Celebrity Endorsement Idea No. 285: Andy Ick

Andy Dick is notorious for unleashing tongue bath assaults on unsuspecting reporters and fellow entertainers. Now anyone can experience the lick of the ick when they use Andy Dick's Body Wash and Disinfectant! This amazing state-of-the-art bath product adds a new level of fun to your shower. Not only does it leave you sparkling clean, it disinfects too! You'll never need to worry about catching any germs and your skin will be left with the intoxicating scent of stale cigarettes and whiskey. Simply rub the realistic sponge tongue applicator all over your body while showering and you'll soon experience the sudsy saliva clean feeling that until now, was only available to celebrity roast participants and Las Vegas call girls/boys. Start each morning with the lick of the ick!

Comments

[Viper Tetsu]

You are the height, depth, width, and breadth of evil to be picking on this pathetic never-was. And I--WE--love you for it.

This little tapeworm has been attached to the pop consciousness for about ten too many years now. It's high time he got shit out, and your fabulously depraved representation is a helluva high colonic.

[Anne]

GROSS!!!

[Dee Dee]

@Demon Kitty thanks for mentioning my very favorite cartoonist of all time Mr. Mort Drucker of Mad Magazine! I am sure 14 is inspired by him as well.

[Tom]

That's an amazing caricature. You're the new Mort Drucker.

What I really enjoy is your ability to caricature celebrities that really have no easily exaggerated features. Bravo!

Have you seen John K's celebrity caricatures? He hasn't done any for his blog in some time, but you two share a love/hate relationship with the questionably famous.

[Demon Kitty]

Oh god. Here I sit, nursing a hangover and feeling like I am going to die. I saw this, and like everyone else, my stomach turned, twisted, and coiled MAN!!! Andy Dick has got to be one of the most disgusting human beings ever. When I saw him trying to simulate head on Tommy Lee during Pamela Anderson's ROAST, I just wanted to toss the entire contents of my stomach over and over again. The string of saliva coming out of his mouth.. thank god the toilet is not far from my computer.....

Demon Kitty

[Katie]

The link to "fellow entertainers" shows someone licking William Shatner, but it looks nothing like Andy Dick...He looks more like Jeremy Piven.

As always, love the attention to detail!

[Dave Hater]

George Clooney---who was once served a hotdog by a man named Dave---has been sending our 14 many, many love letters over the past few months. She went to Hollywood to have a little talk with him. Stalking is not cool, even if you are George Clooney.
Just sayin'.

[Katherine]

Why were you in Hollywood last week 14?

[14]

hey folks,

yep, I've been slack about posting new images lately, but I've got some HUGE projects I'm working on these days, and I've not yet learned how to clone myself so that I have a team of 14s that I can boss around and force to work long hours without a break.
Big juicy projects that I can't wait to announce, but for now I must keep mum and post when I can. Next post: Monday, Sept. 18 - see ya then!

meow
xxoo
14

[licoricepirate]

lolz

my stomach just turned.

xP

[Amy]

14 u have been a bit slack posting new pictures lately

[Dee Dee]

14 you know that Andy is getting a kick out of this!

[daisyss]

I think I'm gonna be sick...
great job 14, as usual!

[DonnaJEM]

Oh my Lord have mercy!!!
Although my first reaction was AAAHHHHHH!!!
That tongue would have a better chance of getting the mildew off the tiles, in fact, that's the ONLY thing I'd use it for.
I love his lopsided head, and big ole "DUH" look on his face.
Like Jason, I think I'm going to barf now.

As usual 14, your creativity and humor shines, even through the grout.

[JV]

At last, a true disinfectant that would melt you away!

[Long Island Irish]

LOL and EWWW all at once.

[Damien]

ewwwww Andy, yucky yucky boy, can someone print up a T-shirt with a health warning and send it to him pleeease. Heck I don't know his address, but if you toss it in an LA alley way I guess it'll get to him - yeah yeah I went there.

[langtry]

The saliva dribbling off his tongue on the product's label is also one to add to the "14 Has The Most Amazing Eye For Detail!" list.

As Quentin Tarantino is to his earllier films, you, 14, are to the portrait arts. Tarantino is probably the only director who can have me simultaneously shiveringwith disgust while doubling over with laughter, and your portraits bring out the same reaction!

[midevil]

Never heard of the guy until now. If that's all he's got going for him...

[Ewww]

Andy Lick

[musing]

My one word assessment: eeeewwww!

Great blog btw.

[Amie]

...I'd buy it.

[Jason]

I love the grotesque hint of brown that you put on the center of the tongue applicator. Your attention to detail is really fantastic. I think I'm going to barf.

[Scout Finch]

I can't even begin to tell you how grossly wonderful this product endorsement is. The thought of Andy Dick's tongue on me actually makes me want to get in the shower and scrub my skin raw.

[Jujupiter]

All over my body? Really?! So exciting!

[sunbrae]

*full-body shudder*

Love the detail on the shower--it's seriously mildewy. Great job, 14.

[Dave Hater]

Andy Dick--who once appeared on a show starring a man named Dave--is leaping around in glee today at the realization that he rates an appearance on Gallery of the Absurd. You have made the guy's day. Perhaps his entire year. Kudos to you, my friend; your charity to a D-lister will not be forgotten when you reach the Pearly Gates.
Just sayin'.