Beware The Creature From The Black Eyed Peas

Simply put, I saw this photo of Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson and immediately this image of the Creature From The Black Lagoon popped into my head. Medium: graphite and watercolor on paper, digital color/text.

Comments

[ANA]

SORRY BUT IT REALLY SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!
FERGIE FERG IS THE BEST

HAPPY B-DAY MY FERGIE FERG!!
27/03

[midevil]

Did someone say free China White?

*waits*

[Viper Tetsu]

Thou art stroking my horror-nerd and celebrity snark pleasure nodes with the adroitness of a smack dealer passing out free China White. Bless you.

[Anika]

wow, that is brilliant! haha. The original picture is very frightening.

[zenflower]

Brilliant as usual, 14!

You know, even before her pants-pissing incident, I always thought she looked as though she doesn't smell too fresh.

[Fluff]

Unfortunately the same comparison can be made with Meg Ryan and Brett Michaels and countless others. I think the Creature was the first to get the Hollywood "Trout Pout".

[YepYEPyep]

I saw her once in a signing for Gillette (dont ask me why she there) and she actually looks pretty in person I though she was ugly as hell from her pics, but maybe she doesnt photograph well.

[mojo]

Dude, she doesn't writer her own songs. Nearly everyone in the music business buys their songs, ads an and or a the and then says they wrote it. Her music, even her big song now is very surface and annoying. Sorry, but an artist that can write, and has the looks to go with it is rare, and she ain't one of 'em...lol...not by a long shot. The difference between previous songs, and Big Girls should have told you that. Anyone remember listening to music where the artist wasn't entirely the center of attention? It's been a while ago that it was popular, but it still exists. AVOID TOP 40, STOP LISTENING TO BAD MUSIC. Oh yeah...great art 14. You're a riot. You deserve more credit than an a**bag like Perez...I bet it sounds like velcro when he peels himself from his computer chair.

[DonnaJEM]

I love the big honking nose!

[jenner]

I chuckled a little bit until I clicked on the link to the creature image - then I choked. Not only does she look like the creature, but a plastic toy creature head....Spot on LOL

[Thorne Smith]

Her celebrity is a mystery to me...kind of like (fill in the blank) ____ (Simpson sisters, Paris, etc..). Now when I see this close up photo, I see another celebrity in dire need of Photoshop-in-a-Can.

14 -- Brilliant as usual!

[Cici]

This is classic! Perfect for Halloween. I love her webbed hand complete with manicure.

[deanna1104]

huh.

she is quite an unattractive thing up close. i think if she loosened the brow straps just a bit but pulled back around the eyes and lowered the cheekbones she could pull off looking more like, well less like courtney love trying to look like kim catrell.

[Matt]

Hmm... I dunno about her looking like the creature. She's really got me reconsidering my thoughts on her being a walking pair of boobies, I mean all her old songs are really slutty then boom 'Big Girls Don't Cry' comes out and I'm like, it can't be Fergie! I can't believe how lyrical it is (especially taking into consideration she sang about her "lumps" or being tasty with an 'E' it's a HUGE step for Ferg)

I honestly never found her to be very attractive, her face structure is a tad man-ish (though on a good day she looks alright on a bad day she could pass as a man in drag). In that picture she just looks worse than usual. I dunno how anyone can make that shape with their mouth when trying to smile (if so they should never make happy face ever).

The celebrity that reminds me most of the Creature from the Black Lagoon has gotta be Janice Dickinson. They have the exact same neck wrinkles (or is it gills???). Plus her eyes are all squinty from so much face lifts. The lips look just like the creature's too. I honestly believe with a shave Janice would look just like the creature (likely more hideous and horror enducing). Well she's pretty damn close considering that she just needs gills, but who knows she might have gills implant someday (if such a thing shall ever exist).

[Demon Kitty]

She does have a fucking hot body. I will admit, I have been attracted to her something fierce. Her taste in clothes is heinous. She does not have the type of face that is going to age well.

If I had a dime every time I peed in my pants, fuck I'd be richer than Fergie! Laughing and sneezing makes me lose bladder control. I wonder if there are some exercises I can do to improve this? Suggestions are welcome.

[hmmmm]

Cannot stand her. She tried meth for like a minute as a teenager and ever since has gone on and on and on how she was able to overcome her "addiction". Shut up Fergie, you douche

[Fairlady Z]

Haha, oh geez. I remember seeing her in one of the BEP's early videos and thinking she was really pretty. Then I saw a few close-up shots... wow. It's a man, man!

[Stuck in AL]

Her upper teeth are quite a bit different than her lower ones! Yuck! She needs to learn to smile like all the other celebrities do - only show the uppers!

[just wonderin]

Talk about nappy headed!

[TheReallyJamesBond]

Uncle Floyd sez,.."EEWWWWWWW,.. Scary, Scary Boys N' Girls!"

[trapitossucios.com]

OMG Im a fergie fan.. but this is awesome! :-)

[kdl]

fishlips!
maybe she got her methmouth fixed?

[midevil]

Erick,

You're just jealous of those of us who have a slight tendency to urinate in public--well, wait, I've never actually pissed my pants. Ok, never mind.

Very nice colour choices! I wondered what this one was going to look like.

[Jenn F.]

Heehee. Me likey.

[Erick]

It's good that she's a creature of the water, that way she can just use the bathroom on herself whenver and no one is going to know. good stuff!