Talking Presidential Candidate Dolls: So Truly Real
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Available in 2 installments of $30.00 US
Now this is definitely the most adorable talking presidential candidate doll collection around this election season! Sure to bring a giddy smile to the faces of both liberals and conservatives – at least until November 4 – this first-ever collection of Talking Presidential Candidate Dolls® features lifelike vinyl replicas of Democratic candidate Senator Barack Obama and Republican candidate Senator John McCain. You’ll be amazed by their expressive little faces, animated limbs and so much more.
They ramble and mislead like a real politician!
Pull Barack Obama’s string, and he will awe and inspire you with his heaven-sent baritone voice, which makes his vague, oft-repeated promises of “hope” and “change” sound like angels singing in divine harmony. And watch as Obama politely, yet frequently, raises his hand to interrupt his opponent! Just don’t pull the string too hard, or Obama doll will hem and haw with unintelligible fillers such as “uh” or confuse you by encoding his promises in the inviolable language of math. Sample mind-numbing mathematical phrases include:
"Fifty percent tax credit!”
"Cut taxes for 95 percent of workers!”
"If you make $250,000 a year or less..."
“Ninety-eight make less than $250,000…”
Don’t bother shaking the lanky, lovable doll to make him stop. The Barack Obama doll is so unflappable, you can throw him against the wall and he still smiles from ear to ear!
When you pull the McCain doll’s string, watch out for the cloud of dust! He will pump his adorable fists of fury as he spends more time bashing his opponent than trumpeting his own ideas. Listen as McCain growls eye-roll-worthy rhetoric over and over again:
"Who is the real Barack Obama?"
"The fundamentals of our economy are strong!"
"My friends…"
"I know how to fix the entire world!"
Handcrafted by master artisans and available exclusively from the U.S. Department of Toys and Doll Services, each of the collectible dolls in this Talking Presidential Candidate® collection is more appealing than the puppet currently in the White House. Don't delay! Intense demand is expected for these little charmers, so order now.
Medium: ink on paper, digital color. Concept created by GOTA and Holy Candy. Text and post written by Candy Kirby.
McCains teeth are awesome. Are they removable so I can soak them in some kind of denture cleaner?
xo
Posted by: Cindy Bokma | October 21, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Beautiful. Nice balance between the two... hopefully we'll see few whiners leaving comments. God I can't wait for this election to be over.
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | October 21, 2008 at 02:52 PM
I want my McCain doll to be wearing a squirrell pin made from the rarest ivory, please!
Posted by: Vern | October 21, 2008 at 03:42 PM
Ah. Ah ha. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Oh. That is too good. Oh! It's perfect. I love it.
"Hope", "Change"
"Pumping fist action"
Oh ho ho ho ho. Oh. Your GOOD!
Posted by: CPTWilly | October 21, 2008 at 07:40 PM
If only the Olsen twins figured into all of this somehow, then it would be extra super perfect. As it is, its merely super perfect. Really nicely done!
Posted by: Erik | October 21, 2008 at 09:14 PM
I hope that a future version of the McCain doll has his eyes popping out staring at the Sarah P-doll's ass ... like they do in real life. But I guess we'll need the Sara P-doll first.
It's very quiet around here.
Posted by: Knox Bronson | October 22, 2008 at 12:39 AM
I'm holding out for the Caribou Barbie doll, myself.
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | October 22, 2008 at 05:37 AM
These are great! Where do you go for the dust refills?
Posted by: midevil | October 22, 2008 at 08:40 AM
Your renditions of McCain just keep getting better and better....
Will the VP dolls be out in time for the
Christmas seasonPost-Turkey-binge shopping frenzy??Posted by: Maggie | October 22, 2008 at 04:06 PM
McCain looks like he can smash a beer can on his head.
Posted by: Dooder city | October 23, 2008 at 08:12 PM
Hey, what happened to the Palin art posts? They were disturbing but brilliant. Did you get death threats or something?
Posted by: Kipling | October 23, 2008 at 09:11 PM
Admit it, you took this picture as your McCain model and added some teeth:
http://www.stanford.edu/~bhackett/monterey-2005-01-23/pages/monkeyface-eel-(b).html
Posted by: Monkey Pants | October 23, 2008 at 09:17 PM
yeah, what's with the disappearance of the Palin art? I hope you're not in any kind of trouble for posting those.....just as I hope I'm not in any trouble for spreading (and crediting!) Zina Saunders' work in the VegWeb forums...
Oh, and I also posted this lovely gem in the same forum: http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=24606.msg251974#msg251974
that makes at least three times I've mentioned your work on VegWeb...I hope you don't mind the (potential) added publicity. :-)
Posted by: Maggie | October 24, 2008 at 12:10 AM
Q: What happened to the Palin Guest Artist Post?
A. My mom didn't like it.
I can handle mean comments, I can handle unsolicited advice, I can handle vicious personal attacks from raving lunatics, and I can even handle being called a "talentless hack" and "liberal commie pig" -- but when my sweet Southern Magnolia of a mother says to me "Honey, I found those paintings offensive", I simply fall apart at the seams. So yeah, I took them down for my mom.
xoxo
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Posted by: 14 | October 24, 2008 at 09:13 AM
Damn, 14, you and Giger! Both of you listen to your mothers! Bah!
Posted by: midevil | October 24, 2008 at 01:04 PM
I love Bam's halo and the steam coming from McCain's ears. McCain could also be saying, "you kids get off of my lawn!!!"
Posted by: moon unit | October 24, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Art that crosses the political aisle! I love it!
Posted by: Noelegy | October 25, 2008 at 09:59 AM
I'm lovin' Grampy McCain's yellow Chiclet teefs!
Posted by: DoodleWhore.com | October 25, 2008 at 03:43 PM
Mums! I know what you mean, (guess it was the beaver pic, huh?) but I still can't figure why the Ang J breastfeeder got to stay.
Posted by: Earl | October 30, 2008 at 02:05 PM