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Dan

This is just awesome, you've captured her perfectly. More time machine snapshots!

denice

she looks like "Hatchet Face" from CRY BABY

mellen

Looks like my mother in law.

fan2000

great job. I'd have to agree with a previous poster to get back into your time machine and take some pictures of some of their party girls/celebs...I personally can't wait to start laughing.

ken_afk

she is still looking sexy after twenty years . i would love to fuck her ass again like i have done so many times fuk u babe u have great boobs and what an ass
fun fucking u babe

Jennifer

Hmmm... Bars aren't open past 2 am in CA anymore......

Bella

Did anyone else hear about Tara giving up the sauce? It's amazing!

Susan

After seeing this picture in early September I quit smoking after 25 years. The surgeon general needs to put this picture next to his warning on cigarrette packages. It worked for me.

JESSIE

HEY!! YA WOW ITS TARA RIED!! YOU ARE SOOOOOOO FUNNY!! AND COOL AND AWSOME! YOU ROCK MY SOX!! LOL
WOW LOL WELP I HOPE YOU ARE DOING OK!!? ME I'VE NEVER EVER BEEN AWSOME!!
WELP I GOTTA NOW! SO I GUESS ILL TTYLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LUV,JESSIE

michal

The creping neck and Nicodemus hands from "secret of nihm" are great. actually, I am surprised she aged so well. Have you seen awfulplasticsurgery.com? Her lipo mishap?

matthew

she's TARABLE!!!!

ed

will someone help this poor child before she destroys herself, Or does reality TV now gives us the slow drunken death of a alcholoic as entertainment!

daisyss

That's TARA-fyingly TARA-ble!!!

medeastrawberry345

she will look like that in 2 years. She is the sad mom at the party that wants to be "cool".

14

Because you don't know who Tara Reid is....

.....I LOVE YOU!!!!

Claire

OK ... clearly I am out of the loop.
Who the hell is Tara Reid??

She pretty scary, that's for sure.

mrbigboy

Nice Tara showed for you 2025 birthday party.

DonnaJEM

Good.....GOD......Almighty.

I too love the vagina like neck, the drippy, skanky hair, and that she's got a cig dangling, and another in her wrinkled shrivled hand at the ready.
At least you didn't have to change her posture.
I channle surf by E sometimes and catch some of her show. Taradise my ass. She's perpetually drunk, sounds like she just gargled glass shards, and I love how she's always asking where the bar is.

You are a beaut!

elisa

One word..o.k..2

Complete Brilliance!!!

love,
elisa

Wirthy

2025? That's what she looks like now!

tymmac

Once a skank, always a skank.

14

Tara honey....NO, i am very far from perfect, make HUGE mistakes daily and have never "toenjoy lording over others". At this time, I have chosen to paint GOSSIP. This does not make me superior, a genius or better than anyone else.

run along now kid, u r bothering me.

pliy

i wonder u must be awfully perfect never made a mistake in ur life toenjoy lording over others

mooalex

Your talent is amazing, 14! To commemorate 9/11, I've decided to visit every single blog on my blogroll today. I appreciate the entertainment and enjoyment you provide, and I wish you peace and happiness.
LJ

Kat

Found your art on www.consumptionjunction.com

Did you enter it? Or did someone else?

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_48636.jpg

Linds

Your site always makes my day!I've linked it!

Dawn (webmiztris)

so was her boob hanging out again? and down to her knees this time?

Editor, The J.E.I.

2025? Dude, she's totally gonna be dead in three, tops...

dmartin

14-
You. rule. my. WORLD.

ali

hahaha matt apparently is hurt by the comments about his 'friend' ... aw, we should stop being mean and love tara in all her alcoholic glory *cough* sarcasm *cough*

you are pure genius!

Damien Morgan

Loving it, loving it, loving it.
I can just imagine her, an old chain smoking 24/7 Vegas slot jockey chick. Honestly I've said it before, and hey I'll say it again "shes going to age poorly"

patrick

caption should read "dingos ate my boobies" lol

matt

u are all too hard on her for chrissakes give her a break.

trish

Brintney looks a lot like that these days!

trish

Reminds me a Basset Hound gone bad...Send her a framed copy.

Viper Tetsu

The liver-spot-mottled back and puss; the stringy, straw-textured quasi-mullet; that cow-hit-with-a-stun-gun expression intermingled with alcohol-encouraged self-delusion. And those talons that constitute her (probably nicotine-stained) fingers...Painfully, gloriously sublime.If it were in color, it'd be too much hellishness to endure.

It only makes sense that in twenty years, Tara Reid will morph into a cross between Edith Massey from the John Waters movies and Otis the drunk from the old Andy Griffith show--only a lot less funny (unless you continue to draw her, natch).

B

Vagina like neck - that is my kind of woman! I have this feeling that this is EXACTLY what she'll look like in 20 years....creppy. Almost enough to make ME stop drinking...but again, the idea of vagina neck i s tantalizing...

Manuela

Since it appears I have been unapologetically remiss in refreshing your blog... I see that I am left down here in the Goolag of commenters... so... I must pay homage to a few of your commenters who have been so much more quick to click on your witty blog, ma cher...

Amanda... vagina neck... you have most certainly offended vaginas everywhere. Were my nether regions ever to look so sadly decrepit.... I would enlist the services of a Gynocological nip-tuck post haste!

Marissa... twenty years in the future?? For this representation to reflect dear Tara twenty years hence... she would have to be a mere eleven today... surely you simply miscalculated, my dear. Post again once you've evaluated the math. MWAH!

Frankentits? Once again... I know this is SUCH an easy mistake to make... you see... I'm quite certain that what you see as breasts are ACTUALLY preferated hernias of the colon... again...an entirely forgiveable trompe l'oeil...

Demon Kitty... in your DREAMS my love... for were Quatorze in fact a lesbian... she would most certainly be mine. (Do TRY to keep up...) I do, however, award you points for most excellent taste.

And Jon H... you were soo soo close to the mark! Thinning hair... but of COURSE! Sadly, though... hair product is not nearly the reason... ALTHOUGH... you may be on to something now that I think about it... perhaps once he has finished man-handling her noggin for purposes of angle, pace, and stability... were he to just ever so slightly adjust his trajectory... Yes... one could argue that a protein enriched hair product might indeed be the culprit! WELL DONE!!

eRicA

ha! i love your bio pic. i think drawing Jonathan would be funny too!

Ilsa

Oh my Gawd, even if the caption did not specify that this was Tara Reid of the future, I would have known that's who this portrait was of. You've got it so dead on accurate, so hideously glorious.

cate

um - is this Tara in 20 years or today? She looks like an unmade bed... in a whorehouse

fINGERfOOD

I love the spindly skeleton fingers sprawled out around the glass and the alcoholic baggies around her eyes. You've captured the greasy-haired habitual offender in all her uhm.... glory?

beer me

Beatiful image. That Tararism Show is amazing. Party pigs have a new leader! I'd definitely do her at 40.

Dasha

Oh, I'm sure she'll get this way much sooner than 2025!

Long Island Irish

LOL that is brillant. :)

14

I DID take a picture of myself.....but since I'm not a celebrity I went ahead and posted it in my bio. Check it out.

Tara chain smokes cigarettes in 2025, but I'm more of a cigar chompin' lady.

14

Bowhunter777

Just wondering if while you were there if you happened to snap a picture of yourself and if so why not post it?.

chey espejo

I bow before you, master.
Your Kung-fu is the best...

Scout Finch

The backwards cigarette is genius. I have to say, if I could have her job, I'd take it. I hear she's a shoo in to sweep the Train Wreck awards and that she and Courtney Love are looking for apartments together in St. Tropez.

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