Miniature Loose Cannon Doll Collection
$69.99 (+ raised tax for those making more than $250,000/year)
Behold the most precious member of the Talking Vice Presidential Candidate Doll® collection! This Amtrak-riding senator is a real handful, from threatening his own running mate about gun control issues, to admitting Hillary Clinton would have made a better vice presidential candidate, to displaying an embarrassing lack of knowledge about the Franklin D. Roosevelt years.
He sticks his foot in his mouth over and over again!
Pull the Joe Biden Doll’s string, then sit back and watch as he repeatedly inserts his foot into his own mouth:
"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America !"
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya" (to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair)
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy" (re: Barack Obama)
Experience an astounding level of cringe-worthy gaffes with this Talking Vice Presidential Candidate® Doll! Available exclusively from the U.S. Department of Toys and Doll Services, the lifelike Joe doll is a remarkable addition to the collection, which also includes the adorable Obama, McCain and Palin talking dolls. Joe arrives in a blue suit, and even comes with FREE hair plugs, Botox needle and extra veneers. Don't wait, strong demand for this loose cannon is expected -- order now! Medium: ink on paper, digital color. Concept created by GOTA and Holy Candy. Text and post written by Candy Kirby.