A Couple of Babies Were Born Yesterday

Approximately 300,000 babies were born worldwide yesterday. Among them were little Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Pitt-Jolie. Much congratulations to Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and family, and much congratulations to the other families around the globe who also brought little bundles of joy into the world. Medium: photo composite, digital paint.

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[David and Ellen]

AUTHENTICATION OF GOD’S APOSTLE TO THE GENTILES

Chosen by GOD :

Act:9:1: And Saul, yet breathing out threatenings and slaughter against the disciples of the Lord, went unto the high priest,
Act:9:2: And desired of him letters to Damascus to the synagogues, that if he found any of this way, whether they were men or women, he might bring them bound unto Jerusalem.
Act:9:3: And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:
Act:9:4: And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me?
Act:9:5: And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutEst: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
Act:9:6: And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do? And the Lord said unto him, Arise, and go into the city, and it shall be told thee what thou must do.
Act:9:7: And the men which journeyed with him stood speechless, hearing a voice, but seeing no man.
Act:9:8: And Saul arose from the earth; and when his eyes were opened, he saw no man: but they led him by the hand, and brought him into Damascus.
Act:9:9: And he was three days without sight, and neither did eat nor drink.
Act:9:10: And there was a certain disciple at Damascus, named Ananias; and to him said the Lord in a vision, Ananias. And he said, Behold, I am here, Lord.
Act:9:11: And the Lord said unto him, Arise, and go into the street which is called Straight, and enquire in the house of Judas for one called Saul, of Tarsus: for, behold, he prayeth,
Act:9:12: And hath seen in a vision a man named Ananias coming in, and putting his hand on him, that he might receive his sight.
Act:9:13: Then Ananias answered, Lord, I have heard by many of this man, how much evil he hath done to thy saints at Jerusalem:
Act:9:14: And here he hath authority from the chief priests to bind all that call on thy name.
Act:9:15: But the Lord said unto him, Go thy way: for he is a chosen vessel unto me, to bear my name before the Gentiles, and kings, and the children of Israel:
Act:9:16: For I will shew him how great things he must suffer for my name's sake.
Act:9:17: And Ananias went his way, and entered into the house; and putting his hands on him said, Brother Saul, the Lord, even Jesus, that appeared unto thee in the way as thou camest, hath sent me, that thou mightest receive thy sight, and be filled with the Holy Ghost.
Act:9:18: And immediately there fell from his eyes as it had been scales: and he received sight forthwith, and arose, and was baptized.
Act:9:19: And when he had received meat, he was strengthened. Then was Saul certain days with the disciples which were at Damascus.
Act:9:20: And straightway he preached Christ in the synagogues, that he is the Son of God.
Act:9:21: But all that heard him were amazed, and said; Is not this he that destroyed them which called on this name in Jerusalem, and came hither for that intent, that he might bring them bound unto the chief priests?
Act:9:22: But Saul increased the more in strength, and confounded the Jews which dwelt at Damascus, proving that this is very Christ.

UNIQUE LY Instructed by CHRIST:

Gal:1:11: But I certify you, brethren, that the gospel which was preached of me is not after man.
Gal:1:12: For I neither received it of man, neither was I taught it, but by the revelation of Jesus Christ.

Eph:2:22: In whom ye also are builded together for an habitation of God through the Spirit.
Eph:3:1: For this cause I Paul, the prisoner of Jesus Christ for you Gentiles,
Eph:3:2: If ye have heard of the dispensation of the grace of God which is given me to you-ward:
Eph:3:3: How that by revelation he made known unto me the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words,
Eph:3:4: Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ)
Eph:3:5: Which in other ages was not made known unto the sons of men, as it is now revealed unto his holy apostles and prophets by the Spirit;
Eph:3:6: That the Gentiles should be fellowheirs, and of the same body, and partakers of his promise in Christ by the gospel:
Eph:3:7: Whereof I was made a minister, according to the gift of the grace of God given unto me by the effectual working of his power.
Eph:3:8: Unto me, who am less than the least of all saints, is this grace given, that I should preach among the Gentiles the unsearchable riches of Christ;
Eph:3:9: And to make all men see what is the fellowship of the mystery, which from the beginning of the world hath been hid in God, who created all things by Jesus Christ:
Eph:3:10: To the

Paul claims THE MINISTRY; OF THE DISPENSATION OF THE GRACE OF GOD:

Act:20:24: But none of these things move me, neither count I my life dear unto myself, so that I might finish my course with joy, and the ministry, which I have received of the Lord Jesus, to testify the gospel of the grace of God.
Rom:11:13: For I speak to you Gentiles, inasmuch as I am the apostle of the Gentiles,
I magnify mine office:

Eph:3:2: If ye have heard of the dispensation of the grace of God which is given me to you-ward:

Rom:1:1: Paul, a servant of Jesus Christ, called to be an apostle, separated unto the gospel of God,

Rom:2:16: In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel.

Rom:15:16: That I should be the minister of Jesus Christ to the Gentiles, ministering the gospel of God, that the offering up of the Gentiles might be acceptable, being sanctified by the Holy Ghost.
Rom:15:17: I have therefore whereof I may glory through Jesus Christ in those things which pertain to God.
Rom:15:18: For I will not dare to speak of any of those things which Christ hath not wrought by me, to make the Gentiles obedient, by word and deed,
Rom:15:19: Through mighty signs and wonders, by the power of the Spirit of God; so that from Jerusalem, and round about unto Illyricum, I have fully preached the gospel of Christ.
Rom:15:20: Yea, so have I strived to preach the gospel, not where Christ was named, lest I should build upon another man's foundation:

Authentication of Paul by Ananias:

Act:9:10: And there was a certain disciple at Damascus, named Ananias; and to him said the Lord in a vision, Ananias. And he said, Behold, I am here, Lord.
Act:9:11: And the Lord said unto him, Arise, and go into the street which is called Straight, and enquire in the house of Judas for one called Saul, of Tarsus: for, behold, he prayeth,
Act:9:12: And hath seen in a vision a man named Ananias coming in, and putting his hand on him, that he might receive his sight.
Act:9:13: Then Ananias answered, Lord, I have heard by many of this man, how much evil he hath done to thy saints at Jerusalem:
Act:9:14: And here he hath authority from the chief priests to bind all that call on thy name.
Act:9:15: But the Lord said unto him, Go thy way: for he is a chosen vessel unto me, to bear my name before the Gentiles, and kings, and the children of Israel:
Act:9:16: For I will shew him how great things he must suffer for my name's sake.
Act:9:17: And Ananias went his way, and entered into the house; and putting his hands on him said, Brother Saul, the Lord, even Jesus, that appeared unto thee in the way as thou camest, hath sent me, that thou mightest receive thy sight, and be filled with the Holy Ghost.

Authentication of Paul by Joses, (Called Barnabas***Son of Consolation )

Act:4:36: And Joses, who by the apostles was surnamed Barnabas, (which is, being interpreted, The son of consolation,) a Levite, and of the country of Cyprus,
Act:4:37: Having land, sold it, and brought the money, and laid it at the apostles' feet.

Act:9:26: And when Saul was come to Jerusalem, he assayed to join himself to the disciples: but they were all afraid of him, and believed not that he was a disciple.
Act:9:27: But Barnabas took him, and brought him to the apostles, and declared unto them how he had seen the Lord in the way, and that he had spoken to him, and how he had preached boldly at Damascus in the name of Jesus.
Act:9:28: And he was with them coming in and going out at Jerusalem.

Authentication by all the SPIRIT LED BELIEVERS:

1Co:14:37: If any man think himself to be a prophet, or spiritual, let him acknowledge that the things that I write unto you are the commandments of the Lord.

Authentication by James the brother of OUR LORD, and those who were Pillars at Jerusalem:

Gal:2:6: But of these who seemed to be somewhat, (whatsoever they were, it maketh no matter to me: God accepteth no man's person:) for they who seemed to be somewhat in conference added nothing to me:
Gal:2:7: But contrariwise, when they saw that the gospel of the uncircumcision was committed unto me, as the gospel of the circumcision was unto Peter;
Gal:2:8: (For he that wrought effectually in Peter to the apostleship of the circumcision, the same was mighty in me toward the Gentiles:)
Gal:2:9: And when James, Cephas, and John, who seemed to be pillars, perceived the grace that was given unto me, they gave to me and Barnabas the right hands of fellowship; that we should go unto the heathen, and they unto the circumcision.

Authentication by the Corinthians who required proof:

2Co:13:2: I told you before, and foretell you, as if I were present, the second time; and being absent now I write to them which heretofore have sinned, and to all other, that, if I come again, I will not spare:
2Co:13:3: Since ye seek a proof of Christ speaking in me, which to you-ward is not weak, but is mighty in you.

Authentication from Peter himself:

2Pe:3:15: And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written unto you;
2Pe:3:16: As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.

Authentication from the BIBLE:

2Ti:3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
2Ti:3:17: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

2Pe:1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
2Pe:1:21: For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

GOD’S DIRECTIONS FOR SEEING THIS TRUTH OF GOD: “THE DISPENSATION OF THE GRACE OF GOD”.

2Ti:2:15: Study to shew thyself approved unto God,
a workman that needeth not to be ashamed,
rightly dividing the word of truth.

2Ti:2:2: And the things that thou hast heard of me among many witnesses,
the same
commit thou to faithful men,
who shall be able to teach others also.

David and Ellen Liles
THE LORD JESUS CHRIST’S AMBASSADOR’S TRUST
Dliles1017@aol.com
Tel: +442083972719

[angelgurl]

don't get me wrong or anything - but those babies look so much like those anoying crying babies you see on the TV. Congrates you and Brad but yah. they look so ugly but yet cute.

[lofrety]

omg they are so cute but you are not bite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg sy

[MamaSarah]

You folks are all so emotionally invested in this argument that does not need to be an argument. WTF??

[phlegmfatale]

...speaking of hating on, I'm baffled at how the previous jolie-pitt intercourse trophy is looking so undeniably Voight-esque, and yet still manages to be incredibly cute. It's funny to think how the sight of her daughter looking so much like Jon must be a dazzling reminder of Angie's bad blood with Pops.

Hee.

[Demon Kitty]

I don't visit this site enough these days. I really need to get my ass back here on a regular basis. This shit is too entertaining.

[Jenn F.]

LOL

Please tell me that BoycottLINKSdotcom's comments are another tongue-in-cheek joke like the rest of it! It must be... no one could really be that blind to the entire point.

She'll be pretty busy trying to let all three million people know about it, too. That is, if she can ever stop repeatedly cutting and pasting chunks of her rant around the internet. The big lips on the babies were OBVIOUSLY because of Angelina's big lips. What a dumb-ass.

Obviously a nerve was struck. *shakes head*

[14]

Um, the infant's lips are big and puffy because Angelina's lips are big and puffy. You know, genes and all.

[confused]

Thank you, BoycottLINKSdotCom for the brilliant satire. I must admit that at first I thought that comment was genuine, but upon rereading it I decided that it was a well played joke. Here's why it works:

Firstly, the first five paragraphs of the comment repeat themselves almost word for word in the sixth paragraph. I will take note of that in the future when I create pieces meant to mock the intelligence of the group I'm representing. An understated and excellent touch!

Secondly, playing the race card. At first you're a bit mortified for the commenter and angered that anyone could be so stupid. But once you realize the post is a cunning social commentary about the Brangeloonie mind-set you realize that this was the piece-de-resistance that really takes BoycottLINKSdotCom's comment from mindless drivel to absurdist genius. Brava!

It was a joke, right?

[BoycottLINKSdotCom]

Oh gee -- here's a word of advice, to both websites who don't want the trajillion hits the words 'brangelina' generate, and the retards who claim their so sick of Brad & Angelina and their kids - how about NOT buying magazines, tabloids, and visiting websites where people talk about them?!

I guarantee you it's a surefire winner way to express your nonchalance and disinterest.

You're not coming across as THAT genuine, or sincere in your POV when you post 24/7 365 on their threads, OR when you post little blog burbs demonstrating how you know EXACTLY where the so-called 'brangeloonies,' post, and compiling a 'best of,' anthology.

Kind of makes it seem, you're a f**king EXPERT on the Jolie-Pitts your damned self.

I guarantee you it's a surefire winner way to express your CLAIMED nonchalance and disinterest (shyeah, riiiight).

See, here's the thing...you're not coming across as THAT genuine, or sincere in your self-righteous indignation and POV when you post 24/7 365 on their threads making snarky comments, OR when you post your little blog burbs demonstrating how you know EXACTLY where the so-called 'brangeloonies,' post, and compiling a 'best of,' anthology, along with a painstaking analysis of their psychological makeup. All of THAT, implies that you are more than a bit familiar, and that you're about a half step away from stalkerdom your damned self.

It actually even sounds like you're a f**king EXPERT on the Jolie-Pitts. Dead giveaway.

Word of advice by an example: see, I could give a sh*t about Ashley Simpson. THAT is why I've never been on an 'Ashley Simpson thread,' posting about her, and couldn't tell you where one was if you held a gun to my head. THAT, is how it works when you do not care. Capiche?

You, however, seem to know, not ONLY all about the Jolie Pitts, but also about the millions of fans that post daily about them -- THAT means your kind of, like, a big, f**king liar obsessed with them yourself.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Oh! BY the WAY -- ...the pics of the babies, with the photoshopped colored in and inflated big pale pink lips, are more than vaguely RACIST - they look like those old cartoon caricatures of 'Negroes,' back in the early part of the 20th century, designed to make blacks look like buffons and demonize them. Not that I'm telling you something you don't know, right 'Gallery of the Absurd,' folks?? Way to deliver the bizarro racial slurs against Brad & Angelina and their kids.

Oh, I get it -- they adopt kids of all ethnicities, so you were just trying to bring the point home, that that is a bad thing and something to make fun of. The pictures of their kids, all the brown ones anyway, are quite unflattering. But that's part of the ridicule, I get it. I'm sure that was deliberate.

Adorable pic of the blond baby though.

Hmmm...I guess that, FOR THOSE of YOU who RUN this WEBSITE, *THAT* is the ultimate insult: likening two newborns to racist black caricatures??

I'd say you had some pretty vile, envious old jealous shrews, working behind the scenes to go there...I mean you really have popped your corks in unjustified hatred and bitterness, when you start wading into KKK territory. Get help.

In the meantime, I'll tell all of the 3 million loonies, to block your website since you're just so fed up? Kay?

Kay.

[Demon Kitty]

Lemur,

You do a disservice to lemurs everywhere. How dare you!

Sometimes, you got to let the flood gates open CPT Willy. I feel so much better now.

[Jenn F.]

I see your point, Cyclops... it's not interesting to anyone else when someone has a baby. But to the parents who have the kid, it certainly is pretty special, unique, and interesting. Why the rest of the world is interested in someone else's kid though does remain a mystery.

Lemur, the point of this site is to satirize and poke fun at celebrity culture. It doesn't look like 14 "hates" the attention that the twin's birth is garnering... I'd say she's just baffled and amused by it. "or start posting on other, more important things" ~ this isn't a news site. It's all just for fun.

[Vern]

I have to agree with the fabulous CPT Willy here, I don't get Lemur's point either. How does shutting down a site that provides brilliant satire, essentialy putting one's head in the sand, improve anything or make a statement?

[CPT Willy]

Demon Kitty, tell how you really feel. You can be honest here. We are your friends.

Lemur, I miss your point.

[Lemur]

You know what? If you hate all of the attention that the twins' birth is garnering, then just don't ad to it. We get it, its just two more babies in the world, nothing spectacular. If you really want to make a statement about our celebrity obsessed culture ( which you are adding to, btw) then shut down your goddamn site or start posting on other, more important things.

[Cyclops Kitten Natividad]

Anything that's been done over 6 billion times in the last 100 years isn't special, unique or even particularly interesting. Get over it, breeders.

[Demon Kitty]

Who gives a shit about the Brangelina babies!!!!!

YOU HEAR ME ALL YOU FUCKING CRAZY ASS CINDERELLA/EUGENIC FANTASY MORON CUNTS WHO DON'T HAVE A LIFE???????? WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE BRANGELINA KIDS????????

I envision a 20 foot high fake white wedding cake. There are 2 statues of Brad and Angelina in the bride and groom attire on the very top! They are made out of plastic. They are surrounded by their ever expanding brood. All the Brangeloonies surround the cake. They are all on their knees praying that they can realize the same kind of pregnancy/porn/ relationship/breeding/eugenic fantasy extravaganza - that doesn't really exist - that, while beating off frantically and furiously at the same time.

Now that she's popped them out, I am sure she'll be getting out the lighter, the tablespoon, the band, the syringe, and the necessary ingredient to celebrate.

I wonder what Brad's bad habits are? Can they compare?

[CPT Willy]

Really? First I had heard of it.

Oh, we are having split pea soup for supper; which I think is more newsworthy than the P-J babies.