I was flattered when Brooke phoned me up and begged me to illustrate her album cover, but imagine my dismay when she coldly rejected the finished product (above) and went with another artist (below) instead. I followed all her guidelines and direction too. She wanted to be portrayed as an angel ascending from heaven, her snowy blonde hair flowing in the celestial ether, sparkles and glitter swirling around her as rays of ethereal light bathed her exposed skin with an angelic glow...but it just wasn't good enough. Brooke Hogan has high standards, and I failed.
Source of inspiration: Dlisted.
,... She shoulda' at least went with her "High Standards" link mode concept-wise for the cover art.
It would've been more closer to truth.
Posted by: The Mave | June 03, 2009 at 09:42 PM
She blew it!
She had a chance to have something truly original & very humorous, and she went with the piffle depiction. In addition, she had the opportunity to have a wonderful 14 work of art?
Pray tell, don't this biddy know who you be?
You didn't fail, SHE DID!
"Hogan Sure Didn't Know Best" this time!
Posted by: The Mave | June 03, 2009 at 09:37 PM
Another great piece, as always, 14! Wish I could be at the show. Have fun!
Posted by: MJed Lance Von T | June 01, 2009 at 05:49 PM
I like yours SO much better...that other one? yeah right...too improbable.
Posted by: rootietoot | June 01, 2009 at 04:17 PM
That whole family gives me the creeps. Terry (her dad Hulk Hogan) is way to obsessed with her. She's a huge slut when she performs yet the show acts like she's a wannabee slut held back by her controling father.
Posted by: Marko | May 29, 2009 at 09:43 PM
Cool! I'm going to feature this on my blog about album covers tomorrow.
http://blog.albumartexchange.com
Posted by: Fritz | May 28, 2009 at 06:34 PM
Somewhere in Tinseltown Kirk Douglas is running around spitting fire because some little wrestler's-spawn blonde chiplet stole his chin.
Yeah, picking on her is like swiping dignity from a Kardashian, but you does it with STYLE, chica. Me laugh LOUD!
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | May 28, 2009 at 02:18 PM
Hahaha!! Brooke is tooo easy to parody. Just Like Paris Hilton is. I love it. I find her career attempt annoying.
Posted by: Psychochick | May 28, 2009 at 11:52 AM
I am glad you did this. It makes me happy. Ever since I so her in those blue jean chaps, wearing nothing underneath ...
That orange tan ... her and her family burn my retinas. There is something oh so bovine about them.
Her and her father deserve an award for the creepiest photo ever, when he was slathering sun tan oil all over her ass. Shudder ... barf!!!
Posted by: Sweet Subversion | May 27, 2009 at 08:11 PM
G R O S S (lol) I'm referring to the "high standards" link. I would remark at how the mighty have fallen but one has to have attained celestial status first in order to fall. She's still flapping those baby birdy stripper wings trying to get herself off the ground. I vote 14!
Posted by: Red | May 27, 2009 at 06:01 PM
Nothing is more pathetic to me than talentless offspring crapitalizing on their family name. Well, maybe kittens with broken legs but that's not their fault.
If she had even a tiny sense of humor, she'd love your cover since it pays homage to the source of her "fame".
Nicely skewered, 14!
Posted by: Erik | May 27, 2009 at 04:25 PM
I feel just like little Natalie Wood in "miracle on 34th street":
"There IS a Santa Quatroeena!!!!"
As soon as I saw Brooke's cover I knew you would come through to deaminate her, and you DID! I knew you were real, I knew it!
Posted by: Vern | May 27, 2009 at 01:01 PM