One of my favorite celebrity gossip stories is the one about David Gest claiming Liza Minelli beat him to a pulp after she got drunk and went into a rage. Powder, blush and lipstick-wearing Gest tried to sue tiny little Minelli for $10 million. This painting was inspired by a photograph and story I found in Star Magazine. The headline is actual, and was cut out of the magazine and added to the painting. I'm not too sure about the validity of Gest's claim, but if I woke up next to that thing in my bed, I'd try and swat it away too. SCARY!!!
icky
Posted by: fishpucker | September 06, 2006 at 02:04 PM
David Gest is now being sued for sexual harrassment by his formal assistant, Charles Beyer. Charles Beyer was also fired from his last job last year for sexual harrassment in Memphis TN, where he met Gest
Posted by: Shana | June 17, 2006 at 07:33 AM
i love this website. it is the greatest. it says what everyone thinks but no one wants to say. but this website says what is on everyone's minds. heck yea i love this website. PEACE
Posted by: KRISTINA | December 06, 2005 at 10:22 AM
i love this website. it is the greatest. it says what everyone thinks but no one wants to say. but this website says what is on everyone's minds. heck yea i love this website. PEACE
Posted by: KRISTINA | December 06, 2005 at 10:21 AM
That mask is beyond scary!
Posted by: catlebrity | October 26, 2005 at 09:21 AM
This is freaking hilarious. That mask is scarier than any Frankenstein, Werewolf, Dracula or Freddy Krueger for Halloween.
Posted by: 2pinkballoons | October 26, 2005 at 07:48 AM
God he's like a cheap hetro(?) version of Nathan Lane. You know i could actually picture myself wearing that mask to a Halloween party 'the ultimate one nightstand stopper'.
Posted by: Damien Morgan | October 25, 2005 at 11:42 PM
Awesome as usual. They were a scarry couple. I have to say that I did love the pic of them kissing. At least I guess it was kissing, his mouth was wide open totally engulfing the lower half of her face, while she was in a mear pucker. Yikes and disgusting.
Love the mask, I guess it's only available at the Dollar Store.
Sheesh.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | October 25, 2005 at 11:04 AM
I've been watching in silence for a while now - keep up the hysterical work. You keep getting better all the time. This one's priceless.
Posted by: VapidVoyr | October 25, 2005 at 09:59 AM
OMG 14, you got his saggy cheeks and mile high fivehead down perfectly. His saggy cheeks rival those of Hucklberry Hound, and the coloring on the mask is amazingly accurate!!
This has to be the SCARIEST couple that ever existed. I am soooo glad they couldn't procreate.
It's going to be a good week. I can't wait for your next trick or treat!!
Posted by: me again | October 25, 2005 at 04:31 AM
SO GOOD! You're amazing! Lol! And I agree: the chin wobblies/warts? are too good and creepy.
Posted by: Madame M | October 24, 2005 at 10:42 PM
Ha! A dollar huh? I bet Gest paid more for that atrocious mug than just a dollar!
I know Liza's not holding all the mental cards but what was she thinking?! Even with beer googles that guy is mugly.
Posted by: fINGERfOOD | October 24, 2005 at 10:03 PM
If your trick or treat bag was a pink pillowcase filled with mashed potatoes and marbles, it'd look something like David Gest's face--and be about as appealing.
Mother Mary on a Ritz with Cream Cheese, this is brilliant (natch)! The detail is excruciating. Now, may we have Liza as She-Hulk? Pretty please??
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | October 24, 2005 at 04:33 PM
If I woke in bed next to either of them I'd start screaming and not stop, ever.
Didn't these two idiots have a reality show for about an hour before people realized they really are totally insane?
Posted by: Johnny Huh? | October 24, 2005 at 04:11 PM
He reminds me of that serial killer clown, John Wayne Gacy. Ugh!!! What was she smoking when she married that thing? Ew!
Love your new pic 14! Ya' look gawgeous!!!!!
Love and Kisses,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | October 24, 2005 at 03:49 PM
That was indeed fabulous. The chin on that thing horrifies me as well. I am very excited about your week-long Halloween project; this website should provide me with all the frights I'll need and then some for this spooktacular holiday.
Posted by: Ilsa | October 24, 2005 at 01:41 PM
perfect! absolutely perfect! this one will last me the whole week!
Posted by: Hilari | October 24, 2005 at 01:29 PM
LOL good one! That was NOT a marriage made in Heaven. She's a head case too, have you seen her face? Now there's plastic surgey gone haywire!!!
Keep 'em coming 14 and I agree with you, if I saw that thing lying next to me I would try to beat it away as well!
Posted by: Long Island Irish | October 24, 2005 at 12:01 PM
14. You're the best! I wondered if you were going to do something about that little rodent, and you did! Great work!
Posted by: chansmom | October 24, 2005 at 12:00 PM
Anyone that makes Liza Minelli look sane and innocent by comparison is one looloo. Great job capturing what I believe is another of GoFugYourself's "The Bloat" cases. Gest certainly has it! OHHHH WAIT---I think that's just the swelling from the 'assault' he suffered at the hands of his diminutive parter...
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | October 24, 2005 at 11:51 AM
14 the chin on that mask is just scary! I can't wait to see what you come up with next.
Posted by: michele | October 24, 2005 at 11:16 AM