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Crystal

God, Jeff, I miss you!

A~nnelies

Jeff is the best

Viper Tetsu

Jeff Polage: One of 14's finest canvases. Period. End of fucking sentence.

Freaky Friday Hairstyles

Oh my gosh! This is definitely a candidate for Freaky Friday!

Tet Tet

You are hilarious!

Bella

JEFF IS BACK! How I've missed him. Love him like mad (love 14 too, but that goes without saying). I'm so simple-minded that no matter how many times I've looked at them, all I have to do is glance at the photo shoot with Jeff as Greasy Bear and I piss myself laughing. Not just a short chuckle either... I'm talking full-on pothead, extended peels of laughter.

I want someone to put Jeff's "Iron Man" appearance on YouTube so that I don't have to sit through the whole hour and a half just to see him.

Lucy

Awww, too cute! Although now I'm creeped out since seeing the actual Carrot Top photo.

If the next one is Pamela Anderson I hope you remember to draw on lots of faded tattoos. But how would you get his skin to sag and wrinkle just right? Hmmmmmm

Shelly

This is why I'm so in love with Jeff!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!
CALL ME!!!
K,
Bye.
Shells.

CPTWilly

A riot as usual.

Hey 14, did you disable RSS feeds? I haven't gotten a feed on my end since you reved GOTA back to full speed.

Laura @ Hungry and Frozen

Brilliance. I am SO glad that it's tape making his eyes look like that though.

Peta

I'd say Coco, but I think you'd need a couple of cantelopes AND a gigantic pumpkin. >:D

Knox Bronson

Remember the Stephen King book, IT ... the evil clown ... primordial evil ... defeated by sex in the end ... there is something so creepy about Carrot Top ... but that pic you and Jeffrey have done makes me laugh out loud! thanks, 14!

Derwood

My eyes! My eyes!
Oh, BTW, Michelle Duggar is preggers again. Another drawing soon?

that_girl

Heidi Montag?

Vern

Candyistas for CoCo!

OoLaLaFrenchGirl

This is too funny! Even with the scotch tape, eyeliner and horrific wig... Jeff still manages to look more natural than Carrot Top. That is one frightening guy(?)!!

Oh yea, I'm thinking blonde, hot pink bikini and cantaloupes = Pamela Anderson.

isobel

I love Jeff--these pictures are hilarious!

Jenn F.

The scotch tape was the perfect detail. Vive le Polage!

I think Kmoney might be right... I've got my money on Coco.

Cyclops Kitten Natividad

Yeah? Jeff Polage doing Carrot Top? Whatever, Jeff Polage! I'll be impressed when you do a Naked Bonaduce, Jeff Polage! Or perhaps a Polagian take on Cisco Adler would impress us out of our jaded state! We demand more Polage!

Eize

Blonde and cantaloupe-chested?

Posh Spice?

midevil

Coco! Coco! Coco!

Demon Kitty

The man deserves a fucking OSCAR.

Carrot Top scares the fuck out of me. I always feel like I am going to toss my lunch the minute he burns a hole in my retina. I can't figure out who is worse, Carrot Top or Pete Burns .... shudder ....

Rebecca

Oh my!!! I did miss Jeff!!! HILLARIOUS!!!!
My cash is on Heidi :D :D :D

Gabs

haha could it BE heidi? I secretly want it to be brooke hogan. it would be all the more fitting.

Jen

Please, please let it be Heidi. I really don't understand how that b***h got to be popular.

Vern

Kmoney-
It would take two cantaloupes AND two seedless watermelons to be Coco!

Erik

Excellent, excellent work!

Tracy27

My money's on Heidi Montag.

hope

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE JEFF!!!!!!!

Vern

Now there's a man willing to suffer (and make US suffer for his art!

Nathaniel R

wheeee. could Angelyne be next? You are in LA after all...

Kmoney

ooooooh, i bet it's gonna be Coco!!! can't wait, can't wait, can't wait!!!!

El Payo

Pamela Anderson?

AnneMaa

Too funny! I think lots people use scotch tape. I see them all over celeb blogs.

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