Jeff Polage Visits The Beach

Jeff Polage and I have collaborated once again. We couldn't make it over to Malibu for beach shots, so we settled for a hotel poolside. Jeff stood shamelessly in his underwear, fumbling and scratching his head cartoon-like as he tried to figure out how to put on the bra. Wannabe starlets teetered about in lucite stripper shoes and tiny bikinis as overly groomed CAA agents conducted power meetings over pina coladas. It was the perfect Hollywood day. Here is a hairy version of Nichole Richie stiffly running down the beach with a puckered grimace.

Wow. This one was a tough shot. I couldn't hold the camera steady because I couldn't stop collapsing into laughter. Jeff has a unique ability to transform his stomach into an enormous pot belly and he kept making funny faces and burping loudly. Simple minds are easily amused, I suppose. Jeff had a good time lampooning Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis.

Here's an outake photo of Jeff. I'm so glad he's my friend. (Jeff Polage: Actor, Grip, Craft Services 14: Photographer, Art Director, Hair and Makeup, Editor)

Comments

[Blurgle]

Tell Jeff he's hilarious, and to keep taking those prenatal vitamins.

[kim]

love love love the Jeff Polage Show!!!
please, Jeff: do one of the Bravo reality shows!! Do Tom Coliccio or Tim Gunn! Do Todd Oldham! DO HEIDI....

[Timea]

*lol*The most i love the Nicole-Richiethin,thank you so much!!!Perfect,this hands,the Body is allso same XD
More please! :)

[Zyah]

genius...pure freakin genius!

[Rebecca]

this is amazing. XD

[gilmore]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA! HA! Funny as hell! Love it.

[hope]

THAT IS THE HYSTERICALLY FUNNY THING I NEEDED TO SEE ON A SHITTY WORK DAY!!! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[beth]

I don't know why these are so hysterical to me but they are. I always get excited when I see Jeff's name. Thank you, thank you, thank you.