Yes, I know...Paris Hilton again. It's only because I've noticed an increased frequency of Paris Hilton backlash in the gossip tabloids, and we seem to gobble it up with glee. Star Magazine recently ran a cover story accusing Paris of "backstabbing" and "boyfriend stealing" and went on to feature her growing list of enemies. Italian designer Valentino called Paris "vulgar", Mary Kate Olsen is upset Paris stole her oversized Greek boyfriend, Shannon Dougherty is still seething over the fact that her ex-husband "starred" with Paris in the infamous sex video, and Page Six reported that Paris's own pet monkey attacked her while they were shopping together in Las Vegas. The way things are going, it's only a matter of time before Tinkerbell goes for her throat. For this reason, I have created the Paris Hilton Voodoo Doll. It was designed not to cause bodily harm to Paris....no, each prick of the pin will only embroil her in more scandal and humiliation. We'll be entertained by her downfall, and she'll gain the notoriety she seeks. Everyone wins. Buy one today!
I love how you nailed her cockeye.
Bravo!
Posted by: Jeannie Bueller | November 21, 2005 at 07:24 AM
You captured Shannen Doherty's face perfectly
Posted by: jesseeka | November 21, 2005 at 04:53 AM
OMG! Shannon's eyes really DO look like that! And what exactly IS that THING Paris is calling a "pet" these days? She really WILL do ANYTHING for attention.
Posted by: Tara S. | November 21, 2005 at 04:48 AM
Genius.... pure genius. I actually laughed out loud with joy as the page loaded.
Posted by: Lindsey | November 21, 2005 at 04:36 AM
You captured her lazy eye perfectly.
Posted by: kate | November 21, 2005 at 03:48 AM
Excellent lol
Posted by: Sandra | November 21, 2005 at 01:33 AM
isn't she shannen doherty?
Posted by: | November 21, 2005 at 01:26 AM
Sheer brillance, once again....especially that poor monkey!
Posted by: Morrigan | November 21, 2005 at 01:11 AM
The depiction of the man feet is fabulous !
Posted by: Pickle | November 21, 2005 at 01:10 AM
OMG I laughed my ass off! Not only did you get Paris' hideous "hand feet" right, but you also got Shannen Doherty's uneven eyes right, too! Mary Kate is histerical as well although i don't know anything about the pet monkey -- I thought she had a more exotic animal that crapped on her this time. Oh more please!
Posted by: LittleOracle | November 20, 2005 at 09:44 PM
So awesome it hurts.
Posted by: Mel | November 20, 2005 at 09:19 PM
genius may i say?
Posted by: MIchelle | November 20, 2005 at 08:47 PM
very nice14, her face is right on. and very good observation by valentino, its about time other people realized that Paris Hilton is just a big bony woman with too much money and not enough integrity.
Posted by: pastina | November 20, 2005 at 08:36 PM
That is fantastic! You have the hands and feet down perfect!
So now, where can I get the doll? :)
Posted by: Lesley | November 20, 2005 at 08:13 PM