Continuing with the Critters Weekly magazine concept, we examine the profitability of the Bong Bunny as a rewarding family pet. Economic times are tough these days, so that's why more families are considering bringing a Bong Bunny into their home. For maximum results, plan to adopt your little Bong Bunny while it's still young enough to be a useful money-generating commodity for Disney. They'll carefully cultivate a squeaky clean image for it, teach it to sing and dance, then slap its brand image all every conceivable trinket your kid could ever want. Once your Bong Bunny grows older, it loses its baby fur and soon grows scraggly and rebellious. Fear not however, there is still plenty of money to be made through scandal as long as you enthusiastically encourage your Bong Bunny to engage in lucrative activities such as pole dancing, leaking sexy photos (complete with duck face of course!) of itself on the Internet, bong smokin' and displaying its shapely bunny tail to old drooling baboons in the audience. The Bong Bunny doesn't require much parental supervision, so it makes an easy pet for busy families. Medium: digital illustration.
The type of family best suited for a Bong Bunny is one that chases fame and enjoys basking in the glare of media attention. Ideal parents might include a groupie mom paired with a melancholy country music star/stage dad who spends hours flat-ironing his highlighted hair while crying tears of sadness over his cash cow daughter's wild antics. A heavily made up, skilled pole dancing younger sister who shills trashy clothing to kids while pursuing her own aspirations for fame is a favorable sibling for the Bong Bunny and is highly likely to become a Bong Bunny herself. A horse in the barn is also a nice touch. Medium: digital illustration.
