Rachael Ray is a Donut Pusher

Rachael Ray has agreed to shill a multi-million dollar marketing campaign designed to raise brand awareness of Dunkin' Donuts. Very soon, you'll see her perky face all over TV as she cheerfully chirps nonsense about how Dunkin' Donuts can be a "healthful" addition to a balanced diet. Our spies tell us that food-loving Rach is planning a donut-themed cookbook to hit the shelves this summer. You'll find healthy and fun donut recipes for everything from appetizers to drinks to full-course dinners....all easily prepared in only 15 minutes. Medium: acrylic on board, photoshop.

Also included with the book is a handy set of full-color recipe cards for her most popular dishes. Learn how to make Rachael's signature cocktail, the vodka Donutini. Amaze and delight your friends with Rachael's deelish Donut "Sammy"

That crafty Rachael, she's even figured out how to prepare a healthy salad using powdered donuts as an ingredient. This page scanned from her upcoming cook book shows you just how easy and delicious her recipes are. As Rachael says, "mmmmmmmmmm". Photos and food styling by 14.

Comments

[Diana]

I can't go to sleep... Rachael Ray will climb out of my closet and smother me with a giant donut...

(Loved this one!)

[Erik]

Nice work on her Joker-grin, it will haunt my nightmares.

Rachel Ray's schtick got old months ago and it pretty well sucks that she's about to get MORE media attention.

[Jenn F.]

I am baffled by the fact that this woman is apparently so famous in the States. She just seems so incredibly irritating. Everyone knew a girl like her in high school... a bit too chipper, a bit too loud, loved primarily by the geriatric teachers and soul mates within the cheerleading squad. Usually was the one crying in the corner at parties after getting drunk on three and a half sugary coolers. Anyone who uses terms like "Yum-O" and "deelish" on a regular basis should not be trusted.

I like the demonic squirrel-like expression that you've put on her face, 14. And I suspect that it's not a coincidence how her small furry friends have such a similar body shape to her own. "Funkin Donuts" made me laugh, as did the photos of the recipes... the obnoxious colour of the donutini is perfect, and it's easy to imagine you standing at the donut counter saying, "Oh ~ that one with the yellow and pink sprinkles... yeah that one. I'll take that one" with Rachael Ray in mind. The background behind the donutini made me laugh too... nice baby pink hearts!

I somehow forced myself to sit through the entire "Mmmm" video that you linked to. That was a true challenge. And what is this EVOO crap? I noticed it mentioned on one of her site pages that you linked to, but I just didn't have it in me to search around within her site to find out. I was starting to feel itchy and had to leave.

What the hell can she do to a donut to make it healthy and good for you? If you truly care about nutrition and health, how could you choose to promote a company like Dunkin Donuts and maintain a clear conscience? Fill your arteries and fat cells while Rachael fills her wallet! Yum-O!

[Madame M]

Oooh you are SO good!

I love that you've managed to capture the sheer evil that is Rachael Ray and her evil recipes of doom.

[Coffeegod]

Ooo...14, Rachael's gonna lay some smack on you for stealing her ideas! That sammi does look yum-o!

Good god, I simply can not stand this bimbo. I'll give her props since she clawed her way from total obscurity but seriously, does she have to be on every freakin' thing I buy at the grocery store?

[D]

"Walz alleges that the 39-year-old lawyer and musician shelled out cash for her to spit in his face, rub her bare feet on his face and other gamy rituals." According to IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com there isn't much Rachel won't do for a buck.