The Most Miraculous Product Ever Created: Photoshop Beauty Spray

Photoshop, the world's most widely used photo retouching software, has caused a massive shake-up in the cosmetic, fitness and plastic surgery industries after launching its newest product, Photoshop in a Can. Insiders claim this new form of sprayable Photoshop will eliminate the need for cosmetics, hair styling products, fitness centers and elective cosmetic surgery . Analysts predict the product will cause the beauty industry to collapse and thousands of jobs will be cut. Hair salons and gyms across the world will shut down. The City of Beverly Hills, CA has called in the National Guard to assist with the angry swarms of protesting plastic surgeons and personal fitness trainers. Photoshop in a Can promises effortless beauty and perfection with one push of a button. Madonna, Gwen Stefani, and many others are said to be hoarding cases of the stuff. Even the President of France is said to use it. Now, even the most homely individual can achieve the illusion of impossible beauty and unattainable perfection so widely pumped out by today's media. Truly a miracle in a can.

Photoshop in a Can was used for the Britney Spears Allure magazine shoot. Sources say Britney arrived at the photo shoot as a dishelved mess. Her makeup was 3 days old, her wig was fried, and it looked like she hadn't bathed in days. No problem, Photoshop in a Can transformed her into a comely young vixen with a tight body and soft flowing hair....all with just one touch of a button. Medium: graphite and ink on paper, Photoshop. Photo from Allure.com

Comments

[zamboni]

Awesome x 1,000,000,000,000 (infinity)

I've been thinking she looks like Mrs. Potato Head lately.... you nailed it!

[ChaosbyDesign]

Perhaps your most brilliant work to date
Bravo
I think the Photoshop in a can should be applied to the Three Disgraces

[rlr260]

Can I get Photoshop in a Can? It would make getting ready for work in the morning a whole lot simpler! Love the before and after!

[Elizebeth]

Holy CRAP 14! That before is so damn ugly.....yet it still looks like her. You really managed to make her look like her dad. I mean, that's pretty much her dad in a dress with weird breasts.
LOVE it!