Scandal Erupts Over Britney Spears Bartending Claims

Earlier this week, TMZ reported Britney Spears had inquired about becoming a bartender at the Viceroy hotel. Tipped off by an anonymous source, TMZ was told Britney's application was being held in the hotel's human resources department. A day later, Extra TV moves in for the kill and claims TMZ's Bartendin' Britney story is bogus. With arched back and bristling fur, TMZ swats back at Extra by publicly scolding them for breaking "reporting rules" and stealing the word "Shoptart". While TMZ and Extra were fighting over scraps, Holy Candy was busy preparing this comprehensive Britney Spears resume. It lists all her talents and achievements on one page so Brit will never have to waste time filling out lengthy applications at whichever random Taco Bell, Chevy's or Applebee's that happen to capture her whim. Medium: Photoshop composite of Manet's "A Bar at the Folies-Bergere" painting.

Comments

[mandi]

this is the most perfect thing i have ever seen.

you've turned a brilliant work of art into something equally as brilliant.

cris crocker and the scream are my absolutely favorite parts. genius.

[Derwood]

Fun! Right up there with Ron English's treatments of this famous Manet!

[Emma]

You are too brilliant, 14! Thanks for being sure to include Redbull, Cheeto's, and a ginormous Frappuccino with triple-extra whip. The only thing that's missing is a distressed looking teacup Yorkie...

You also depict the back of her hair *exactly* as I imagine it to be...truly a work of sci-fi horror genius...

[Oh, and thanks for linking to the Manet painting! Trying to remember the title was going to slowly kill me all day;) ]

[Marie]

I am busting out laughing, 14! This is hysterical. Look at those cheetos!! Har!

[just wonderin]

She looks so butch-bitch!

[Lisa_loves_art]

Hilarious, innovative use of a famous painting! Loving it!

[foxyblack]

TMZ removed the post you linked to. I think they realized how idiotic it was to scold Extra.

[Trilbynhiss]

I see they let meth-face Britney in the bar. *snicker*

[Elizebeth]

I love all the faces of Britney in the background!

[Fairlady Z]

Ahaha, perfect use of that horrible, irritating grimace she keeps bringing out for the cameras.

[midevil]

With all those clothes on, she's probably feeling really claustrophobic.

Good job!

[Dollface]

You are incredibly talented.

[Jujupiter]

She should totally have this picture on her resume!