Feathers Fly as Paris Hilton Pecked By Frantic Hens on The View

A reader of mine had been begging me to draw Paris Hilton and because I'm such a sucker for sweet talk, I went ahead and did it. I told him she no longer holds my interest and quite honestly, focusing on her for more than 5 minutes drains me of my essential life force...but sure, I'll scrawl a little something together in under an hour. I watched the clip of Paris being grilled by head hen Barbara Walters on The Frantic Hen Coop The View and this is my hurried interpretation.  For Drew. Medium: Colored pencil on paper, digital color, wine.

Comments

[custom essay writing]

Aaaaa!! That is unbelievable!) If there were Nobel prize for painting I would give it to you!)

[John U]

Really good one. Great job.

[Viper Tetsu]

If I could write something in under an hour as good as you draw, I'd have a friggin' Pulitzer. Seriously.

George Orwell's ANIMAL FARM, reimagined for this ADHD world. Or you just screwing around in a giggle fit. Same diff.

[dee cee]

The view girls got the goods, and are not impressed or caring on that whole Hilton family.. Parasite is painfully tossed 'out' of the elite crowd har har..

[14]

Why thank you!
xox 14

[Neroli]

You are just as talented with writing. Thank you.
The egg is hilarious.

[The Mave]

Ain't no fan of "The Annoying View", but I sure am a big fan of yours & GOTA!!! Great work as always!!(Especially Paris' big-ass foots!).

[sweet subversion]

Put a man on the view goddamnit. Put a man on the view. That show needs something.

[Vern]

I'm dying over the egg!!!!!!!!!!

You can skillfully skewer this CACAphonus hen party and yet, are still kind enough to suggest they might produce something useful.

Brilliant!

[Morris]

"The Frantic Hen Coop" hehe. May I use that?
:P

[Knox Bronson]

You kill me, as always. xox Knox