A few weeks ago, Star magazine ran a large photo of George Clooney stuffing a huge hotdog in his mouth. I wasn't planning on purchasing the magazine, but when I saw the photo, I had no other choice but to buy it. They really should have put this photo on the cover, sales would have skyrocketed. Medium: mixed media collage.
This is a comic I drew a few years ago and after looking at the Handsome George Clooney photo above, I thought it was relevant to post. Look, I'm not saying ALL guys eat like this, I just happened to witness this sort of behavior in the course of a single day (and yes, that's Jeff Polage in the first panel). I've enjoyed many male dining companions who were well-mannered gentlemen...but they don't make as funny a comic strip as the sloppy guys do.
Oh, and while we're on the subject of eating, don't miss this site devoted to photos of celebrities eating. Why it exists, I can't explain.
Yeah 14, u R a snob! I agree! Giv the guy a break! Like U R so purfict! OMG!
Posted by: Trina | April 04, 2006 at 05:51 PM
obviously someone cares how Clooney eats, or else this photo wouldn't have been printed in so many tabloids.
If he tried to kiss me after inhaling his Dog of Hotness, I would let him.
Posted by: 14 | April 04, 2006 at 05:29 PM
You know I love your blog, but this has got to be one of the stupidest post ever. Who cares how this man eats? So he's inhaling a hot dog so what. Like everyone's done this. Dude is still hot and can eat like a pig with me anytime.
Posted by: | April 04, 2006 at 05:21 PM
who cares he's still hot.
Posted by: | April 04, 2006 at 05:20 PM
How do I eat?
Photosynthesis.
People will like me more if I don't act like I'm the Queen of Etiquette?
You have destroyed my dreams of becoming the next Miss Manners!! Oh the pain...the PAIN of your cruel words is too much to take! You have destroyed me, destroyed my ambition....destroyed my very soul.
Now the world knows what an elitist I am. You have exposed me.
I am ruined.
14
Posted by: 14 | April 04, 2006 at 05:11 PM
I don't understand.
How do you eat?
If you're saying you eat with a knife and fork all the time then you clearly don't understand having to eat on the run.
you probably don't eat hotdogs or pizza and you probably try to look absolutely perfect while you are eating pizza with a fork.
you come off as a total snob.
just my input
advice: people will like you more if you don't act like you are the queen of etiquette.
i'm sure this won't be posted because it makes you look lame
Posted by: dave | April 04, 2006 at 04:41 PM
That picture of Clooney stuffing that hotdog into his pietrap is sheer sexuality!! The comic strip made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes while trying to conduct a business call. :D
Posted by: Ilsa | April 04, 2006 at 04:27 PM
Am I bad? I still love Clooney. In very large part because the dude seems like he's got a pretty good sense of humor, which a lot of these movie stars do NOT.
Fantastic illustration though, 14.
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | April 04, 2006 at 04:10 PM
This is so true. Boys turn into rampaging jungle beasts when they eat.
Posted by: Morrigan | April 04, 2006 at 01:41 PM
Ah..there have been times when I have been busy stuffing my face regardless of female company wearing clearly disgusted look. accurate depiction tho :)
Posted by: Rix | April 04, 2006 at 01:14 PM
Bwaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!,........ and totally gross at the same time.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | April 04, 2006 at 07:51 AM
I love it! Even eating a hotdog (Not overtly sexual AT ALL) The Cloonster is hot!
Can you have Jeff Polage immitate each of the Oh-So-True male eating pix?
Prease?
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | April 04, 2006 at 06:31 AM
You really wonder where some of these websites come from....
Posted by: Long Island Irish | April 04, 2006 at 06:03 AM