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callie

I think this is horrible. im no chris crocker or anything but, britney has never talked with that southern of a dialect. The sad part is that britney doesn't say anything bad about you and she is still tons richer than you will ever been with your pittiful mind. Do yourself a favor, stop wasting your time because people may read this and laugh but right after they are done reading it...they arent thinking about you sweeti, they are thinking about her. Youre nothing if youre not talked about and all you are doing is making her more famous you irreverent dumb ass.

kaching

I'm really impressed with how articulate people posting comments on this site are. Keep it up guys. Well done!

Shauna

Britney has actually been known to drive aimlessly around for hours with the poor buggers stuck in the back of the car. One of her 'tips' to getting her 'mistakes' to fall asleep, rather than interacting with them is to fill them up with fat ladened food and drive them around until they fall asleep, so frightenly enough, you captured her at work!

Shauna

This picture had me laughing so hard I got a headache. The Cheetos are dead on, & Britney has some history with the horrific stuff so it's appropriate. The kid's glazed expressions are priceless, but please spare the future use of SPAM. I can't help but to associate it fondly with Monty Python. So it is somewhat sacred to me. The many details including the chipped nail polish, and bitten nails are brilliant. You are the ultimate saterical artist 14!

Courtney Love

Give her a break folks, her mind isn't exactly altogether now:

http://www.friendspacebook.com/BritneySpears

Steve Smith

Just a big time loser she got what was coming to her. Man stealer, Karma

Sheila E

LOL!!! Toooooo funny! And yet sad at the same time.

14 - you do a bang-up job with your art via social commentary! I love it! I'd just gotten off a long, arduous flight & trip home and jumped on some of my fav websites only to laugh my head off at this one! And believe me, after several plane delays & hassles getting home - this was a much needed belly laugh! Thank you, thank you!

xxxooo

PS: love the Cheetos dust around Brit's face & the looks on the kids' faces!! So true, I'm sure. The Red Bull kiddie drink is funny too!!

Adam Smith

Dear Deanna,

Fourteen will not get a "megaconglomeration of what nots",(although I do like the term).

Instead,the big hitters and rainmakers will call an emergency meeting that she must attend immediately.The atmosphere will be relaxed and convivial,with canapes served by dwarves with trays on their heads, mingling merrily among the suits.

An abnormally large albino man will approach her,offering her a glass of wine.He whispers something into her ear.A threat.A warning? She can't tell.
Her unease disappears when she takes a sip of the wine.It is good,unusually good.
"This is like Christ crying into my mouth", she thinks,"a Platonic ideal of grapes,whose essence has at last allowed me to see the face of God".That last thought appears strange and confusing.She giggles nervously,then crashes unceremoniously to the floor,like Kevin Federline on a boys night out.

"I'm so happy I could kick my own teeth out",she proclaims,loudly,from her stupor.The executives all turn as one and look at the CEO.He nods,then a lackey thrusts a pen and piece of paper at her."Some papers you forgot to sign earlier",he says."A mere formality".Smiling faces occupy her field of vision,a childhood memory,then the heavy hand of sleep takes her.

She wakes suddenly.Her head feeling like downtown Basra,on a bad day.A very bad day.
Trying to focus,a spectral is figure sitting over her.
"Don't move too quickly.You'll puke,like a giant pink and yellow fountain".

The figures moves towards the doorway,as he opens the door blinding sunlight streams in,waves crashing against a sea shore can be clearly heard."Welcome to the Island",says the Albino,with a thick Haitian accent."All your needs will catered for,as long you don't try and escape.
Besides,you'll have plenty of interesting company.In the hut to your left the inventor of cold fusion,to your right a girl who claims to be the real Britney Spears.She's a bit crazy,but pleasant enough company.In the compound you'll meet spies from all nations,along with all kind of Artists and Scientists with ideas ahead of their time.It's not so bad here.Whatever you do though,try and avoid the Swiss man"

She looks at him quizzically."He claims to have found a system that describes all possible infinities.He'll just flip you out.
You'll know him when you see him,his eyes are sewn shut.The Girl who claims to be Britney seems to be only one who can soothe him,from his wild rages.Sometimes,you can hear them singing,'Whoops I Did It Again', into the night."

Gota of course carries on as before.The drawings are outsourced to Chinese Graphic design students.A disgraced,boozehound ex staff writer from Scrubs writes the copy.
It loses it's appeal to regulars,but becomes bigger than Perez Hilton and the O.C combined.

Fourteen sits on a beach with a crazy redneck girl and a Blind Swiss man,discussing infinity.It could be worse.The normal course of action for NBC's Black Ops division is termination.

Adam Smith

Dear Deanna,

Fourteen will not get a "megaconglomeration of what nots",(although I do like the term).

Instead,the big hitters and rainmakers will call an emergency meeting that she must attend immediately.The atmosphere will be relaxed and convivial,with canapes served by dwarves with trays on their heads, mingling merrily among the suits.

An abnormally large albino man will approach her,offering her a glass of wine.He whispers something into her ear.A threat.A warning? She can't tell.
Her unease disappears when she takes a sip of the wine.It is good,unusually good.
"This is like Christ crying into my mouth", she thinks,"a Platonic ideal of grapes,whose essence has at last allowed me to see the face of God".That last thought appears strange and confusing.She giggles nervously,then crashes unceremoniously to the floor,like Kevin Federline on a boys night out.

"I'm so happy I could kick my own teeth out",she proclaims,loudly,from her stupor.The executives all turn as one and look at the CEO.He nods,then a lackey thrusts a pen and piece of paper at her."Some papers you forgot to sign earlier",he says."A mere formality".Smiling faces occupy her field of vision,a childhood memory,then the heavy hand of sleep takes her.

She wakes suddenly.Her head feeling like downtown Basra,on a bad day.A very bad day.
Trying to focus,a spectral is figure sitting over her.
"Don't move too quickly.You'll puke,like a giant pink and yellow fountain".

The figures moves towards the doorway,as he opens the door blinding sunlight streams in,waves crashing against a sea shore can be clearly heard."Welcome to the Island",says the Albino,with a thick Haitian accent."All your needs will catered for,as long you don't try and escape.
Besides,you'll have plenty of interesting company.In the hut to your left the inventor of cold fusion,to your right a girl who claims to be the real Britney Spears.She's a bit crazy,but pleasant enough company.In the compound you'll meet spies from all nations,along with all kind of Artists and Scientists with ideas ahead of their time.It's not so bad here.Whatever you do though,try and avoid the Swiss man"

She looks at him quizzically."He claims to have found a system that describes all possible infinities.He'll just flip you out.
You'll know him when you see him,his eyes are sewn shut.The Girl who claims to be Britney seems to be only one who can soothe him,from his wild rages.Sometimes,you can hear them singing,'Whoops I Did It Again', into the night."

Gota of course carries on as before.The drawings are outsourced to Chinese Graphic design students.A disgraced,boozehound ex staff writer from Scrubs writes the copy.
It loses it's appeal to regulars,but becomes bigger than Perez Hilton and the O.C combined.

Fourteen sits on a beach with a crazy redneck girl and a Blind Swiss man,discussing infinity.It could be worse.The normal course of action for NBC's Black Ops division is termination.

LisaG

The picture is believable but the fact that she wrote a book? Please! I think even Britney is aware she can't take on that "roll"

deanna1104

dear dk

when you use the word spam please say that with a soft "S" and a soft "M" on the end. i just hate when folks say SpaM!!! let the word spam roll of yer tongue like the mechanically seperated beef hearts, pigs guts and chicken ends that gives it the sophisticated taste only few people will ever really appreciate. by the way where have you been? jenn f and myself have been trying our best to hold this blog together in your absence we'll have you know. the sad fact is nobody can get to cussin' like you do damn it!
now, with that said, in the future if you will be absent for any amout of time we would disrespectfully request you at least give notice. ;0)

by the way congrats to you 14!!! i think it's wonderful your talent is being recognized. will the new exposure hinder you from expressing yourself as freely as you have in the past? will nbc have the authority to limit what you are able to publish? will one day when you own some megaconglomeration of what-nots, will we see you cozying up with the beckhams or the travoltas, and stuff? oh the horror of it all. before i forget, please take jeff with you to your megaconglomeration of whatever it is when you get one.

Matt

Oh thanks for telling me about the Cheetos I thought for sure that she did a Cheetos ad back when she was doing Pepsi ads y'know before she bacame horribly infamous and gross. I thought that it was an inside joke/refrence. Please don't change the Cheetos joke cause of my asking about it, I just wasn't sure where you found the idea.

BTW the picture still made me laugh out loud the second time, I love the "I'll show ya'll how ta keep them pesky youngins from spoilin' yer fun." It sounds just like her. I bet the book would be full of typos ^_^

Demon Kitty

Deanna, I am forever amused at your sensitivity towards Vienna sausage and pork rinds!! What about spam? Ha ha! There is a huge difference between the idea of Britney eating pork rinds and the reality of Kate Moss eating pork rinds (as the gossip rags reported). I am sure Shiteny would wipe the grease in her hair extensions and let the crumbs hang in her cleavage.


Don't apologize for calling stupid people, stupid. There are so many of them on this planet! We have one in the White House!!!! My cats are far more intelligent that the majority of idiots walking around. My cats have far more grace, charm, style, and savior faire, not to mention hygiene than most! I think it is safe to say that my cats are superior to Shitney Spears and the majority of the human race.

midevil

You should totally act as Brit Brit's agent and get her signed up with a Cheetos contract!

pickles!

*LOVE* the Cheeto dust on the corner of the rearview mirror and visor. Such great attention to detail.

Eize

Wooow. Cheetos on her lips, Cheetos on her fingertips, and Cheetos on her bebes. Any moment now, she'll be peddling Cheetos night cream and Red Bull-infused milk for toddlers.

Brittos - LOL!

Damn, I love this blog! :D

deanna1104

oh please VIPER TETSU, PLEEEEEZ keep the fried porkrinds and hotsauce sprinkled heavily through the family bag, out of this conversation cuz you know there is a small group of people visiting this blog who still eat that sh*t sometimes when buying lotto in the convenience store near my house on saturdays. perhaps natural selection should select against porkrind eating middle aged women as well.
Thank You
DeAnna

P.S. I apologize for my "stupid people" remarks. I should have referred to that segment of our population as people who are challenged intellectually instead. That said, I apologize again to all those who are challenged intellectually for calling yall stupid. My bad.

Chansmom

The first time I saw your work on Britney, I knew you were on to something. And just when I thought she was getting her act together, again, you were on to something. LOL!

That girl is a train wreck with no brakes. And the saddest thing of all, her kids will have to deal with having a kook like her for a mother.

As for K-Fed, he cares only about the $$ these two may bring in. If he was such a doting father, what about the other children he has? Yeah, right.

Eva

Hehehe 14, love the 'wrote' by Britney, and lil' Cheeto face JJ in the back! :) Sad but true!

Keep it up, b/c Britney illustrations never ever get boring...

Viper Tetsu

The 14 Brit Magnum Opus? Amidst a stiff field of competition, it could well be so. In addition to the water-through-nose-I'm-guffawing-so-hard-goddamn-you hilarity of the illustration, there's the text. Shit on toast with shredded swiss, it's amazing. You could very plausibly expand said text into a frickin' best seller. No lie.

As for new Brit snacks, obviously Cheetos, with their atomic neon scary glow make much better visual accompaniment. But where's the love for the most creepy fried salty snack in the lexicon-- the PORK RIND--people?! Those damned things make Cheetos look like a tray of organic sprouts.

Toodles

This is what happens when you pimp out your kids to work for Disney by the age of ten. The poor girl was a slave earning wages for her family for all of her childhood, thanks to Mama Spears. She already had a nose job and a boob job before she turned 18. Normally, that's not recommended surgery for a child, but in Hollyweird, everything happens a decade earlier in a starlet's life.

Now that she's rich enough not to have to work, she's finally living through those ages (10 through 20) that kids usually go through at the actual age number. So she's 20-something going on 13-something, in terms of her emotional and personal development. Major stunted growth. So when you read about her, instead of thinking "Woman in her 20's who's a train wreck" think of it as "There goes a 13 year old who is of course unequipped to handle a) money b)kids c)hygiene d)cooking nutritious food etc. Because she's stuck at 13 or so.

That said, LOVE the cheetos and all of your caricatures of the Nitwit BritBrit.

I'm wondering when you'll do a painting of her many lost dogs? What ever happened to Bit Bit, one of her many dogs purchased then abandoned? By now many more poor pups have joined Britney's Land of Misfit Pups. Sad.

TOODLES

Arth

This is just too awesome... and hilarious!

The Red Bull with the gummi-bear straw totally killed me!

Steve

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha . . . and again I say, HA! Too funny 14. Keep 'em comin.

Hey ya'll, does she give tips for cuttin the young'un's hair too? Have you tried her delicious "Cheeto Pie" recipe?

Oh, 14, I was already having a funny day and now my co-workers are looking at me funny for laughing so loud.

It get's better. A guy just walked in with a TAIL STICKING OUT OF HIS PANTS! I am going to get my excercise laughing today!

Jenn F.

Brittos! Deanna, you're hilarious. What a great term you've coined.

14, please do keep the Cheetos-stained Ronald McDonald mouth on your portraits of Britney. They're such a perfect personal touch. And I have seen pictures of her in the past with a Cheetos bag dangling from one hand, and some photos of her shoving that shit in her mouth. I think that Cheetos now sums up the whole of who Britney is (has become?) as a person ~ cheap, fake, unhealthy, tacky, unnatural, incomprehensible. Fattening. Wrong. One of the leading examples of waste.

It's such a shame what's happened to her. She's squandered what semblance of dignity she once had. I wish nothing of the sort upon her, but I'm pretty certain that sooner or later she'll end up a suicide case. To be propped up on a pedastal from a young age and grow to expect love and adoration from the masses, and then to go through a severe (and so far unending) nosedive in popularity... it doesn't look like a positive outlook on her future. She's already cracked and shown that she's vulnerable and fragile, but she's continued upon her self-destructive path. I hate to say it, but I won't be one bit surprised when the news begins to scream about her unexpected death. And in terms of human compassion, I truly hope I'm wrong.

Demon Kitty

I don't understand her love of public restrooms and convenience store food. Both are nauseating and will make you sick. She must be on drugs or totally wasted. This is sort of like small town, bumpkin, redneck, kids on a Friday night cruising around and eating shit- except she is living in hell A!!! I don't understand the bad hygiene and the wigs. That has to make you physically uncomfortable ... an itchy scalp, crusty skin, fuckloads of eye makeup .. that all sounds so fucking goddamn uncomfortable to me. Then the public restrooms and manufactured grease at convenience stores. I would be in hell.

Her kids are ugly too. There it is, I said it.

I just wish she would go away and we would never have to see her again - ever!!!!

By the way Deanna, one time when I was in the library (at the career college) where I worked, having to listen to women talk about vaginal fluids and watching one woman insert a wad of chewing tobacco in her mouth, I thought to myself, "too many stupid people breed", that has to end. Then I realized I was being a fucking Nazi and sighed.

Sarah

LMAO!!! You just made my day...I can't stop laughing!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Kim

A beautiful rendering. But is it realistic? Why is the youngest child strapped in with a seatbelt?

deanna1104

As for britney, i HAVE ALWAYS MAINTAINED laws mandating the use of seatbelts or helmets interfere with the process of natural selection. Certainly, if say the Princess of Tos(like cheeTOS, friTOS, doriTOS)was free to choose not to restrain herself while operating a motor vehicle, i firmly believe natural selection would have removed Brittos genetic material from our very delicate gene pool a very long time ago. again i must emphasize legislating common sense only helps to ensure all those who are homozygous dominant for genes that code for absolute stupidity will be forced to make unnecessary contributions to our already fragile genetic puddle. I ask we fight for the right to allow stupid people not to use seatbelts. i hope brittos will address this in her book.

parissucksliterally

You are truly BRILLIANT.
This one's a classic! Britney is about as disgusting as it gets these days.

sugarbear

14 you naughty girl Brit probably thinks the book is real. Oh my gawd guys I wrote a book!

Adam Smith

Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage On A Stick.

Thanks for destroying any residual faith I had in humanity.This artefact stands before me as testament to our absolute redundancy as species.Mocking me,and my futile attempts to have any faith in our collective future on this fragile planet.
Surely a species capable of such an abomination is destined for the evolutionary scrapheap a lot sooner than we imagine.

2012?

Such a prognostication would appear to be a little on the hopeful side.

Congratulations on the NBC thing by the way.

Now go and blow all your cash on,Giant radio controlled Polar Bears,(twenty times the size of the real thing);Nanoscale dioramas of Ancient Mythological tales,that you can look at with your state of the art Electron Microscope;a Fibre glass Castle with the interior design based on the work of MC Escher,(sure you would always be lost,never finding your way back to where you started,but that really is half the the fun)and finally an army of Hillbillies to protect you,from what you,your family,and friends will eventually call "Outlanders".

Since the end times our coming,(the sausage has convinced me of that),you might as well go mental with it.

Rachelle

First time posting here, I think. Either way, its been a while. I mostly lurk but had to comment on this one. My gosh, small fry is drinking red bull. RED-BULL!! HE-LLARI-OUS! Keep up the good work.

BTW: Can I pre-order the "Britney's Drivin' Manual and Parentin' Tips."

14

Funyuns? Excellent suggestion! Or maybe those " Chickin on a Biskit" crackers. Or even better, Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage On A Stick!!

http://www.junkfoodblog.com/2006/07/jimmy-dean-chocolate-chip-pancakes.html

Derwood

Next time, for variety, FunYuns?

14

Matt:

I use Cheetos as an overall reference to the myriad of food-like substances Ms. Spears enjoys consuming. She's a fan of all sorts of convenience store cuisine and drive-thru gastronimical delights, but I've chosen Cheetos because of all the junk food out there, they frighten me the most. Perhaps it's more of my own obsession than Britney's, but I never could get my head around how people could eat day-glo orange "snacks" made of chemicals that don't even taste like cheese. Okay, so there you have it . Next time I draw her, I'll try my hardest not to include Cheetos.

xoxo
14

Matt

I don't get the constant cheetos jokes in every Britney picture, please tell me what that is a refrence to.

Becca

What a dirty slut. And she's dirtying up her own kids with her sick, selfish habits, too.

Clever how you DIDN'T put the kids in child safety seats in the back, either!XD

Elizebeth

Love the look on the kids faces especially the older one, and the hats off to the side.
This may well have been a photograph it's so dead on.

Madame M

Sadly, many people don't think that Britney's choices as a parent are "that" bad.

They just don't come out boldly and say so, and they certainly don't draw them as well.

midevil

Yeah, I never found her pretty either. But, as many men say, it's all in her boobs.

JulesinSD

14, Thank you. Being a mom of a three year old, Britney's Parenting Book, sadly, could be a New York Times best seller if you could find a publisher! Based on what I see here in Southern California, and the way these space aliens are having their Nanny's raise their children, many are part of the Britney Spears Playgroup. It's perfectly A-OK to keep the party train rollin' Y'all! I suppose it never dawned on her to move the heck out of Los Angeles, dress like a mother of two, hire a solid advisor, and quietly work on herself and career. That would be far too sane for a woman I'm ashamed of sharing the same title
as me, “Mother.” She may call herself a “Mother”, but she'll never be a parent
until she cleans her life up!

Demon Kitty

I look at this woman and I get disgusted every time. She has to be one of the most disgusting people I have ever seen. The manner in which she chooses to clean up dog excrement or change her child's diapers is vile. It is like watching a toddler at dinner time smearing food all over himself and everything. I love the fact that the child is drinking red bull. You are always able to portray Britney as she is.

I never thought Britney Spears was pretty.

jerkygirl

Ha ha ha "wrote by Britney Spears." Classic. This picture, while funny (as usual), is--sadly--perfect. If this were a just world, she would be totin' them youngins around in a primer-gray 1983 Camaro with a piece of plastic for a back window and coathanger wire holding the bumper on. Instead, this hootin' hollerin' redneck princess is driving her greasy butt to the mini-mart in a Mercedes and wiping up her dog's pee with $5000 dresses. I want to scream when I see what a gas station toilet she's made of her life when she was handed so many opportunities just for being, at one time, pretty. Not for having any sort of intelligence, or talent, but for being pretty, and she's even managed to completely squander that, even though it was the ONE thing she ever had going for her. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Poor kids. Hopefully Jamie Lynn will grow up to be a good auntie; she seems at least somewhat decent for coming from the same family as the creature pictured above.

midevil

You have presented Brit Brit as a woman of confidence in her lifestyle choices. I am having trouble feeling sad for her while looking at this painting.

It is absolutely amazing how many different ways you are able to portray her horse neck. I inspire to obtain such skills of originality in the future (preferably in drawing David Beckham's snake, though).

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