I'm a little late in posting this, but Gallery of the Absurd, Stinkerbell and Crabby would like to wish everyone a very peaceful and happy 2009. Multiple requests came in to draw the Paris Hilton Tinkerbell controversy, so I went ahead and gave it a shot. I don't know about you, but I'd love to see Paris Hilton cast as a gangly oversized Tinkerbell in a bad Disney movie. Now that's entertainment. Medium: ink on paper, digital color.
"Showed some comedy prowess" in that dumb-ass youtube video? More like, read off a freaking cue-card.
Crabbybell for president?
Posted by: Nicol3 | February 11, 2009 at 07:58 AM
Did you hear about this? Paris candidly reveals her TRUE number of sexual partners! Do you think she was exaggerating? lol
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Paris_Hilton:_Ive_only_had_sex_with_a_couple_of_guys&in_article_id=463197&in_page_id=7
Posted by: Erick | January 08, 2009 at 09:09 PM
The butt reminds me of Strawberry Shortcake. Hmmm...
Posted by: midevil | January 08, 2009 at 09:09 PM
You never fail to amaze, particularly how you continue to crank out the most hilarious, beautifully rendered pieces. The wonk... the genital warts... all exquisite. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! Sorry, it was hard to say that with a straight face. Even though it's true. You're a genius, my friend.
FREE CRABBY!
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | January 07, 2009 at 04:42 PM
I personally loved the size 12 drag queen feet. A movie about never growing up.. hmmmmmmmmmm
I thought you were banned from showing Paris
and her crustation hangers on under threat of legal action.
Posted by: glenn maguire | January 07, 2009 at 04:42 PM
I can't fathom EVER watching the movie, but if you did a cartoon based on the above image, I would be first in line.
Posted by: Mockazine | January 07, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Paris as Tinkerbell? Because there aren't enough people who think Tinkerbell is a stuck-up wench, right?
Posted by: Peta | January 07, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Crabby's back! Yay! He's the cutest li'l venereal parasite on the planet.
You made Stinkerbell's ass lesions look like candy sprinkles, which makes me laugh like a goddamn idjit and is, in my mind, more manifest evidence of your aesthetic genius.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | January 07, 2009 at 09:29 AM
Poor crabby! I want him to be happy so badly! Poor little thing. You know the world will be recovering from God Knows What when we no longer have to look at this bitch! It can't happen soon enough ... Dear god! How long must it take???
Posted by: Sweet Subversion | January 07, 2009 at 09:29 AM
After Stinkerbell, Scrabby?
Posted by: Jujupiter | January 07, 2009 at 09:29 AM
Well Disney did do a movie about a hooker...
Posted by: smcpatrick | January 06, 2009 at 02:47 PM
Well, at least she was good in Repo the Genetic Opera.
Posted by: lameo | January 06, 2009 at 11:32 AM
right ... disney is going to put a woman whose only claim to fame is a sex tape in a movie as tinkerbell. not even disney could be that stupid.
Posted by: Knox Bronson | January 06, 2009 at 09:28 AM
I love how the crab is always crying, he's so miserable with her. lol
Posted by: Birdie | January 06, 2009 at 09:28 AM
She looks more like Pinoccchio. No offense to Pinocchio.
Posted by: Psychochick | January 05, 2009 at 02:20 PM
Ahhhhhh, Yeeaaaah,.. "STINKERBELLE'S BACK!"
(......,, and "14" Too!).
Posted by: The Mave | January 05, 2009 at 12:54 PM
"Ahhhh, BULLSEYE!"
Posted by: The Mave | January 05, 2009 at 12:54 PM
Nice boils on her ass lol
Happy New Year 14
Posted by: Van Chick | January 05, 2009 at 12:29 PM
now thats some funny stuff....luv it cheers distortrait
Posted by: distortrait | January 05, 2009 at 12:29 PM
Ahhh, Happy New Year 14!
Always with the class and restraint. You didn't give her a penis, you gave her a magic wand.
Love the 'magic' and flora of this piece.
XOXO
Vern
Posted by: vern | January 05, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Poor Crabby. Save him.
Posted by: smcpatrick | January 05, 2009 at 10:03 AM
The hands! They scare me.
Posted by: Allan | January 05, 2009 at 12:40 AM