Happy New Year From Paris Hilton

I'd like to wish everyone a very healthy, happy, inspired, and successful 2008. Be careful when celebrating your New Years Eve festivities - don't drink too much of that Paris Hilton champagne in a can or else you might find yourself naked, covered in gold paint, and slithering across an arid Martian landscape as you pine for your lost inheritance. Not a good way to start the year. Medium: graphite, watercolor and gouache in sketchbook.

UPDATE: Posting will resume on January 7. I'll also be announcing the Jamie Lynn Spears contest winner next week. There's more exciting news to share with you, but I must keep mum for now...and it's driving me crazy. Enjoy your weekend!

Comments

[stuck in AL]

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! What a great way to go into the New Year! I was so hoping you would do Paris in all her goldness. May you have many blessings come your way in 2008! You're the BEST, 14!

[D]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, 14 and all GOTA disciples.

Thanks for always putting a smile on my face with your oh-so-clever-and-brilliant pieces. Over and over again, you read my mind with your paintings. I'm so relieved to know that I'm not the only one who finds absurdity in the world around us. Nobody else captures that feeling quite the way you do.

Many blessings and best of luck in 2008.

[Jenn F.]

Happy New Year 14! And Happy New Year to the rest of you hilarious commenters!

I love what you chose for wrapping up 2007... this really was the perfect piece! The hands and feet are my favourite... then that wonky eye and nose. You do Paris great justice! Love ya.

[parissucksliterally]

I absolutely adore you. I have told so many people about this site, because I think you are fucking BRILLIANT.

Happy New Year 14, and may you truly be "discovered" for the talent you are in 2008.

-parissucksliterally

[gilmore]

Happy New Year 14!
This one really made me laugh out loud. So wonderfully accurate.
I know 2008 is going to be a wonderful year for you.
xoxo

[Cici]

Pure gold. (ha ha ha...?) I love you you somehow manage to make Paris look far more like herself than she does in her airbrushed state. Her awkwardness shines through.

Are you planning on doing your take on her new movie "The Hottie and the Nottie"? It seems like rich pickings for satire, especially since Paris is the hottie and the nottie is played by an actress clearly ten times more beautiful than she is. It took a lot of prosthetics to make Paris outshine her.

[Erik]

She looks an awful lot like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants, I'd never noticed the resemblance before. Very well captured!

[coffeegod]

Thank you for making 2007 bearable. Humor works. Also, thank you to all the other people out there who are way over celebutants and media whores. It is good to know I'm not alone.

[bonni]

Happy New Year, and thank you for all the many smiles you've given over the past year. I'm so happy to have discovered this blog and your excellent art and sense of humour. Let's drink (although NOT Paris Hilton Champaigne-in-a-Can, talk about classy!) to absurdity!

[midevil]

You did it! You did the pose! I knew you would! Ha!

[Peta]

I suppose she has to earn her money somehow, now that Grandpappy Hilton gave away a chunk of the family fortune.

Anyway - may 2008 be happy and prosperous for you, 14!

[vern]

Her hair wisps look like crab claws! Was that intentional or did I do too many mushrooms in the 70's?
love you many muches and happy holidays to all!

[Knox Bronson]

Did you see that picture of her a perezhilton, wearing a dress with J'[heart] Paris in huge script on it? Talking to Larry Birkhead of all people. Skank meet skank, in Las Vegas, of course. Maybe 2008 will be the year she goes away.

[mellen]

LOL.

You had to exaggerate those enormous HOOVES of hers. Heh! Those big giant big-toes. And her hook ass nose. Brilliant!

[Jujupiter]

Happy New Year 14!!

And just like Britney would say: "It's 2008 bitch!"

[T]

Ha, the nose is an awesome touch!! Nice.

[MK]

Champagne in a can. It's like a metaphor for her entire existence. Happy New Year 14!

[Becca]

She looks like some exotic kind of frog, bravo!XD

[Chansmom]

OMG! I saw the ad and just knew it was a matter of time. LOL! Those hands just crack me up when I see them. Love it!!!

[Demon Kitty]

Her body is so weird and funky. I love the fact that her grandfather is giving her fucking inheritance to charity. The Hiltons have enough.

Give it to a good cause man!!!!

[Shar]

AHAHA AHAHAHA! So on the money! Was there ever anyone ever more in lust with their own image?

[Javelin]

ahahaha this is fabulous. It looks like if you spray booze-in-a-can over Paris Hilton, she will go "I'm melllting!" and fall all over herself in some weird pose.

[Marie]

After looking at the photo link, she does have some ugly feet...

[M-Sama]

The one where she's crawling towards you is the creepiest one of all

[Chris]

Why do all my favorite bloggers live on the west coast? Big hugs from New York City. I love you. Poor Paris, though. How did you get her to sit for you?

[Violaine]

I want to wish you a very happy new year from Paris, France!!!! I'm addicted to your blog, I love it! and it helps practise english language!! Bon baisers de Paris, à bientôt,

[Amsterdam Hilton Perez]

Too bad they ran out of the paint for her looking hot. She just looks like a downscale pimped out fembot. I bet her vagina is chronic zirconium, which makes her herpes shiny.

[Pez]

Everyone go to eonline and read the Awful Truth Blind Vice. It's a thinly veiled reference to Paris. It's HORRIFYING and I hope she's thrown in jail.

[Plastic Sergeant]

Happy New Year 14! Thank you for your brilliant art works!