Jingle Booze, Jingle Booze

Rip Torn's mug shot inspires a wonderfully disturbing drunken Santa. Arrested after his sleigh collided with a tractor-trailer, jolly old Saint Nick was slapped with a DUI. Gallery of the Absurd would like to wish you Happy Holidays * Merry Christmas * Happy Hannuka * Glorious Kwanzaa * Fortuitious Festivus* Medium: Graphite and acrylic on paper torn out of my sketch book, digital text and hoo ha.

Comments

[Juno888]

It's kindah odd..Drunk Santa?? hahah

[Juno888]

God bless your lives guys...

[Tamara]

I love Rip Torn as an actor

He rocked the Larry Sanders Show

what an incredible likeness, 14!

[Damien]

With a name like that you'll never go through life without a mushot. A late merry xmas and happy new years 14.

[Katarina]

i just wanted to tell you that your site is a jewel! you capture the recent celebrity gossip perfectly, just great!

[Lia]

You are a genius, 14. Thank you for making my unproductive work day more tolerable. <3

[Fluffy]

Happy Festivus 14!!!

[ILSA]

Patches O'Houlihan! If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a car driven by a speeding drunken maniac!

[mike]

Don't know if it was your intention, 14, but that pic actually made me feel sorry for the guy.

Do check him out in "40 Shades of Blue" though - he was great.

[gossipaddicted]

Merry Xmas....i wish you great holidays....kiss from Italy
Isabella

[::wendy::]

Yuletide Felicitations for the pagans :-)

[Texas]

That remind me of Dan Aykorod *sp* character in Trading Places.

Merry Christmas to you, 14! Have a drink on me! oxox

Beautiful!!! As always of course. Happy Holidays 14!

[Demon Kitty]

I like the way you call him "torn and ripped" 14! He does have an outrageous name, "Rip Torn" for fuck's sake! Was he drunk when he decided on his stage name? He looks like so many guys who are living under the freeway here in Pukeston! Mensch! I like the way you imagined his sleigh colliding with a tractor trailer! Ha ha ha ha! Merry Xmas! Drunk old people don't bother me because when I retire, I fully intend to spend every waking moment fucked up until I croak!

So Much Love,
Demon Kitty

[Crees_dahl]

OMG! Is this guy Paris Hilton's REAL father? I only ask because he is rocking the same lopsided wonky eye.

Love him from the MIB movies but don't know much else about him except that (obviously) he likes to party.

You're amazing 14!!!

p.s. Have you ever considered using your considerable talents to take some much needed stabs at some of our leaders??? I only ask because I am now waiting for the day you appear on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart or The Colbert Report. Something tells me YOU would be a hit (not that you aren't already) but some of these political fools could use Ms. 14's "star treatment"!!!

I'll shut up now.

Your humble admirer,
Crees_dahl.

[jerkygirl]

Ha ha ha rotfl!!! This is even better than Vicodin elf!!! I'm just picturing this guy walking down the street with a bottle of Thunderbird in a paper bag muttering to himself and cursing at little kids who try to talk to him. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[Javelin]

Is it just me or does this guy totally seem like he could be a long-lost cousin of George W. Bush? Something in that expression, like, "heh heh...I dunno! I just like to have a jolly good time, right boys? heh heh!"

Nice work, 14. He really comes to life.

[Bo$$]

another funny creation...keep them coming!

[midevil]

See, kids, this is what happens when you spend the last 25 years coking and boozing it up! Hot, ain't he?

[Abs]

This one actually makes me feel quite sad for the guy.

Nice likeness, though.