George Bush Part II: Drink The Kool Aid

This is the second image that came to mind after reading this article. Introducing the newest bottled water product, Tears of Bush. Each bottle contains the actual tears of President George W. Bush, gathered as they drip off the shoulder of God. He cries every day, so there's an unlimited supply. Pick up a case of Tears of Bush sparkling water today! Available exclusively at Wal-Mart. Supplies may be scarce in the Red States, but Washington and California are said to have excess supplies sitting around gathering dust in warehouses. Enjoy Tears of Bush in moderation as studies show drinking excess amounts may produce hallucinations such as ghost sightings or bumbling confusion when speaking to dignitaries in foreign countries. Medium: graphite sketch, digital color/text.

Comments

[langtry]

This cartoon reminds me of the vials of "Elvis' Sweat" they used to sell at Graceland. Very funny.

[Jenn F.]

Clementines, if only it were that simple. You appear to believe that there are two clear cut sides to the war... the George Bush side and the Bin Laden side. Outside of the U.S. there is more to this picture than meets the eye.

I live in Canada, but have spent a huge amount of time in other countries, in particular the states, due to work and a lot of additional travelling. The biggest shock I discovered is that, in America, the news coverage on the war is vastly different than what you see anywhere else in the world. It's edited. Severely. You're only seeing one side of the story. If you were to watch the coverage of the news in other countries, and get the whole picture, you might understand why Bush is so mammothly unpopular around the world.

[Chansmom]

Cry? I doubt it. Love the big ears and alligator tears, 14. He does look like a monkey, doesn't he?

[Demon Kitty]

I'm with you kdl. I am sure Condi has consumed plenty of Bush tears. Now that Dubya is hitting the bottle again and Laura has moved out.

[Steph]

You've been tagged!

[EH]

Awesome! I love your work!

[Mojopo]

I.love.this! Brillaint work. I've been a fan for months, and this was especially touching. You nailed it. Great commentary, too.

I hope I grow up to be as smart and talented as you are.

[Tom]

Just imagine the river of tears that flowed when Alberto Gonzales resigned! It would have overflowed Hoover Dam.

Pure genius 14! Pure genius!

[Clementines]

I see ya all want to join the bin Laden group..? Goodbye, good luck and don't do anything with out the mullah's permission and he only says no.

[LJ]

14 this is the most brilliant work of art I've seen from you.

[Sarah Marie]

I'm sure he does see ghosts in the Lincoln Bedroom. It's the writers of the Constitution, and they're pissed!

[Siduri]

It also causes increased sexual appetite and inappropriate social behavior, rendering the consumer unaware of proper physical boundaries and ready to grope uncomfortable foreign politicians:

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2755176

[Javelin]

This should be the parting gift to all the Bush administration officials as they resign, one by one, each departure fueling more production of Bush tears themselves-- Perhaps making them the only profitable investment on Wall Street... Also, keep an eye on Rumsfeld to see if he turns his 'tears of bush' into moonshine.

[kdl]

also makes a great re-virginizing douche!

[MC Haiku]

You are an awful person! Which is why I like you so much. This will certainly send the Gay Old Party queens into a tizzy!!! LOL, 14!

Thank you, darling. I was hoping for a teddy bear in assless chaps. But I am just a gross vulgarian. I know ... you were taking the kinder, gentler route. You always edify as you illuminate. And then nail the bastards. :)

[christi]

Touchy people be damned! Go after this bastard!

[superblondgirl]

This is fantastic. I'm so glad you put it up.

[Paulapoo]

Remind me again who is governor of California. Oh wait, I know! It's that bodybuilder actor terminator republican guy. Gee I wonder how he got the job? Maybe there's more people in CA drinking Tears of Bush than you think.

[Bitter Jealous Fatties]

Oh my! I have a feeling that those Red staters would line up for that product if it were only real. Great job capturing the true essence of the Chimpenfuhrer.

[Elizebeth]

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT!

I love it so much I almost want a tattoo of it, including the text! But I wont......

[midevil]

Brilliant!!!

[tiff]

I love your work. Keep it up!