Gallery of the Absurd

Real Time Photographic Evidence of CNN's Spectacular Demise

Tonight I walked past a TV and saw tired old Anderson Cooper STILL flapping his gums about Michael Jackson. I stood for a while and watched as "expert" after "expert" was paraded in front of the camera, each with their own long drawn out opinion over how Jackson may have died. After a few minutes, I began to feel my brain rot, so I quickly took a photo and uploaded it.  Later they showed a YouTube video of a bunny that walks like a human. Hard news for soft minds.

CNN Breaking News: Michael Jackson Still Dead

It's getting to the point where I can't tell the difference between TMZ and CNN.  Anderson Cooper should just go ahead and deliver the nightly news while holding his sippy cup and using a green pen to scrawl out the nightly headlines as the news staff cracks clever quips.  Why just today CNN is enlightening us with fluffy trivialities such a report about psychics who see "magic" in Jackson's life and a portrait of Jackson's pill consumption. Medium: graphite scrawl with digital color. Much thanks to Holly for the inspiration.