Muttell Corporation has developed a new line of collectible Blarbie dolls that truly reflect the public drama and vast talent of today's most popular tabloid celebrities. Debuting the collection is the tragic Jessica "Jilted Jessica" Simpson doll. Poor Jessica can't seem to ever celebrate a proper birthday party because her boyfriend always seems to dump her on her special day. Each doll comes dressed in an adorable chest baring top, high-waisted denim shorts, and a pair of charming little cowboy boots and includes a festive gaping froggie birthday cake and matching balloons - so cute!

Jilted Jessica accessories are also available to enhance your collection. A gallon tub of Melancholy Chunk premium ice cream along with a specially made wide-mouth spoon/garden spade will help soothe Jilted Jessica as she pines over her lost love and dashed dreams.

Use the Tony Romo Voodoo Doll to allow Jilted Jessica to continue jinxing his game and to humiliate and shame the Dallas Cowboys. He'll be sorry he ever dumped her! Medium: digital.