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February 22, 2006 in Jeff Polage: Unemployed Actor | Permalink
When is this man getting his own variety show? Network execs need to call this man.
You can almost smell the drug induced vomit from his Pete Doherty.
April 06, 2006 at 05:33 PM
shut up smacky, jeff and this blog has more talent than you could ever acheive so i suggest you honestly try to get run over the next time you see a bus, cruel but true, lol, it made me laugh any ways
p.s pete doherty looks hot in that pic
mouse smacker |
March 24, 2006 at 04:27 AM
This guy is awesome! More, please!
March 19, 2006 at 07:42 PM
I love Jeff!!! I hope it won't bother you ... I put you in my own Gallery!! ;)
I have a Gallery of silly pictures and comparisons of Paris Hilton...
You can see it here:
March 14, 2006 at 10:08 PM
Awwww, he's so cute. Can I take him home? I love the Pete Doherty look! Too funny.
Here's to hoping someone see's Jeff's talent, and gives him a job.
March 06, 2006 at 03:11 PM
I'm just ROTFL, his Jessica Simpson impersonation is a real hoot. :-)
March 04, 2006 at 01:41 PM
Jeff as Kevin F had me doubled over choking. OMG, cornflakes spitting time, brilliant stuff.
The Oscar for Jeff P.!!!!
February 27, 2006 at 10:42 AM
Well you don't have to imagine your little montage. Because 14 would create it for you on paper starring Mary Kate Olsen as the Homeless Person and Tara Reid as the dog. The pile would be played by Star Jones. Trashtastic!
February 26, 2006 at 04:51 PM
Jeff is the funniest!!! He must be a scream to hang out with.
February 24, 2006 at 12:43 PM
Please....someone hire that guy. There are so many people running around with no talent making millions, it's a shame.
February 24, 2006 at 12:39 PM
I heart Jeff so much! More, more, morrrrre!
February 23, 2006 at 05:46 PM
Jeff needs an Oscar, either that or I'll start building a small shrine for him.
February 23, 2006 at 02:45 PM
February 23, 2006 at 02:16 PM
(sips a guiness)
(sips another guiness)
GODDAMN MAN YOU WARM THE COCKLES OF MY COLD COLD HEART!
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Laura M. |
February 23, 2006 at 01:05 PM
Nice Blog :)
February 23, 2006 at 08:41 AM
When will Hollywood stop shoveling out shit like "The Shaggy Dog, the remake!" and employ geniuses like Jeff??
Seriously, these Jeff posts make me belly laugh like vintage Jim Carrey!!
P.S. 14, this in no way lets you off the hook for an instant. Moving into an appartment? BAH! Poppycock! Paint more, woman! PAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINT!!!
February 23, 2006 at 06:07 AM
The man is a fucking genius. I can't believe he doesn't have his own show.
Demon Kitty |
February 22, 2006 at 09:37 PM
You have my permission to marry him. He'd make a great housewife.
February 22, 2006 at 05:50 PM
I man in love with Jeff, can I marry him?
February 22, 2006 at 04:54 PM
Silly Little Smacky Mouse....
Is that BEST insult you could come up with? YAWN.
Thanks for the link though....
February 22, 2006 at 02:18 PM
why the HELL does jessica make those stupid faces?? i'll never know... but at least it fuels the humor!
February 22, 2006 at 02:06 PM
Imagine a drunken homeless person, staggering down the street. A dog runs up, and takes a crap in a pile of rotting vegetation near a dumpster. The homeless person then proceeds to vomit on the pile. This blog is worse than that pile.
Smacky Mouse |
February 22, 2006 at 01:55 PM
Hilarious! He does Jessica so well. Madge and her horseface look are awesome too!
February 22, 2006 at 10:43 AM
February 22, 2006 at 10:32 AM
Jessica Simpson! LOL!!!! :D
Long Island Irish |
February 22, 2006 at 09:29 AM
Oh man, that Jessica Simpson is priceless.
Patrick Fitzgerald |
February 22, 2006 at 06:59 AM
*Claps my hands in glee when I see that, not only is there another post, its also one of the Super Awesome Jeff Polage!!!*
Can you *both* have websites and update them, like...multiple times a day?
February 22, 2006 at 05:58 AM
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