Paris Hilton's custom private jet is truly a milestone in aviation technology. Featuring dual Jamaican Spliff jet engines powered entirely by Cannabis Sativa eco-fuel, the jet flies high above the Earth, far away from all the annoying plebeians below. Since Paris Hilton's sizable feet are often found flung up in the air over her head, engineers used the concept to create state-of-the-art landing gear designed to withstand multiple take offs and landings. A custom queen size bed surrounded by cameras ensures Paris will have constant access to the limelight, and Wi-Fi connection allows to her to post images of herself to twitter whenever she feels the need for attention. If for some reason, Paris isn't getting enough attention, she can always call ahead and arrange for topless photos to be "leaked" and sold to the tabloids -- and make a little cash while she's at it. The only problem the jet has shown so far is a puzzling outbreak of oozing sores near the butt end of the fuselage. Engineers are still working on a fix for outbreak, but no cure has been found yet. Yep I'm still on vacation, but when Paris hoists herself onto the public eye as she's done so much lately -- I can't help myself. Medium: Ink on paper, digital color.