I played around in my time machine again this weekend and tore a photo from Star Magazine to bring back and show you. Here we have a paparazzi photograph of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline taking their bouncing bundle of joy out for a stroll in the Hollywood Hills. Baby Sean Preston appears to be foaming at the mouth and has stained his face, hands and $800 designer warm up suit with sticky orange Cheeto goo. Mommy Britney looks a bit grossed out by the mess while Daddy Kevin looks on with detached amusement. Britney has just given Kevin a brand new $28,000 watch and he enjoys showing it off while guzzling his 64 oz Big Gulp. I bet there's Orange Fanta inside that enormous cup....this family appears to enjoy consuming things that are bright orange.
Jeebus! How high is Cletus (aka Kevin)?
Posted by: Karla | September 20, 2005 at 06:25 AM
FAS baby? Eeps!
Posted by: mowneek | September 20, 2005 at 05:59 AM
Oh my God!! You are the best!! This is so hysterical!! All of your work is so great and this is probably so accurate considering these 2 nimrods most likely have no idea how to raise a child and would give him a bag of Cheetos when he starts to cry. Great work!! Keep it up!
Posted by: Sylvie | September 20, 2005 at 12:14 AM
Christ flavored with Splenda, I'm running out of superlatives, m'dear! Nowhere else on earth can belly-laughs be found with such a sharp and pointy skewer behind 'em.
I can just see you agonizing, with your typical attention to detail, over capturing the perfect viscous texture of the neon-cheeto-dust-and-baby-drool paste encrusted on that Spawn's vacant puss. THAT is genius. Genius, genius, GENIUS!!
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | September 19, 2005 at 11:51 PM
excellent! I love it - everything right down to the backdrop with the palm trees! A sad, almost black-comedy-like but accurate portrayal of things to come.
Posted by: cherise | September 19, 2005 at 11:36 PM
Looking at these two disgusting human beings just burns up the serotonin in my brain.
I wonder if they have a toilet masquerading as a planter in their front yard?
So much love,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | September 19, 2005 at 11:24 PM
I love how you made the baby's eyes wide apart like Mama Brit. And the drool coming out of his mouth and his little red/orange nose. So funny and adorable and right on 14!
Posted by: ffleur | September 19, 2005 at 10:16 PM
Poor little baby... they won't even leave enough money for him to pay for his three day a week visits to the shrink.
Posted by: Amanda | September 19, 2005 at 07:19 PM
Are you sure Brit's fat, maybe she's pregnant again? This picture is both hilarious and scary at the same time. Is there anything worse than white trash celebrity? Do you think Kev & Britt have a trailor parked at their mansion, to remind them of the good old days?
Posted by: Larry Hagman's Liver | September 19, 2005 at 04:18 PM
This family IS bright orange! And I love how Brit's teeth have gone missing. Is this something Kev insisted on for his own comfort, or did they just leave in the night of their own accord?
Posted by: Ginger Vitis | September 19, 2005 at 03:03 PM
OMG...I just snarfed my big gulp and choked on my cheetos!!!!
Did you send this as a card with her baby gift?
I love the pimp outfit and the fat no make-up Brittany is perfect!! That pricetag on Federswine's watch is well...priceless.
Again you've made my day.
:)
Posted by: me again | September 19, 2005 at 01:58 PM
But where's the baby's Mocha Frappucino???
Posted by: Manuela | September 19, 2005 at 01:52 PM
I'm nicknaming the baby, Ward. Sooner or later, he's going to become the ward of the state of California. My guess? 4 years.
Posted by: Teresa Lee | September 19, 2005 at 01:44 PM
OH. MY. GOD. I almost GUFFAWED outloud at my desk!!! Holy Poo that has to be the funniest one yet, 14!!! Bravo.
I love the zombied out expression of little Preston, probably due to NICOTINE ADDICTION and FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROM from his alkie mom and ashtray dad...
Boy, you really capture K-Fed's constantly zonked out crackspression to a "T."
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | September 19, 2005 at 01:36 PM
i love her tongue out of her mouth. that's art baby!
Posted by: venus | September 19, 2005 at 01:33 PM
LOL that is funny and probably VERY actuate. I feel SOOO sorry for that child, he has no hope. It's a shame these people were allowed to bring a child into the world. I see a future Michael Jackson here--let's just hope this union is "blessed" no more!
Posted by: Long Island Irish | September 19, 2005 at 01:31 PM
Gotta love that Cheet-o goatee!
Posted by: Francine | September 19, 2005 at 01:24 PM
Oh the Queen of White Trash! No matter how much money her ass generates she will always be a skank. Her man is skanky. The poor baby has no chance in hell. Let's hope she goes the Cournty Love way. Trips to 7-11 are not interesting. Tripping at the 7-11 much more fun. 14 you sure did get the skin color right, Cheeto Tan.
Posted by: mrbigboy | September 19, 2005 at 12:16 PM
Brilliant as always!
Posted by: Miss Hollywood | September 19, 2005 at 12:02 PM