Scents of Paris

Does the world need yet another Paris Hilton-branded product? Apparently so. Not satisfied with Paris Hilton apparel, Paris Hilton hair extentions, Paris Hilton purses, Paris Hilton shoes, Paris Hilton watches, Paris Hilton jewelry, Paris Hilton books, Paris Hilton music, now Paris pollutes graces the world with her fourth fragrance: Can Can.

Paris appeared on David Letterman to promote Can Can but Letterman was more interested in grilling her about her horrible experience in jail. After Dave suggested Hilton's time in the slammer would become her "contribution to the young people of this country", Paris grew visibly impatient and changed the subject back to her perfume, clothing line and horror film (or did she say "whore" film...I wasn't sure). When Hilton said her fragrance was inspired by the Moulin Rouge in Paris, I thought it might be more appropriate if her fragrance were inspired by the city's other legacy, Dog Poop Capital of the World. She could call it Crottes de Chien, a fancy-sounding French term for dog poop.

You know what's sick? If Paris did actually create this fragrance, it would probably fly off store shelves. Medium: ink on paper, digital color.