Rachael Ray's Dog Food Kicks Off Disturbing Celebrity Chef Trend

Rachael Ray has planted the seed of what is sure to be the next big thing for celebrity chefs. Rach just announced her new dog food "Nutrish" and it's full of "real meat and veggies" with just a "dash of EVOO". Hey, sounds better than some of the recipes for her human food! She's giving a portion of Nutrish sales to pet charities, so I can't tease her too much about it. 

However... Because celebrity chefs can't seem to get enough of hawking books, magazines, endorsements and branded items such as condiments, kitchen bobble heads, cookware, and deep fryers, we can be fairly certain other big name chefs will announce their own brands of dog food. A sampling:  

Mario Batali will offer a premium dog food "inspired" by the flavors of Italy.

Hell's Kitchen chef Gordon Ramsay will further cash in on his draconian image by offering a branded premium canine cuisine aimed at aggressive breeds such as Dobermans, German Shepards and Chihuahuas.

Paula Deen just cain't help herself y'aaaaaal. She'll debut a dawg fewd inspired by her down home Southern cookin' and will include such tasty vittles as Bubba's Country Fried Steak and savory Sausage Pie.

It's only a matter of time, you just wait and see. Medium: ink on paper, secret elf technology and photoshop. Much thanks to Leslie for the alert.