lucky guy, the loot, luxuries and all that...
... any guy in his place would leave their girlfriend in a heart beat just to have Britney Spears as a sugar mama... because she is Britney Spears!
And I honestly never liked Kevin for her... she's way better than that... she could of gotten a much better guy... someone she actually deserves...
The Brit-Kev relationship won't last too long... Indeed Love is BLIND. Sooner or later, she will realize the skank she chose as a husband and father of her son.
Posted by: Natasha | October 23, 2005 at 05:01 AM
I think that people need to back off of Britt because I bet that 70% of people feed there kids snacks and people deserve to enjoy there newborn*****
Posted by: stephanie beedle | October 16, 2005 at 04:02 PM
this is the funniest thing i've seen....ever.
Posted by: alysha | October 16, 2005 at 12:13 PM
what sick bored people you are,you should really leave the baby out of your little bored storys.
Posted by: dana | October 15, 2005 at 06:13 AM
Britney is a skank what is wrong with her... Kevin loves her money. The kid will hopefully not inherit her big forehead.
Posted by: Megan | October 09, 2005 at 04:47 AM
Fantastic work, you're one of the best caricature artists I've ever seen
Posted by: Brian | September 24, 2005 at 06:25 AM
love it! you've totally captured Kevin's perpetual 'stoned' look.
Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) | September 23, 2005 at 07:05 PM
Nothin' says "class" like a Cheet-o goatee
Posted by: Francine | September 23, 2005 at 03:55 PM
14, you are magical.
Posted by: Brian | September 22, 2005 at 06:43 PM
Love how Brittney has ZERO teeth.
Posted by: Anony-Mouse | September 22, 2005 at 04:38 PM
Somewhere in a truly karmic sense a trailer home lays abandoned. Come on you just know somehow, somewhere in the future Kevin will stray - ahhh 14 if only I had your powers of time travel.
Posted by: Damien Morgan | September 22, 2005 at 03:22 PM
You are so freaking talented!!
I love my weekly dose of good animated humor. Thanks and keep up the great work!
Posted by: The Green Robin | September 22, 2005 at 08:59 AM
SO when is kevin going to get a real job and start supporting his own family? Since he has been with britney all he has done is munched off of her.
Posted by: wendi | September 21, 2005 at 08:39 PM
Not sure about the foreground stuff but the background is impressive. Wish you had time to pursue and post art that was less goofball. It is fun seeing someone like yourself with talent lean over and rip one every once in a while, its just too bad we can't see more.
Posted by: Bob | September 21, 2005 at 07:22 PM
This picture makes me absolutely nauseous. There is nothing worse than seeing trailer trash with Cheeto dust encrusted in their teeth and fingernails. Love how you've captured Britney's shapeless post-pregnancy body; she looks like a potato sack. And that pointy-nosed, rat-faced K-Fed looks like the biggest scumbag who ever walked the earth.
Posted by: Ilsa | September 21, 2005 at 04:18 PM
Funny as usual! While on the subject of messed up couples with innocent children involved, surely you can find some humor in Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and their whole scene. They arent too pretty to parody!!! How about it, 14?
Posted by: wasabi | September 21, 2005 at 03:59 PM
Damn- too bad they did not live in New Orleans...or Texas...
Posted by: Jolly James | September 21, 2005 at 02:54 PM
You know what this site is missing? Tons and tons of self referential stuff; pictures of you and your friends, pictures of you and celebrities, pictures of people with "14" stickers. Long boring monologues about parties you've been to, your lovers' birthday parties, and the celebs who write about you on their blogs...basically, Sandra Bernhard Syndrome, where you start off funny, making fun of celebrities, and then you become one and you are funny no more.
Oh wait. I'm sorry; I've been reading certain other gossip blogs again. I forgot, there are places in cyberspace where it's not all about the blogger!!!
Posted by: Scarlet Snapdragon | September 21, 2005 at 01:29 PM
OMG Britney now looks like Anna Nicole Smiths toothless cousin!!
Ah, little S-Pres with his wide set eyes, orange "extreme nacho" flurb, the PIMP cap. Completely awesome.
Lovin how Britney's boobies look like they're down around her naval.
And finally, that sky-high, shat eaten grin on McK-Fed's mush.
They look like they're headin to either a party at Def-Jam records, (so Kletus can show off his bling) or a reunion picnic for the orginial cast of The Dukes of Hazzard. (the bag of Cheetos was supposed to be their side dish) Oops.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | September 21, 2005 at 12:40 PM
That is probably the greatest picture I've ever seen in my life. Is there anyway to get a large print of it?
Posted by: William Sellari | September 21, 2005 at 09:39 AM
God, I keep laughing at that expression on Britney's face. It's as if she's saying: "GAAAAHHHHH!" Mid burp, fart and laugh.
Posted by: Lisa | September 21, 2005 at 06:37 AM
Chansmom, I belive Britney won't have any problem making money when She gets back into performing. White Trash or not, She has always been about hard work and blind ambition. The music business post-MTV has NOTHING to do with "Talent" (or "Music", for that matter). It's about wanting what they got. Witness Rap "music", "Reality" TV, Paris Hilton, etc. I predict that one day, Preston Spears will be the most famous person in the world !
If You really think about it, Britneys' story is rather inspiring. Talent be dammed, She's never been a Quitter.....
Posted by: Al Pastor | September 21, 2005 at 03:15 AM
I am so worried about their child.
Posted by: Jason | September 20, 2005 at 09:14 PM
The little baby is scared! Look at 'em! He's staring right at the camera, thinking "please get me the fuck out of here!" Does Amnesty International get involved in these situations?
Posted by: midevil | September 20, 2005 at 09:03 PM
Oh my! It isn't just me thinking those two are completely out of their minds. And to bring a child into the picture is crazy.
I look forward to the day Brit wakes up and sees what a dead-beat she married. Of course sooner, rather than later. She might be bled dry by the guy any minute. I don't see her making anymore "music". She's over.
Loved the work! And yes, you have to do one on Mariah. What a piece of work she's turning out to be.
Posted by: chansmom | September 20, 2005 at 04:04 PM
That is funny!!!
Posted by: indigo | September 20, 2005 at 02:39 PM
Hilarious. I can't believe how big of a joke Spears has become. Does she have any idea what she's doing? It's one thing to not care what people think, but it's quite another to become a complete slob.
Posted by: kelly | September 20, 2005 at 02:13 PM
yea i just love this site and wood (oops) love to see Mariah Carey too!
Posted by: reeb | September 20, 2005 at 01:35 PM
is this the first official photo because it soooo cryable funny
Posted by: sammy | September 20, 2005 at 01:02 PM
*sigh* they are all so messed up...
Posted by: mishi | September 20, 2005 at 11:48 AM
I cannot understand how Britney Spears was a nice girl before she became famous and rich and then after the money came in she became white trash.
Posted by: Lou | September 20, 2005 at 11:38 AM
No, sder,
I think by "on't," you meant to type, "don't." Just doing your spellcheck for you...
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | September 20, 2005 at 09:07 AM
Oh you gotta do one on Mariah Carey! In every picture I've seen of her she's suckin in her gut...so how bout drawing her in one of her usual diva poses waving to her public or whatever then in another drawing her 'relaxing' at home (in bed?) puffing out air 'whooooosh' and she's bloated up to her actual size of a god forbid size 12! Bahaa. What do you think?
Posted by: Zoe | September 20, 2005 at 08:53 AM
You're sick people...You on't have your own life and you have to write all this bullsh*t for Britney?
You're so so sad. And someone who did this...just stupid
Posted by: sder | September 20, 2005 at 08:26 AM
I love the fact that Brit is STILL not wearing a bra. Good one 14!
Posted by: | September 20, 2005 at 08:21 AM