Vincent Gallo offers his sperm for sale on the "merchandise" area of his web site. If you'd like your future child to possess delusions of grandeur and inflated ego, this is the opportunity for you! You can buy his precious body fluid for only $1,000,000 and you get to experience his 8" cash withdrawal machine. But wait, if you have an "extremely dark complexion", Mr. Gallo isn't interested in selling his sperm to you. Gallo prefers a blonde with blue eyes and is prepared to knock $50,000 off his asking price if she can "prove" she's natural. Come on fair haired ladies, line up for this once in a lifetime chance! Meduim: gouache and acrylic on paper.