It sprang to life after a barefoot pop star dropped a cheeto on the floor of a public restroom located in a gas station just outside of Malibu. The filthy floor combined with the moist bathroom environment formed a petri dish of primordial ooze just waiting for the right element to spark it to life. When the cheeto hit the floor, the bright day-glo orange dust bonded together and formed a strange bipedal creature with wide-set glassy eyes in search of bright day-glo orange things to consume. When its mouth isn't being used for purposes of consuming or lip syncing, it can often be observed forming a curious grimace.Two bag-like protrusions hang listlessly from its torso and its straw-like "hair" attracts birds for its ideal nest building material. While the creature is often spotted barefoot, it can often be observed wearing torn fishnet stockings or rotted old boots. Scientists aren't sure why it appeals to so many people worldwide, but some speculate that it might be a mind-control Disney zombie set loose to mesmerize and distract the masses. Sounds like the most logical explanation.
Disclaimer: This is NOT a portrait of Britney Spears, it's a portrayal of a Britney Spears chimera created from the very best scraps of her sordid gossip. Britney fans need not worry about their precious idol being vilified. Okay, I'll admit it, I'm rather fond of Britney myself - which is why I chose her to be first in my series of Gossip Monsters. Medium: graphite and acrylic on paper, digital color.
