Talking Presidential Candidate Dolls: So Truly Real
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Now this is definitely the most adorable talking Senator John McCain. You’ll be amazed by their expressive little faces, animated limbs and so much more. doll collection around this election season! Sure to bring a giddy smile to the faces of both liberals and conservatives – at least until November 4 – this first-ever collection of Talking Presidential Candidate Dolls® features lifelike vinyl replicas of Democratic candidate and Republican candidate
They ramble and mislead like a real politician!
Pull Barack Obama’s string, and he will awe and inspire you with his heaven-sent baritone voice, which makes his vague, oft-repeated promises of “hope” and “change” sound like angels singing in divine harmony. And watch as Obama politely, yet frequently, raises his hand to interrupt his opponent! Just don’t pull the string too hard, or Obama doll will hem and haw with unintelligible fillers such as “uh” or confuse you by encoding his promises in the inviolable language of math. Sample mind-numbing mathematical phrases include:
"Fifty percent tax credit!”
"Cut taxes for 95 percent of workers!”
"If you make $250,000 a year or less..."
“Ninety-eight make less than $250,000…”
Don’t bother shaking the lanky, lovable doll to make him stop. The Barack Obama doll is so unflappable, you can throw him against the wall and he still smiles from ear to ear!
When you pull the McCain doll’s string, watch out for the cloud of dust! He will pump his adorable fists of fury as he spends more time bashing his opponent than trumpeting his own ideas. Listen as McCain growls eye-roll-worthy rhetoric over and over again:
"Who is the real Barack Obama?"
"The fundamentals of our economy are strong!"
"I know how to fix the entire world!"
Handcrafted by master artisans and available exclusively from the U.S. Department of Toys and Doll Services, each of the Presidential Candidate® collection is more appealing than the puppet currently in the White House. Don't delay! Intense demand is expected for these little charmers, so order now. in this Talking