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MisterKen

When is this man getting his own variety show? Network execs need to call this man.

You can almost smell the drug induced vomit from his Pete Doherty.

mouse smacker

shut up smacky, jeff and this blog has more talent than you could ever acheive so i suggest you honestly try to get run over the next time you see a bus, cruel but true, lol, it made me laugh any ways
p.s pete doherty looks hot in that pic

Layla

This guy is awesome! More, please!

Parislafemme.blogspot.com

I love Jeff!!! I hope it won't bother you ... I put you in my own Gallery!! ;)

I have a Gallery of silly pictures and comparisons of Paris Hilton...
You can see it here:

parislafemme.blogspot.com

Chansmom

Awwww, he's so cute. Can I take him home? I love the Pete Doherty look! Too funny.

Here's to hoping someone see's Jeff's talent, and gives him a job.

Ines

I'm just ROTFL, his Jessica Simpson impersonation is a real hoot. :-)

moonmaid

Jeff as Kevin F had me doubled over choking. OMG, cornflakes spitting time, brilliant stuff.

The Oscar for Jeff P.!!!!

Grignack

Hey mouse:

Well you don't have to imagine your little montage. Because 14 would create it for you on paper starring Mary Kate Olsen as the Homeless Person and Tara Reid as the dog. The pile would be played by Star Jones. Trashtastic!

Dix

Jeff is the funniest!!! He must be a scream to hang out with.

Sonia

Please....someone hire that guy. There are so many people running around with no talent making millions, it's a shame.

Ilsa

I heart Jeff so much! More, more, morrrrre!

Damien

Jeff needs an Oscar, either that or I'll start building a small shrine for him.

Yaye

cant....stop....laughing......GAH!

Laura M.

BRILLIANT!!!

(sips a guiness)

FEKKIN BRILLIANT!!!

(sips another guiness)

GODDAMN MAN YOU WARM THE COCKLES OF MY COLD COLD HEART!

(sips another guiness)

CHOO R 'Mazing parodier on dos dat need dobee parodee'd due to deir rammant stoopiddddiddy and lak of any and all social grays as well dose who mek like poor role moddddles. Choo know?

(passes out)

FriendsterForum.com

Nice Blog :)

www.FriendsterForum.com

TheIdleReceptionist

When will Hollywood stop shoveling out shit like "The Shaggy Dog, the remake!" and employ geniuses like Jeff??

Seriously, these Jeff posts make me belly laugh like vintage Jim Carrey!!

P.S. 14, this in no way lets you off the hook for an instant. Moving into an appartment? BAH! Poppycock! Paint more, woman! PAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINT!!!

Demon Kitty

The man is a fucking genius. I can't believe he doesn't have his own show.

Demon Kitty

14

You have my permission to marry him. He'd make a great housewife.

Mallory

I man in love with Jeff, can I marry him?

14

Silly Little Smacky Mouse....

Is that BEST insult you could come up with? YAWN.

Thanks for the link though....

14

Lissa

why the HELL does jessica make those stupid faces?? i'll never know... but at least it fuels the humor!

Smacky Mouse

Imagine a drunken homeless person, staggering down the street. A dog runs up, and takes a crap in a pile of rotting vegetation near a dumpster. The homeless person then proceeds to vomit on the pile. This blog is worse than that pile.

Crees_Dahl

Hilarious! He does Jessica so well. Madge and her horseface look are awesome too!

Nikole

Amazing.

Long Island Irish

Jessica Simpson! LOL!!!! :D

Patrick Fitzgerald

Oh man, that Jessica Simpson is priceless.

TheIdleReceptionist

*Claps my hands in glee when I see that, not only is there another post, its also one of the Super Awesome Jeff Polage!!!*


Can you *both* have websites and update them, like...multiple times a day?

Pwease?

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