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ASterling

LOL! I'm so glad you did her! Paula drinks buttterrrrrrrr.

Chris

Just clicked over to Paula's website and guess what?? Apparently it's Bacon Week! LOL :)

Kipling

Lord I love food porn...you do it so well!

wolverbunny69

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! I LOVE HER !!!!! She idn't affraid to cook or eat...I'm tired of all these health conscious types and portion controlers. She knows REAL SOUTHERN COOKIN!!!!Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...butta is betta,ya'll...

Bucket Trucks for Sale

I didn't quite believe the burgers served on a Krispy Kreme donut, so I had to check it out for myself. Oh my gosh! I'm not a health fanatic, but that's really is absurd!!!

sweet subversion

I read that Paula Deen suffered from agoraphobia or something like that. Her husband left her and the only way she could earn a living was to start cooking ... don't quote me on this.


This reminds me of a parody they did of her on the Big Gay Sketch Show. I practically peed on myself. Who the fuck would mix a Krispy cream Donut and hamburgers ....?

I am kind of glad that she became successful.

Deep fried Twinkies, dear Gawd ........

Teddy Ostrow

She wouldn't bother me much if she didn't shill for Smithfield, which treats its employees like absolute crap--y'all!!!!

trick please

Awesome! And I agree that no one should make Paula's recipes daily.

But I still love her. Her pecan pie recipe is great- but should be enjoyed responsibly

John Smith (my real name, I promise!!)

Paula's from my town of Albany, Georgia. She has established her empire in Savannah, where the closed society of Georgian blue-bloods live. She has a beautiful home on the river and is obviously successful. But, I suspect that she is not totally accepted by the elite. I used to like her when she first showed up on the Food Network. I could tell that she is not a gourmet chef, but she knows food and southern culture. She seemed to be pleasant and a good ambassador for us. But, she has quickly turned into a shrill and shallow huckster. I guess that it may be essential to reach the success that she has, but I feel like she sold her beautiful southern soul for it.

midi

A heart attack never looked so purdy!

Emma

I could not believe it, if you munched your way through half of her calorie loaded recipies you would probably have a coronary!

Laura @ Hungry and Frozen

Heavens. I thought you'd made up those links to her website. That butter cake actually includes a packaged cake mix in its ingredients - is it still even able to be called a recipe? I don't know if I'm biased because I love Nigella Lawson so much but Paula Deen has never appealed to me...she seems nice enough but her 'recipes' seem kind of appalling. Love the picture, I think it's the hair but she almost looks like Elaine Paige!

Doodle Whore

Well butter my ass and call me a biscuit! You nailed it.

CASSANDRA

Well that just dills my pickle! Slap my head and call me silly!

Beware y'all,
she's a 'Ferengi' disguised as a 'Capitalist PIG'

"The Bigger the Smile, the Sharper the Knife"
- the 48th rule of acquisition

The Rules of Acquisition, in the fictional Star Trek universe, are a set of guidelines intended to ensure the profitability of businesses owned by the ultra-capitalist alien race known as Ferengi.

Glenn Maguire

If Elvis lives,she's surely his kinda chef. I had read that she was agoraphobic; and thusly deathly afraid of being in public, but after watching her disgusting, salacious performance with the trainer, I think that we should be the ones who are afraid. Can that discordant squak be for real? Lord have mercy. Kudos to you 14 for yet another right-on skewering of perhaps the most disingenuous cook,(read Kook), on or off the box.

jerms

She has a pink "Hey Y'all" watch.


SHE HAS A PINK "HEY Y'ALL" WATCH!!

And it's sold out.

Surely this is a sign of the End Timez.

Becca

On one hand, I AGREE with you about that flaky granny (I tend to look the other way when I come across her brightly beaming baby-doll face and its shock of overbleached hair on books at my supermarket) and her weird recipes (is that doughnut burger FOR REAL?!!!)

On other hand, your idea of a gourmet meal is probably a leaf of romaine lettuce with a slice of lemon artfully arranged on it. (Most of us like junk food and sugary treats now and then, of course.)

Good to see you drawing again...now how about this little Tiger Wood scandal?:)

lunamor

Peanut butter BARFaits? uaaaauaauh!

14

Thanks Y'all!

Jim- I had thought of making her head into a ham, but changed my mind last minute. Bad move on my end.

My favorite/scariest part of the "workout" video is when Paula eyeballs her trainer's firm young arse, whispers lasciviously "look at his butt", and then belts out an ear shattering witch's cackle.

xoxo
14

Shannon

You are DA BOMB!!

Vern

HA Yall!
So eempressed yall brain natoorally went with 'Queasy', way maw ellagant than 'Greasy' tho' both aaplah.


PS: Viper you minx! Yall used one of my latest favorite words! OLEAGINOUS!

look it up people its delicious!

Viper Tetsu

oleaginous
crystal-eyed chipmunk pulls at
and makes my gut lurch

Every hideous thing I done et for the last ten holidays is being filtered through the prisms of them glassy eyes.

BRILL, Baby. AND Chilling to the core.

Erik

She's always made me a little queasy which comes through perfectly!

MJed Lance Von T.

While watching the P Deen "workout" vid, I was reminded of when an animal trainer appears on a late night talkshow with his menagerie of wild and dangerous animals (tigers, snakes, lizards) and, more specifically, the wild eyed looks the animal gets on it's face when it realizes that its in a very unfamiliar and potentially dangerous situation and the "fight or flight" instinct is about to kick in. The workout trainer has that same look on his face throughout the entire clip. The gooey peanuty thing sounds kinda' tasty, though. Great to have you back, 14!

Jim

Here's a clip of the queen of cholesterol being hit in the face by a flying ham while serving as spokesperson for Smithfield Hams: http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/21699504/detail.html#

Karma, ain't it a bitch?

Knox Bronson

i needed a laugh. can hardly type, cuz mac is resting on my tummy and i am still laughing.

The Mave

Excellently Portrayed Most Spectacularly!,.. (and I know this to be so without even having a clue as to who this person depicted actually be! But, I know it to be so, anyway!).

"Happy New Year/Decade", & "Welcome Back Your Wonderfulness!!!"

Red

As big ad her head huh? Is that counting the hair as well?
I think this southern fried conglomerate lending some ya-ya sparkle ala Ed Hardy is a revival of 'The Icing' ( remember that store?) Brilliantly portrayed 14!!

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