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February 03, 2009 in Madonna | Permalink
That's what she looks like NOW!
Constructive criticism: needs a bigger gap in the teeth.
She could whistle through that thing!
Collectible Plates |
May 09, 2009 at 01:28 AM
HAHA that made me laugh SO hard I nearly snorted my water! Thank you!
February 18, 2009 at 02:04 PM
This is marvelously drawn, you are so talented dear 14. Bravo!
February 13, 2009 at 01:08 PM
Holy hell this is some funny shit! Both of these Madonna posts are (horrifyingly) accurate and hilarious.
February 10, 2009 at 04:39 PM
I love Madonna and would love to look that good at that age but this made me laugh out loud. You are brilliant 14! :)
February 08, 2009 at 05:21 PM
Do you know who Dora Hall is? She was a sixty-something heiress to the Solo Cup fortune, and all through the seventies, she used her millions in an attempt to become a big music and TV star.
For years her records (demented Granny-goes-hip covers of The Stones' "Satisfaction" and "Hang On Sloopy" by the McCoys, among others) and Videotapes of her weird vanity-project TV shows were given away free with Solo Cup proofs of purchase. With her wan vanilla cotton candy matron hair and weathered benign-vulture beak, Dora was one unlikely and bizarre would-be pop star.
But you, Quatorze, have nailed one reality that galvanizes me to the core: Madonna looks a little like a young Dora Hall. And in this picture, Madge looks EXACTLY like frickin' Dora Hall as I know her. A skeezy, conceited Dora Hall. And The Material Matron's records have been making Dora's sound positively hip for the last decade-plus.
Of course, this is scary and horrific genius. I will dream dark and disturbing (liver-spotted) things tonight. Thanks.
Viper Tetsu |
February 07, 2009 at 12:40 PM
Oh. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
Hell On Wheels |
February 07, 2009 at 05:08 AM
But not for her!
job nurse |
February 06, 2009 at 03:04 PM
Looking into the eyes of Madonna the Gorgon will turn thee to stone.
Mike Wallster |
February 06, 2009 at 07:57 AM
14 your work is so absolutely awesome! I love and it and enjoy it often! :)
I would say that yes Madge is gross and I don't like her...BUT I will say this: she gets points for trying to look younger (even though she takes it too far). I mean I hate the way old ladies jack their pants up under their boobs and get the awful, short, curly, sheep hairdo!!! Every one tries to look like the next person! It's SO boring and unattractive! I think it's important to be unique and not give a rats ass what others think! She is trying to be different. I will give her that much.
February 05, 2009 at 09:46 PM
my gosh...I can't believe you've only got 14 comments for this one... I've been watching your website for over a year(my first comment btw) .......and I absolutely LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!
Super Cristal |
February 05, 2009 at 01:58 PM
My stomach hurts from laughing!
Shit! This is hilarious.
Take a bow because you, sir, are fantastic.
February 04, 2009 at 09:01 AM
So horrifically bad, but so good at the same time. I can't look away - my retinas might never recover.
February 04, 2009 at 03:11 AM
Oh! Now I know what I'm gonna be for Halloween this year! Thanks 14!
February 03, 2009 at 08:10 PM
When money is your master, there is no such thing as dignity!
What a brilliant piece, 14!
February 03, 2009 at 07:49 PM
I used to love Madonna, and sadly, she is becoming the perfect victim for your work, 14.
Madge, you're 50, not 25. Spare us the itty bitty undies, please!
February 03, 2009 at 03:56 PM
Jesus fucking penis! Barf! Blech! Wretch! Madonna is soo nast-ay!
I agree with Ellen and Red 100%.
Madonna is not aging well at all. She does not have the type of face that ages well. La tee tah. Whatever. You are too funny 14!
sweet subversion |
February 03, 2009 at 02:19 PM
The thigh ripples are what got me.
That, plus her sultry "come hither" stare. Why must you be burdened with such talent?
a rabid, drooling fan |
February 03, 2009 at 01:50 PM
I gagged.. but I love love love this..awesome parody.
February 03, 2009 at 01:04 PM
Now THATs a Quaker.
February 03, 2009 at 11:26 AM
She looks like a cat about to clean herself. LOL, she is so nasty.
February 03, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Bwaaaaaaaaaah! Looks JUST like her (30 years from now). There is such a thing as sexy at 50 (or beyond!) but Madonna's insistence on behaving like a 20-year-old vamp is downright silly. Have some dignity, Madge!!!
February 03, 2009 at 11:03 AM
I'm afraid Madge may just turn out like that. EXACTLY like that.
February 03, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Brilliant! Although I must say, I find Madonna and her crotch to be just as nauseating now as it will be in 30 years!
February 03, 2009 at 09:34 AM
OMG! We seriously need to get your art onto cocktail napkins, mugs, and magnets. The world needs to see your art. My hubby laughed so hard at the Depends one. ha ha ha!
February 03, 2009 at 09:28 AM
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