I know, it's gross, but I stumbled across a photo of Paris Hilton attempting to seductively gnaw on a popsicle and decided to reinterpret it in full-color Absurd-O-Vision. UPDATE: I'm not posting on Gallery of the Absurd as much due to being busy with too many projects, but I post my latest work, works in progress, and any old thing that happens to inspire me on my Facebook page. Visit me there if you're interested in seeing more ridiculousness. Medium: digital paint.
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Avert Your Eyes, It's Paris Hilton Sucking a Popsicle!
I know, it's gross, but I stumbled across a photo of Paris Hilton attempting to seductively gnaw on a popsicle and decided to reinterpret it in full-color Absurd-O-Vision. UPDATE: I'm not posting on Gallery of the Absurd as much due to being busy with too many projects, but I post my latest work, works in progress, and any old thing that happens to inspire me on my Facebook page. Visit me there if you're interested in seeing more ridiculousness. Medium: digital paint.
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That is the funniest Paris Hilton picture I have seen. Thanks for sharing it.
Posted by: Lociones | April 29, 2013 at 10:00 AM
Wow! this is a nice absurd picture.
Posted by: Carlos Fernández | March 27, 2013 at 12:03 PM
I couldn't take my eyes off the tip of her nose in the real photo.
I LOVE the lips you gave her! Fantastic!
Posted by: Jenn F. | March 18, 2013 at 07:23 AM
*slow clap*
Posted by: Vern | March 05, 2013 at 05:57 AM
Hands look extremely true to life to me.
Posted by: Strudelganger@gmail.com | March 02, 2013 at 03:40 PM
Your warning forced me to goggle at her hands more than I should have and it is your rendering that really grossed me out.
May I humbly suggest that you practice just a wee bit more on that part of the anatomy.
http://drawasamaniac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/how_to_draw_hands_17.jpg
Posted by: FJL | March 01, 2013 at 05:57 PM
I didn't know they made crab-flavored popsicles!!
Posted by: Vern | February 26, 2013 at 07:36 AM