Welcome to the first in my series of Kooky Hollywood Moms. I figured it was high time to address some of the Hollywood mothers who share the limelight with their reckless spawn. Candy Spelling has taken up the cause of writing open letters to Hollywood's wayward youth and then sending them over to TMZ for worldwide publication. Since most hard-partying starlets seem to lack motherly attention, she has stepped up to the plate and declared herself the uber-mom of Hollywood. She accused Britney Spears of being "famous for hideous, irresponsible actions", informed Paris Hilton that she's not as entitled as her money implies, and called Joe Francis a "poster boy for what happens when boys go wild". Joe Francis didn't take Candy's advice lightly - he wrote back, speculating the she was a lonely old woman living in a mansion full of 300 cats jumping around in their own feces. Ouch! No, this isn't the latest NBC sitcom, it's real life drama in Hollywood. Few writers could dream up characters and storylines as zany as what occurs daily in the Hollywood Circus Sideshow. I can't wait to see who kooky Candy writes about next! Medium: graphite on paper, digital color.
Why let Candy Spelling have all the fun? Now you can experience all the fame and fun of writing open letters with this handy mad-libs style Candy Spelling stationary. Simply fill in the name of your desired celebrity target and go nuts. When finished, post your letter to the internet and gain insta-fame!
Vote for the Underdog! Gallery of the Absurd has been nominated for the Washington Post Celebritology 2007 Lizzie Award for "Best Celebrity Obsessed Blog". I'm up against some of the titans of celebrity gossip blogs. Whether Gallery of the Absurd wins or not, it's nice to be included among some of my favorite blogs. Vote here.
FUCK YOU CANDY!! OLD HAG!! BRITNEY IS FUCKING HOT AND AWESOME!! SO IS PARIS! SO FUCK OFF OLD LADY
Posted by: dayum | June 22, 2007 at 10:55 AM