That's the idea one of my favorite artists, Chuck Frazier had in mind when he drew this disconcerting portrait of marital bliss. He figured since both troubled actors have been featured non-stop in both the tabloids as well as mainstream "real" news (which has pretty much devolved into frivolous, brain-rotting entertainment these days) Lindsay and Charlie would become the ultimate hot mess trainwreck celebrity couple and would give the likes of Anderson Cooper and Dr. Phil hours of mindless fodder to natter on and on about. What's even more remarkable about this piece is that Chuck came up with the idea before the announcement of Charlie and Lindsay's cameo appearance in the upcoming Scary Movie 5. Spooky action at a distance? Scary! Anyway, Chuck knows I like to color things in, so he allowed me to add color to his impeccable line drawing (BELOW). Thanks Chuck! Medium: Concept and illustration by Chuck Frazier, color (ABOVE) by 14.