Introducing Celebrity Stench, the first all-purpose celebrity fragrance for the masses. Created by pouring every single bottle of celebrity fragrance ever created into a giant vat, Celebrity Stench is an amalgamation of all the celebrity traits you desire. Do you want the sexy sensuality of Jennifer Lopez, Usher, or Celine Dion? Do you yearn for the power and wealth of Donald Trump or Diddy? Do you wish to appear as attractive and alluring as Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? Now you can have it all and more with just one squirt of this amazing new fragrance breakthrough. Celebrity Stench is packaged in an economical 128 ounce plastic container and fitted with a convenient adjustable spray nozzle. Find Celebrity Stench at fine retail establishments such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Costco, and if you act now, you'll receive two bottles for the price of one. That's 256 ounces of scented liquified celebrity for the low price of only $19.99! Medium: ink on paper, digital color.
UPDATE: We've just learned Celebrity Stench has been recalled back to China due to dangerous levels of lead. We are sorry for the inconvenience.