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Knox Bronson

Hi Beautiful. I've been away. Pixels has taken over my life. And Maia. I love this picture and your writing as always, but I made the mistake of clicking on the links! Eeeeewwwwe! She is gross.
Anyway, I hope you are well. We must chat soon, 14!!

ElB

Fantabulous! Crab ring..LOL. :o)

Master Blaster

Brillant as always! Reality perfume is a genius idea. These celeb perfumes should complete the offensiveness that they commit upon our other senses. Except taste. I don't want to taste Paris Hilton or Snooki or...well, any of them. I'm going to assume that Paris was doing a bit of performance art. Like what would Marilyn Monroe look like if she were a useless, fame-whoring, methhead, skanky twat with the mental capacity of an 8 year-old with severe brain damage. Or something like that.

Also, those hands will haunt me until the day I die. *shivers*

Vern

Thanks Dawn! You're as sweet as the spun-sugar of 14's rendering of paris's wig!

Chansmom

Oh my! As always, 14. You're just amazing! LOL! The crab ring and those HUGE hands!

Tiffany

I would buy that perfume so I can sit on it. ;)

BlackbeltBettie

Excellence as always, 14! And the return of crabby made me snort! pun intended? lol.

scent of a mule

The research and inspiration behind the latest fragrance:

Norma Jean Mortensen was, in matters of personal hygiene, a slut.

She ate in bed and pushed the remains under the sheet; had irritable bowel syndrome and flatulence; rarely bathed; and preferred to sleep in the nude.

http://www.rediff.com/movies/2007/jul/11monroe.htm

Elspeth

That's HOT!

midi

The mixture of delusion and reality is scrumptious!

dawn

Vern, LOL! Loved your ditty.

And, GOTA, YOU ROCK!

Bloo

Oh you made my day! Cute crabby ring!

sweet subversion

You're so funny 14!

Shannon

I too want that crab ring!!!!

The Mave

"Pure Genius!!!!!!!!" All she needs now is a much longer bottle neck to orally fixate onto!

Vern

A kiss on a peen might be quite continental,
But perfume is a skanks's best friend...
A kiss may fetch a grand, but it Wonk pay the rental
On your muling twat, or help you
at the customs spot,
Feds grow cold as "Sleaze" grows mold
On your dollars I surely depend,
So ugly and Crabby
your dollars I'll grabby
Cause Perfume is a skank's best friend!

Bafink

I love Paris, when she falls...

GREAT!

Mishi

Whoa! That wig is hideous *and* not applied very well. Oh Paris...just keep beating that dead horse. :D

Oh and yeah, you're going to have to start producing those li'l crabby rings, cause I want one too! :)

Kipling

I seriously want her "li'l crabby" ring!!!

Fenriq

Any day that includes some GOTA is going to be a good day! Love this, so totally love this! The awesome is in the details!

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