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Brad

Happy birthday to Krista Ayne

lisalisa

i love how u recognized she's big boned, despite the weight loss..her bones remain large

Lein

100% accurate portrayal. Your work is tremendous.

Courtney Lovefrie

Sigh...I'm just so misunderstood. All Iwants is some REAL love, people! See:

http://www.friendspacebook.com/courtneylove

just a girl

Speaking of fish...fish lips, anyone?
x
Just a girl

surcie

Apparently, the poor dear's vision is fried from all those drugs. She was photoshopped within an inch of her life; her body looks absolutely creaseless. Does she really want us to believe that she's made of vinyl?

Adam Smith

Demon Kitty Wrote:

"It's good to hear from a good old fashioned girl who's into cock." Adam, is there is a growing trend of straight women who are no longer into cock? Mmmm ....


Merely a throw away comment of little value,on my part.It really does'nt stand up to any kind of analysis.

Comedically it probably works,if you imagine it being said with the sort of Upper Class English accent that died out here fifty years ago,but that many Americans believe we still speak with.Rent out a DVD of "Brief Encounter" (1945), then imagine Trevord Howard's character saying it.

The Mmmm... bit you use at the end is interesting though.Is it the Mmmm... of doubt and suspicion,or the Mmmm... of new vistas of sapphic delectation available to you,now that large numbers of Heterosexual women are shunning the phallus.
In other words a Homer Simpson "Donuts" type Mmmm...

If it is last one,you have my sincerest apologies.One of the first lessons my Father taught me,was never to offend a Lesbian by giving them false hope.

Interesting stuff about Courtney's formative years in your post.Although your reaction of,"That alone makes me just want to get high, slit my wrists, and vomit over and over again.",could be construed as slightly extreme.My first thoughts on the post birth proceedings were,"What! No herbs and garlic? Just fried onions?" If you're going to indulge in postnatal anthropagy at least make a culinary effort.

As for giving a five year old acid,that's just completely unnecesary.Small children have a rich fantasy world already.At that age everything around you is ruled by forces you have very little conception of,so it becomes an unknown territory that you explore with your imagination.No need for psychedelics in that schemata of things.

Her parents obviously went over into the totally stupid side of the counterculture,thinking that psychedelics were the universal panacea for everything.
The Leary Fuckwits.

By way of an ending:what you wrote about,"I have no idea where the fuck I am going with this bullshit.",is my first and last thought of the day.

Taken totally out of context,I know,but where this thought just bookends my day,for Courtney it is an ever present concern.It's a wonder she can even cross the road.

Jim Lucky

That is a very haunting image of a very haunted individual. The drawing reminds me of the creatures (morloks?) from the 1950's movie, The Time Machine. Those creatures scared the crap out of me as a kid, and Courtney Love scares the crap out of me as an adult.

Demon Kitty

"It's good to hear from a good old fashioned girl who's into cock." Adam, is there is a growing trend of straight women who are no longer into cock? Mmmm ....

Gwen Stefani supposedly made a comment once that she could not change her hair or "my husband goes and finds a tranny who looks just like me." I thought that was interesting, since Gavin Rossdale dated Marilyn and begged Boy George not to mention it in his autobiography. I would kill to be a fly on the wall at the Stefani/Rossdale residence. Hollaback Girl sucks. Gavin Rossdale is far more interesting then his wife.

When Courtney went around showing her tits (you can find the pic on awfulplasticsurgery.com) one of them was rippled. If you look at her earlier pictures with Kurt, she had no tits. She looked so much better in those days.

What can we expect from a woman whose father gave her LSD when she was a child? In Poppy Brite's biography of Courtney Love, she claims that Love's parents ate the placenta with grilled onions after Love was born. That alone makes me just want to get high, slit my wrists, and vomit over and over again.

Didn't Damien Hurst take several pints of his own blood and freeze it into the mold of a severed head?

Courtney Love used to know Pete Burns when she lived in London. He supposedly - habitually - stood outside of a shop dressed in a fur diaper yelling obscenities at people. They both hated each other, of course. They have soooo much in common though. I have no idea where the fuck I am going with this bullshit. Pete Burns is well on his way to becoming the next Michael Jackson. Someone who wears a cod piece and a bra ...

I can feel my gorge rising and I am not even fucked up.

Adam Smith

Thank you Midevil.

Your sage advice,on opiate abuse will not be forgotten.

When at a social gathering,say a Christening,Wedding or Bah Mitzvah,
The offer of Methadone will be met with;
"You scoundrel,I only do Smack! What do you think I am some kind of Vagrant or Slacker?".Then I will take my leave with a smug look of superiority and disgust on my face.

The Raven one is wierd though.Synchronicity,a web of numerous mistunderstood events that link our lives in ways that intrude on us with sometimes startling clarity.

P.S

It's good to hear from a good old fashoined girl,who's into cock.
Or penis as you somewhat clinically put it.

midevil

Adam,

On methadone--stay the fuck away from meth, man. Stick to heroin, please.

On blow up dolls--I've never been into them. I like penis--real flesh. That's the kinda girl I am, I guess.

On a dark Raven--That's kinda weird; just moments before I went online, there was this crow cawing madly outside my window.

Adam Smith

Some comments on comments.

midevil wrote:

"Kinda reminds me of a realistic blow up doll."

I know what you mean.The "Spunky Junky" range to be exact.Authentic track marks hidden in the most intimate of places,it vomits artificial sick when not given the little bottle of Methadone that comes with it.To be sold only to,"lonely men - aged 28 and up".Do we both frequent the same chain of "Alternative" Smut Shops by any chance?

DonnaJEM wrote:

"Thanks for making me throw up in my mouth at 10 o'clock in the morning."

I'll bet you felt a strange sense of euphoria and exhiliration after that.
Coupled with a wistful longing,for a half remembered childhood.

A good vomit first thing in the day focuses the mind like nothing else.Hollywood Actresses swear by it,(according to Courtney).

Keep it up,(so to speak).

deanna1104 wrote:

"would it be fair to say both her body and mind are a mess?"

Maybe not fair,but certainly true.

Demon Kitty wrote:

"She is almost becoming the female version of Mickey Rourke."

Never seen together at same time.

Both resemble the unfortunate victims of viscious punishment beatings,hastily
re-assembled by drunken medical students with a God complex.Both open their mouths letting loose a complete menagerie of nonsense.An interesting comparison,or possibly unity,I'm not sure which.

Smile Pretty wrote:

"Yuck she just looks too overworked-in a cosmetic sort of way."

All Hail The New Flesh.
Courtney,perfect exemplar of the Post Human condition.Not happy with your life? Screw on a BIG PAIR OF METAL TITS,to paper over the meaningless nullity of your existence.Is'nt that a recent addition to the eightfold path?

Cutting up a rival in a drugs war - that I can understand.It has it's own internal Nietzchian,Darwinian,kill or be killed logic.Paying someone else to cut you up,in order to fulfill a "faked up truth" of Photoshopped beauty - well- that's just sick.

Cypress wrote:

"Are you listening Britney, Beyonce, Kim, Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, etc?"

No.

They have a permanent loop of the theme tune to the Smurfs playing through their minds constantly.It blanks out the uncertainty of their present and the sheer horror of their future.Look at the picture once again,for a bleak reminder of the fragility of lost youth.

jerkygirl wrote:

"Sad. A lot of talent flushed away and now she is basically a walking "this is your brain on drugs" advertisement."

I actually saw a brain on drugs once.

Damien Hirst's most daring work yet.
Tracey Emin's worst night out.Ever.

Adam Smith (or me) Wrote:

"Symbiotic Wetware? Alghorithmic poetry
Enigma Machines? References to the Rig Veda?"

This guys a little bit too up himself.
He tries a little too hard.

Indulging in decadent computing; he imagines he is a dark Raven clawing away at the mind of the world.Infact,he is a slug on a saphirre


em

it needs more spelling errors... but it's funny
and so is your art

Adam Smith

Bob Tree said:

...this needs to be 250% more unintelligible to pass for a CL post, it's more like:

"... I arrre teh bestyou don'yt kdnow what urtalking aboout nb dhgb djbfsugfu vcnjdbhnmsjdfh cjnehudbf djnguidu!!!!"


He's right you know.

The next time you parody her inimitable literary style,type with your fists in boxing gloves,making sure to bang your head in the middle of the keyboard occasionaly,as punctuation.

That's what works for Courtney.

Can't you see the confusion in her eyes?
That's not drugged up abandon.
That's self inflicted blunt force trauma by QWERTY.

The Enigma Machine has also unearthed some more anti Stefani invective including:

"Dozy Cock-Muncher"

"Unnerving Parody of a Fembot"

"A Tragic Meme Error"

And most disturbingly,the message:

"Great Godess Kali/Stefani spare me and my youngling,in the time of your great becoming"

The rest of her cryptic meanderings are actually Sanskrit,badly translated into English.Rather confusingly,they also refer to Stefani as Kottravai,a historical precursor to Kali,who like Stefani,inspires fear in those who approach her and feasts on battlegrounds littered with the dead.
Lending further credibility to my theory,that "HollaBack Girl" is in fact a call to arms for the forces of darkness.

This is all honestly true and in no way a "faked up truth",(I still love that expression).

Adam Smith

Bob Tree said:

...this needs to be 250% more unintelligible to pass for a CL post, it's more like:

"... I arrre teh bestyou don'yt kdnow what urtalking aboout nb dhgb djbfsugfu vcnjdbhnmsjdfh cjnehudbf djnguidu!!!!"


He's right you know.

The next time you parody her inimitable literary style,type with your fists in boxing gloves,making sure to bang your head in the middle of the keyboard occasionaly,as punctuation.

That's what works for Courtney.

Can't you see the confusion in her eyes?
That's not drugged up abandon.
That's self inflicted blunt force trauma by QWERTY.

The Enigma Machine has also unearthed some more anti Stefani invective including:

"Dozy Cock-Muncher"

"Unnerving Parody of a Fembot"

"A Tragic Meme Error"

And most disturbingly,the message:

"Great Godess Kali/Stefani spare me and my youngling,in the time of your great becoming"

The rest of her cryptic meanderings are actually Sanskrit,badly translated into English.Rather confusingly,they also refer to Stefani as Kottravai,a historical precursor to Kali,who like Stefani,inspires fear in those who approach her and feasts on battlegrounds littered with the dead.
Lending further credibility to my theory,that "HollaBack Girl" is in fact a call to arms for the forces of darkness.

This is all honestly true and in no way a "faked up truth",(I still love that expression).

Adam Smith

Bob Tree wrote:

...this needs to be 250% more unintelligible to pass for a CL post, it's more like:

"... I arrre teh bestyou don'yt kdnow what urtalking aboout nb dhgb djbfsugfu vcnjdbhnmsjdfh cjnehudbf djnguidu!!!!"


He's right you know.

The next time you parody her inimitable literary style,type with your fists in boxing gloves,making sure to bang your head in the middle of the keyboard occasionaly,as punctuation.

That's what works for Courtney.

Can't you see the confusion in her eyes?
That's not drugged up abandon.
That's self inflicted blunt force trauma by QWERTY.

The Enigma Machine has also unearthed some more anti Stefani invective including:

"Dozy Cock-Muncher"

"Unnerving Parody of a Fembot"

"A Tragic Meme Error"

And most disturbingly,the message:

"Great Godess Kali/Stefani spare me and my youngling,in the time of your great becoming"

The rest of her cryptic meanderings are actually Sanskrit,badly translated into English.Rather confusingly,they also refer to Stefani as Kottravai,a historical precursor to Kali,who like Stefani,inspires fear in those who approach her and feasts on battlegrounds littered with the dead.
Lending further credibility to my theory,that "HollaBack Girl" is in fact a call to arms for the forces of darkness.

This is all honestly true and in no way a "faked up truth",(I still love that expression).

Adam Smith

Bob Tree wrote:

...this needs to be 250% more unintelligible to pass for a CL post, it's more like:

"... I arrre teh bestyou don'yt kdnow what urtalking aboout nb dhgb djbfsugfu vcnjdbhnmsjdfh cjnehudbf djnguidu!!!!"


He's right you know.

The next time you parody her inimitable literary style,type with your fists in boxing gloves,making sure to bang your head in the middle of the keyboard occasionaly,as punctuation.

That's what works for Courtney.

Can't you see the confusion in her eyes?
That's not drugged up abandon.
That's self inflicted blunt force trauma by QWERTY.

The Enigma Machine has also unearthed some more anti Stefani invective including:

"Dozy Cock-Muncher"

"Unnerving Parody of a Fembot"

"A Tragic Meme Error"

And most disturbingly,the message:

"Great Godess Kali/Stefani spare me and my youngling,in the time of your great becoming"

The rest of her cryptic meanderings are actually Sanskrit,badly translated into English.Rather confusingly,they also refer to Stefani as Kottravai,a historical precursor to Kali,who like Stefani,inspires fear in those who approach her and feasts on battlegrounds littered with the dead.
Lending further credibility to my theory,that "HollaBack Girl" is in fact a call to arms for the forces of darkness.

This is all honestly true and in no way a "faked up truth",(I still love that expression).

Adam Smith

Bob Tree wrote:

...this needs to be 250% more unintelligible to pass for a CL post, it's more like:

"... I arrre teh bestyou don'yt kdnow what urtalking aboout nb dhgb djbfsugfu vcnjdbhnmsjdfh cjnehudbf djnguidu!!!!"


He's right you know.

The next time you parody her inimitable literary style,type with your fists in boxing gloves,making sure to bang your head in the middle of the keyboard occasionaly,as punctuation.

That's what works for Courtney.

Can't you see the confusion in her eyes?
That's not drugged up abandon.
That's self inflicted blunt force trauma by QWERTY.

The Enigma Machine has also unearthed some more anti Stefani invective including:

"Dozy Cock-Muncher"

"Unnerving Parody of a Fembot"

"A Tragic Meme Error"

And most disturbingly,the message:

"Great Godess Kali/Stefani spare me and my youngling,in the time of your great becoming"

The rest of her cryptic meanderings are actually Sanskrit,badly translated into English.Rather confusingly,they also refer to Stefani as Kottravai,a historical precursor to Kali,who like Stefani,inspires fear in those who approach her and feasts on battlegrounds littered with the dead.
Lending further credibility to my theory,that "HollaBack Girl" is in fact a call to arms for the forces of darkness.

This is all honestly true and in no way a "faked up truth",(I still love that expression).

Adam Smith

I think I've cracked the code.

Using the Enigma machine I have in the attic,one can make out the sentence,
"Gwen Stefani is a spaz,who nobody likes."

This is a sentiment I whole heartedly agree with.For a woman who appears to be made of cheap cuts of supermarket meat wrapped in cellophane,Courtney makes a cogent point.

Adam Smith

I think I've cracked the code.

Using the Enigma machine I have in the attic,one can make out the sentence,
"Gwen Stefani is a spaz,who nobody likes."

This is a sentiment I whole heartedly agree with.For a woman who appears to be made of cheap cuts of supermarket meat wrapped in cellophane,Courtney makes a cogent point.

Adam Smith

Why is she speaking in Nadsat?

Try having the page her musings are on translated.It just spells,"This is meaningless shit.",in a recursive loop until your computer crashes.

It's like she's had the predictive text function of her mobile phone symbiotically tied into her brain's higher reasoning functions,accidently creating alghorythmic poetry.

Her words ache with a terrible beauty.

Adam Smith

Why is she speaking in Nadsat?

Try having the page her musings are on translated.It just spells,"This is meaningless shit.",in a recursive loop until your computer crashes.

It's like she's had the predictive text function of her mobile phone symbiotically tied into her brain's higher reasoning functions,accidently creating alghorythmic poetry.

Her words ache with a terrible beauty.

Adam Smith

Why is she speaking in Nadsat?

Try having the page her musings are on translated.It just spells,"This is meaningless shit.",in a recursive loop until your computer crashes.

It's like she's had the predictive text function of her mobile phone symbiotically tied into her brain's higher reasoning functions,accidently creating alghorythmic poetry.

Her words ache with a terrible beauty.

jerkygirl

Captured her perfectly, especially coupled with the spelllinf erirrs. Love how her expression is all "OMG like how could you think I was photoshopped, maaaaaaaaaan???" Actually, she always seems to look like that. Scary, scary torso--ribby and flabby all at once. How??? I also used to kind of like her--and she can clean up well and look beautiful when she tries and stays off the heroin/Vicodin/paint thinner for more than a couple days at a time. Sad. A lot of talent flushed away and now she is basically a walking "this is your brain on drugs" advertisement.

On a side note: anyone else think she kinda resembles a crackhead version of Janice from the Muppets? Ever since the first time I saw a pic of her, I can't see her without thinking of Janice, Dr. Teeth, etc.

bob_tree

...this needs to be 250% more unintelligible to pass for a CL post, it's more like:

"... I arrre teh bestyou don'yt kdnow what urtalking aboout nb dhgb djbfsugfu vcnjdbhnmsjdfh cjnehudbf djnguidu!!!!"

...you know, like reading a paragraph made up of Captcha image text.

Cypress

I think Courtney is trying to relate the hell she experienced seeing herself, while she was out of this life an addict and drunk, vs while in detox and knowing that all the other drunks and addicts are lying to themselves about. I was a freak, unnatural, lost in a world of demons, selfishness.. and even being an example.. making myself what I should be like at this age and time, I fully understand it won't be just pretty or beautiful, but it is to me, because I am real and awake and very blessed to have the whole self aware opportunity. Are you listening Britney, Beyonce, Kim, Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, etc?

Chansmom

She is just....icky. I've always thought so, and as for talent, she has none. Doll parts, indeed.

Matt

I like Courtney Love's music. I dunno if many people do but she sings great and it has great emotion. She's not famous for doing nothing like Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie.

sugarbear

Looks simliar to sketches abductees make of nordic aliens minus the swimsuit. :)

Smile Pretty

Yuck she just looks too overworked-in a cosmetic sort of way. Good detail on the bug-eyes.

Demon Kitty

I used to love her back in the day when she first came out. She was interesting. The drugs and the fuckloads of plastic surgery have completely jacked her up. She is almost becoming the female version of Mickey Rourke. The woman looks scary and like shit. She used to be so interesting. Being an attention whore and a narcissist never helped anyone.

I will never understand why Karl Lagerfeld is a God of fashion. The man looks ridiculous. A spray on orange tan and white hair don't go together. Those fucking fingerless gloves. The man looks like shit.

deanna1104

would it be fair to say both her body and mind are a mess? does tara reid and courtney love look like meth children seperated at birth or is it just me?

Vanny

HA! That is the funniest thing I've ever read. A perfectly disturbing portrait with the perfect writeup. Are you sure Courtney didn't write that herself?

C

hahaha! you did it, thank you! brilliant! i love the expression on her face...

DonnaJEM

Thanks for making me throw up in my mouth at 10 o'clock in the morning.

And I didn't realize CL still had a mind.

kdl

is that Tara or Courtney?...no, wait: my 7th grade gym teacher, Ms. Wagner! good to see she finally got rid of the bun-on-top-of-the-head hairstyle!

midevil

Kinda reminds me of a realistic blow up doll. I don't, um, huh... not sure what Cobain was after there...

Edd

I thank god for finding this amaizing artis called "14", i'm loving the Courtney Love stuff & "kookie Hollywood moms" I'm glad that I'm able to see yor excellent work!

MC Haiku

Just thought I would check & see if the link in a new post still linked to GOTA ... and then I saw ... your Vargas-ified Courtney, who obviously brought her bit o' Breughel-dom to the party. You are too kind to her, 14. But that is just because you are a sweet person, as we all know.

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