Phrenology was a popular 19th century "science" believed to accurately predict personality and character traits by studying the size and shape of the skull. No phrenologist office was complete without a ceramic phrenology head, and soon no 21st century plastic surgery office will be without the Janice Dickinson Cosmetic Plastic Surgery bust. This useful new tool allows surgeons to explain all available cosmetic procedures to their patients before they undergo the knife. It's made of durable high density polymer and includes most every cosmetic surgery procedure currently available. If you're considering cosmetic plastic surgery, now you can see what your results might look like...and you just might think twice.
This Gallery of the Absurd illustration appears the cover of Janice Dickinson's book "Everything About Me Is Fake...And I'm Perfect".
"Supermodel Janice Dickinson tackles the perils of looking perfect, debunks beauty myths, and offers commonsense advice about looking good cheaply, easily, and on your own terms, while feeling good about yourself no matter what."
Put down your Kierkegaard and buy Janice's book immediately! You know you want to.A special thank you to .net Magazine for the interview with 14. Read it here.
My first book cover.