While in the middle of painting the Star Jones pin-up for Babe Magazine (see above), I felt I needed to look at her face once again before adding the finishing touches. I wanted some recent photos, so I went to getty images. When I pulled up the photos, I nearly fell over backwards!! WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO HER FACE? It's too late at night for me to be looking at photos as blood-curdling at these! I know faces change appearance after dramatic weight loss, but Star looks really different. I compared the much maligned Star-in-red-bathing-suit image from a few weeks ago with the photos from her recent book signing and she looks like a different person. She looks like a very startled big-eyed alien. I hereby bequeath her a new moniker: Startled Jones.
Version ONE: too tame
Version TWO: perfect
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This is proof that there are no quick fix its' for losing weight!!! She is very secretive about her "method" (surgery????), and to boot, I don't think that she worked out after this massive weight loss - disaster!!!!
Posted by: monica smith | January 11, 2006 at 04:33 AM
OK OK what are these celebs on outside of coke/meth---
are they really on the horse asthma med ClenButel or whatever or do they all have a script for Adderal
Posted by: lex | January 10, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Your talent never ceases to amaze me! Love your site!
Posted by: jayne | January 10, 2006 at 11:13 PM
I am speechless.
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | January 10, 2006 at 09:01 PM
That is downright scary!!!! From 400lbs and no neck to whatever lbs and alien features!!! Lord she's scary!!!
Posted by: moimoimoi | January 10, 2006 at 08:00 PM
This is so scary!!! I liked her better as the Black Ursula the octopus!
Ok, now she looks like this chick on "Web Dreams", dumb as a box of rocks, named "Malezia". Malezia with a tan and even worse makeup than normal.
I couldn't find a link with her clothed, so you'll just have to believe me.
Posted by: Knuckles McG | January 10, 2006 at 06:57 PM
14 you are killing me. I almost rolled of the damn couch when I scrolled down. Is there some art blog of the year award, if so, baby, you win hands down!
Posted by: Tess | January 10, 2006 at 06:30 PM
Brilliant, 14! I think I have a new favorite of yours. My God, you managed to capture this creature in all its abominable glory. By the way, I find the first version a lot scarier! Well done.
Posted by: 14Fan | January 10, 2006 at 06:12 PM
I couldn't stand her big, and now she's worse small. Now she's helping poor hapless women get make-overs. Yikes and Ew.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | January 10, 2006 at 05:18 PM
Star better hope that she never has to smile or scream again--ANY movement of facial muscles is bound to rip all the skin away from her face as if she were a flounder being gutted.
Posted by: Long Island Irish | January 10, 2006 at 05:16 PM
14, I love it! Perfect as always! Star Jones looks like she's going for that "Michael Jackson look". What's next...skin bleaching?
Posted by: NY Diva | January 10, 2006 at 02:28 PM
It's kind of scary because in the first picture she looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid. Now she looks more like Cruella DeVille!
Posted by: allendergirl | January 10, 2006 at 01:22 PM
Don't forget this fudge truck first got 'big' on the dead backs of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman. Fattest vulture I've ever seen.
Posted by: felonious p. snazzizzle | January 10, 2006 at 12:57 PM
If she yawns, I think her face will rip right off!
Posted by: Pat Angello | January 10, 2006 at 11:49 AM
BWAHAHAHA!! I love it!
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | January 10, 2006 at 11:07 AM
Right on...I see comments of the drag queen look. Maybe she had a bad face lift.. all the extra skin from loosing a whole person. Glad you realized the alien look because your first photo made her to notmal looking! Great Job
Posted by: sophia | January 10, 2006 at 10:50 AM