A while back, after learning Rachael Ray was offering premium dog food to add to her empire of pans, spatulas, and exotic plaid Euro shams, I created a line of gourmet dog foods inspired by other annoying celebrity chefs. This time, I've joined forces with the funny folks over at Food Network Humor to concoct some brand new offerings by some of the most overexposed "stars" on the Food Network. We begin with Giada De Laurentiis, who specializes in family-style Italian dishes from the old country. She'll dazzle you with her ever-present flashing teeth and plunging cleavage. Oh yeah, and she cooks too. Go to Food Network Humor to read more about Giada. Check back tomorrow to see Ina Garten's dog food! Medium: Graphite on paper, digital color.