I've watched Ina Garten's cooking show a few times. She wears a big blue shirt, always implores us to use "good" ingredients, and seems to have a gaggle of rich gay men showing up just in time for dinner. Ina's Bill & Jack Good Dog Food will dazzle your East Coast upper class gaynine so much, he'll want to enjoy it with a glass of good petite sirah and lots of witty banter among friends. To read more, head over over to my co-conspirator at Food Network Humor. Medium: Digital painting, sketch shown here. Coming soon: Guy Fieri.